The Menu Part 14 The Coots / Striker Hot Dog is not a Sandwich Edition

[DancingPanther]

Macaroni salad AND potato salad?!?!?! What kind of a psycho does that?

Also, f*** corn on the cob and don't anyone dare @ me. Someone better take that shit off the cob before it gets to me or I'm fighting everyone in the area. It's just extra steps and slows down the gorging process.

Corn on the cob is absolutely useless. Gets stuck in your teeth, tastes half like the water it was boiled in, takes up half your plate real estate (including when the corn is eaten off it)

Such a worthless side.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'm more concerned over the use of holders on the corn on the cob. That's just un-american.

Lol my wife grabbed like 5 packs of 10 years ago and I just found them. I busted them out for shits and giggles.
I’d never use them on fresh corn on the cob.

 

[Lord Defect]

Corn on the cob is absolutely useless. Gets stuck in your teeth, tastes half like the water it was boiled in, takes up half your plate real estate (including when the corn is eaten off it)

Such a worthless side.

If it’s boiled your doing it wrong. Granted mine was boiled but fresh isn’t an option right now.
Get yourself some jersey sweet corn, schuk it but don’t remove the husk. Soak it for 30 minutes in a water bath. Lightly salt and pepper it and then put it on the grill. Amazing.

 

[DancingPanther]

If it’s boiled your doing it wrong. Granted mine was boiled but fresh isn’t an option right now.
Get yourself some jersey sweet corn, schuk it but don’t remove the husk. Soak it for 30 minutes in a water bath. Lightly salt and pepper it and then put it on the grill. Amazing.

Shucking is another issue. I hate the word first off, and second off the shit gets everywhere, the hair sticks to everything including the corn, and it makes a horrible noise.

We go to our grandmother's every year to cut the jersey corn off the cob and put it into ziplock bags, which are then frozen. Easy.

Corn is a mid tier vegetable. It's not a favorite but I will always eat it and generally enjoy it

Corn on the cob is a trash tier vegetable

 

[Lord Defect]

I might have to block you over this @DancingPanther

 

[DancingPanther]

I might have to block you over this @DancingPanther

 

[mja]

This aggression will not stand. Eating elotes is one of life's great pleasures.

 

[dragonoffrost]

This aggression will not stand. Eating elotes is one of life's great pleasures.

If you have to put that much on something there is something wrong with the base ingredient...

Corn is a trash food due to the fact that when the body tries to process it... it fails for most of it.

 

[mja]

If you have to put that much on something there is something wrong with the base ingredient...

Corn is a trash food due to the fact that when the body tries to process it... it fails for most of it.

 

[Striiker]

This aggression will not stand. Eating elotes is one of life's great pleasures.

You can have EXACTLY THAT but just remove it from the cob immediately after that picture is taken.

ezpz improvement

 

[mja]

You can have EXACTLY THAT but just remove it from the cob immediately after that picture is taken.

ezpz improvement

No, you sacrifice some of the sweetest part of the corn when you slice it off of the cob. It just sits there, staring at you, daring you to suck each maimed kernel dry. I mean, I'll go cobless if I'm trying not to be a complete slob in front of my wife, but otherwise, hell with that.

 

[Striiker]

No, you sacrifice some of the sweetest part of the corn when you slice it off of the cob. It just sits there, staring at you, daring you to suck each maimed kernel dry. I mean, I'll go cobless if I'm trying not to be a complete slob in front of my wife, but otherwise, hell with that.

Cob = slob
Cobless = dignified

Look at this nonsense

 

[Lord Defect]

If you have to put that much on something there is something wrong with the base ingredient...

Corn is a trash food due to the fact that when the body tries to process it... it fails for most of it.

Ever have brisket, or pastrami? There are probably more ingredients placed on those than on that.

 

[Striiker]

Thinking if corn has made me hungry for cornbread...

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Cob = slob
Cobless = dignified

Look at this nonsense

If you eat corn on the cob like a normal human being, but also eat the roll when you get around to that side...is it a sandwich?

 

[Tripod]

Corn on the cob is absolutely useless. Gets stuck in your teeth, tastes half like the water it was boiled in, takes up half your plate real estate (including when the corn is eaten off it)

Such a worthless side.

this 1 minute video may save your life. Ok, maybe not, but will save your sanity.

 

[Striiker]

If you eat corn on the cob like a normal human being, but also eat the roll when you get around to that side...is it a sandwich?

If you do that then you forfeit the "normal human being" title.

But yes, it's a sandwich.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Ever have brisket, or pastrami? There are probably more ingredients placed on those than on that.

Brisket is salt and pepper and into the smoker. If you do more than that you are doing it wrong.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

I don’t hate corn on the cob, I just see no point eating it.

 

[Lord Defect]

Brisket is salt and pepper and into the smoker. If you do more than that you are doing it wrong.

This is why people claim that white people are bland.
Salt. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Paprika. Chilli powder. At the least. Use a little spice dude.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Beef Invictus i made a London broil with your veri teriyaki sauce. It was pretty good but I don’t know if it’ll replace my go to Italian dressing.

 

[Starat327]

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This is why people claim that white people are bland.
Salt. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Paprika. Chilli powder. At the least. Use a little spice dude.

This looks pretty damn legit. @Surrounded By Ahos, whatcha think?

 

[dragonoffrost]

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This is why people claim that white people are bland.
Salt. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Paprika. Chilli powder. At the least. Use a little spice dude.

I like my brisket Texas style... which also includes the Tex-Mex guys.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh it is. The fat tastes like it’s been candied and melts in your mouth. If ya want the recipe pm me

 

[Lord Defect]

I like my brisket Texas style... which also includes the Tex-Mex guys.

How do you have Tex-mex brisket by just using salt and pepper? American pepper and Mexican salt?