HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[habsfan891]

Primeau is looking sharp I don't have a good feeling about this one.

I'm a tanker through and through. But I do have a good feeling going into next year about:

- the first line
- Matheson
- a send line anchored by Dach
- Guhle, Savard, Srtuble, Xheksaj, Harris.
- Monty and Primes

Then we'll see about young players Barron and Roy.
And we'll see about vets like Armia, Dco, Anderson and Gally.

I have zero faith in Dach until he makes it past 20 games

 

[Gravity]

Primeau is looking sharp I don't have a good feeling about this one.

I'm a tanker through and through. But I do have a good feeling going into next year about:

- the first line
- Matheson
- a send line anchored by Dach
- Guhle, Savard, Srtuble, Xheksaj, Harris.
- Monty and Primes

Then we'll see about young players Barron and Roy.
And we'll see about vets like Armia, Dco, Anderson and Gally.

This is the tank. I'd feel a lot better with a Demidov in the pool.

 

[habsfan891]

This is the tank. I'd feel a lot better with a Demidov in the pool.

I hate having to hope that teams pass on him because this team can't stop puking all over itself in the final week

 

[rahad]

of course we are 2-1 in the most import tank night..... Classic MSL.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Oh oh, 4-2 Detroit over Toronto now. Still half the game to play.

 

[habsfan891]

Luckily Pinto exists he's Like 40% of Ottawa's offense

 

[Gravity]

I hate having to hope that teams pass on him because this team can't stop puking all over itself in the final week

The Canadiens way. I've never known this team to not shoot itself in the foot.

 

[habsfan891]

Come on Detroit don't let those chokers come back ffs

 

[MarkovsKnee]

Well, Washington just beat TB in regulation, 4-2.

Detroit will be eliminated tonight, if:

✔ NYI earns a point against NYR
TBD: Detroit regulation loss vs Toronto
✔ Philadelphia regulation win vs NJD
✔Washington regulation win vs TBL

Detroit is blowing a 4-1 lead. It's 4-3 now. 8 minutes left in 2nd period. 2 goals in 80 seconds for Toronto. Matthews gets his 69th goal.

Detroit survives with an OTL....

 

[le_sean]

Korpisalo is atrocious

 

[Gravity]

Jesus f***ing christ Caufield. Can you calm down for one f***ing game.

 

[habsfan891]

Ffs you f***ing morons just lose this game and you can do whatever the f*** you want against Detroit

 

[River Meadow]

Welp.

Maybe it's better we pick 6-7+ rather than 5th, so we don't galaxy brain the pick.

Ffs you f***ing morons just lose this game and you can do whatever the f*** you want against Detroit

As per Slafkovsky, the most important thing to the Habs is getting as many wins as possible tho..

 

[habsfan891]

Welp.

Maybe it's better we pick 6-7+ rather than 5th, so we don't galaxy brain the pick.



As per Slafkovsky, the most important thing to the Habs is getting as many wins as possible tho..

He only thinks that until they can't ever make the playoffs because they didn't draft a good enough player

 

[le_sean]

Looking forward to the end of next season when they are fighting for a wild card spot and everyone turns into shit rather than god mode in these lost seasons.

 

[River Meadow]

He only thinks that until they can't ever make the playoffs because they didn't draft a good enough player

If I were a player, I wouldn't want them to draft great players.

Great players = More competition for your job.

 

[le_sean]

If I were a player, I wouldn't want them to draft great players.

Great players = More competition for your job.

And if I were a player, I would want my team to get better. I’ll be fighting for my job, but I know it’s Pezzetta, Ylonen, Colin White that are losing jobs.

 

[Boss Man Hughes]

If I were a player, I wouldn't want them to draft great players.

Great players = More competition for your job.

Only for the borderline players.

 

[Gravity]

If I were a player, I wouldn't want them to draft great players.

Great players = More competition for your job.

Luckily the players whose job is in danger suck donkey balls and are doing sweet f*** all.

 

[River Meadow]

Luckily the players whose job is in danger suck donkey balls and are doing sweet f*** all.

Yes but also,

If we draft another stud D... it makes others expendable..............

 

[rahad]

Caufield is going for the hat trick....

 

[Gravity]

Yes but also,

If we draft another stud D... it makes others expendable..............

Then they should want to lose because they want to take an F. Would be forced to take a D if all their F targets are off the board.

 

[26Mats]

This is the tank. I'd feel a lot better with a Demidov in the pool.

Yes, for sure. But if we don't draft 5th we don't. There's nothing we can do about it. We knew the team wasn't going to roll over.

 

[River Meadow]

Then they should want to lose because they want to take an F. Would be forced to take a D if all their F targets are off the board.

This might very well happen.

 

[26Mats]

I have zero faith in Dach until he makes it past 20 games

He, Guhle, and Xhekaj have to prove they can stay healthy before they can be considered part of the future.