HF Habs: The official 2023-2024 tank thread

[Tuggy]

Sam gonna steal this game or what??

 

[Gravity]

Don't worry boys, Lindstrom will be on the menu. Back injury keeping him from u18s. Only had the small sample size of play this year.

I. Want. Demidov.

 

[rahad]

damn Winnipeg.... They are playing well in the last 5 games. I has hoping for Edmonton and Nashville to pass them in the standing.

Come on NYI! Win this game.

 

[Leto]

Ottawa ties it 2-2 against Tampa.

 

[Gravity]

Well Detroit managed to get scored on shorthanded. 5-3 Pit now.

 

[MarkovsKnee]

2-2 between Sens & Lightning!

 

[Michoulicious]

Sens tie it! Go Sens Go!

*vomit in my mouth*

 

[Gravity]

Detroit ties it!

 

[le_sean]

f*** this team honestly. Bunch of f***ing try hards

 

[habsfan891]

f***ing morons

 

[Balthazar]

If they were winning because they were the better team it would be one thing, but winning when you're getting outshot 25-13 is a joke.

That's stealing 2 points that will ultimately hurt you.

 

[rahad]

Why we keep playing every f***ing second goalie in the league.....

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

Better get used to us getting Helenius.

 

[le_sean]

Won’t matter. This is Marty’s dream to win this. A useless game that hurts his team in the long run? Better have them fired up.

 

[Balthazar]

Why we keep playing every f***ing second goalie in the league.....

Because all the other teams assume the Habs suck ass, play the backup goalie and don't show up.

 

[A Loyal Demidog]

Who ruins it for us tonight? My vote's on either Armia, Evans or Dvorak.

 

[26Mats]

f*** this team honestly. Bunch of f***ing try hards

Phew! Isles tie it.

Man does it suck rooting against our team, but c'mon Isles! Win this one in regulation!

 

[Gravity]

Detroit and Ottawa both get a point!

 

[le_sean]

I can’t believe they are wasting a moment when the Sens manage to get point(s) on the road in Tampa.

 

[Gravity]

I can’t believe they are wasting a moment when the Sens manage to get point(s) on the road in Tampa.

We need good goaltending while tanking apparently.

 

[26Mats]

Sucks that the Jets are winning, at least most of their competitors are.

 

[Gravity]

Now for Marty's tried and true strategy: grind for OT.

 

[sandviper]

We need good goaltending while tanking apparently.

It’ll balance out.. it’ll suck once the team in front is good.

 

[le_sean]

We need good goaltending while tanking apparently.

Yeah really. Monty, you already got your contract. Just let in a stinker here.

 

[Gravity]

It’ll balance out.. it’ll suck once the team in front is good.

You just know it lol.