The Menu Part 7.77 I won absolutely nothing edition

[prototypical4thliner]

Clean that glassware, brah!

Carbonation and condensation, broheim!

 

[prototypical4thliner]

seafood and desserts. perfection

So long as they are their own entities. If you go into New England (especially looking at you, Maine), they have lobster ice cream. Which makes me angry sad and confused. I haven’t tried it, because of the emotional roller coaster just learning of it caused.

 

[Striiker]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

 

[BigToe]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

 

[Young Sandwich]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

 

[Striiker]

10/10 gif usage guys

 

[Starat327]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

I pray that instead of losing likes, next time you get an infraction they ban you from all food threads. Its safer for everyone that way.

 

[Striiker]

I pray that instead of losing likes, next time you get an infraction they ban you from all food threads. Its safer for everyone that way.

Why are you so afraid of the truth?

 

[wankstifier]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

False... American breakfast cereal is cold gruel

 

[Striiker]

False... American breakfast cereal is cold gruel

Then you’re buying the wrong cereal because Frosted Flakes with cut up bananas or some blueberries is delightful.

 

[WestrnPhlyr]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

Oh boy.


Striiker, my friend, words cannot describe my admiration of your ability to stir shit up.

 

[BigToe]

Then you’re buying the wrong cereal because Frosted Flakes with cut up bananas or some blueberries is delightful.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch*

 

[wankstifier]

Then you’re buying the wrong cereal because Frosted Flakes with cut up bananas or some blueberries is delightful.

I’m more of a porridge slut. Oats usually everyday

Gruel is a loose, sometimes drinkable porridge

 

[Striiker]

Oh boy.


Striiker, my friend, words cannot describe my admiration of your ability to stir **** up.

It’s a gift.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch*

Also acceptable.

I’m more of a porridge ****. Oats usually everyday

Gruel is a loose, sometimes drinkable porridge

Hey, you follow your heart and eat whatever you want.

Just don’t be calling my breakfast treats gruel or we’re gonna have to fight.

 

[BigToe]

Just don’t be calling my breakfast treats gruel or we’re gonna have to fight.

Don’t call our beautiful hotdogs sandwiches then.

 

[wankstifier]

It’s a gift.



Also acceptable.



Hey, you follow your heart and eat whatever you want.

Just don’t be calling my breakfast treats gruel or we’re gonna have to fight.

Don’t be triggered that I’ve properly labeled your morning cuisine.

 

[wankstifier]

Don’t call our beautiful hotdogs sandwiches then.

What would you call them, “Mystery Wellington”?

 

[BigToe]

What would you call them, “Mystery Wellington”?

It’s just a hotdog on a bun. Simple.

 

[SnS]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

What.

 

[Chinatown88]

What.

Can you ban him from this thread?

 

[wankstifier]

It’s just a hotdog on a bun. Simple.

You say “on” as if it’s disqualifying. I’m sure you know about open faced sandwiches. Cheesesteaks and hoagies are also sandwiches.

Thin crust pizza is an open faced grilled cheese—also a sandwich. Grilled cheese and tomato soup is sloppily deconstructed pizza.

 

[FlyingPhilly]

Cereal is soup

don't @ me

A pizza is a pie or a sandwich?

 

[BigToe]

Thin crust pizza is an open faced grilled cheese—also a sandwich. Grilled cheese and tomato soup is sloppily deconstructed pizza.

I want to punch a wall right now.

 

[Striiker]

Don’t call our beautiful hotdogs sandwiches then.

They are though

A pizza is a pie or a sandwich?

Pie. Of course.

Unless you fold it when you eat it. Then it becomes a sandwich. Like a quesadilla.

 

[Striiker]

What.

More specifically, it’s a chowder.