The Al Iafrate "Dude, just shave it" Receding Hairline Award

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Don't really see any reason why babe threads are banned but this thread is allowed.

Give us one ongoing babe thread for the sake of consistency, otherwise it really doesn't make any sense.

My thread on handsomest NHLer got shut down, no “puck bunnying”. Bro, I just wanna argue over objectively handsome homies.

 

[fredligh]

Doesn't look too bad to me, besides, the balding genes come from the mother's side of the family.

Well... His younger brother Alex. Balding comes from both parents, but there is also some lottery involved, sometimes you can see one brother completely bald while the other one have a full head of hair...

 

[CaptainUgly]

Im right up there

 

[OKR]

A ton of it is high caloric intake. Part of your metabolism is regenerating your bodies sell structure. The more you eat the more often it happens.

It's not automatically eat 50% more age 50% faster but it's not far off from it.

Source? Sound’s extremely farfectched.

Also Debrincat should shave his off asap, mans looking like adult-cartoon villain with that chubby face and receding hairline

 

[Javaman]

Forget the players... has anyone mentioned Scott Oake yet?

 

[Vasilevskiy]

Im right up there

Username checks out

 

[Ceremony]

Cale Makar will be taking this award in a few years

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

This is body shaming tbh

 

[Gaylord Q Tinkledink]

One-time Wild player, Maxim Sushinsky

This greasy looking bastard is definitely a used car salesman

 

[TheGroceryStick]

I feel attacked.

 

[Strangle]

Ya this thread has actually made me sympathize with those who just let it be- I’ve always said I’d shave it if I had to, but then I hate even having to shave my face. Whatever works for folks, as long as they’re confident about it.

Confidence is a big thing, looking good while not looking to try too hard (this is what I think of Matthews wearing designer purses … trying too hard) is key.

But what’s even worse than trying too hard is being overly critical of another dudes swagger lol

It’s like the opposite end of the ‘try hard’ spectrum.

A moustache doesn’t make the man, but the man will make the moustache. This is how Willy’s ‘sta he gets more acceptance than Matthews

 

[Devilsfan118]

This is body shaming tbh

Speaking as a bald man - relax.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

A ton of it is high caloric intake. Part of your metabolism is regenerating your bodies sell structure. The more you eat the more often it happens.

It's not automatically eat 50% more age 50% faster but it's not far off from it.

lol no. This might single-handedly be the dumbest post I’ve ever read on HFB’s.

 

[Profet]

Mika Zibanejad is laughing at this thread.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Mika Zibanejad is laughing at this thread.

Generational hair genetics fr

 

[RickyLafleur]

Tyler Bertuzzi

 

[soothsayer]

William Nylander will be going the way of his dad sooner rather than later

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Face to head ratio not adding up ...

 

[I Hate Philadelphia]

Gotta be Auston Matthews. Guy somehow looks like an even greasier Ron Jeremy.

 

[DingDongCharlie]

I played poker with gino odjick and the size of his hands was all I noticed. Felt like they were 3x the size of mine, and I'm 6'3

If Gino pushed all in and I had pocket aces I’d still fold and go home broke and healthy

 

[Channelcat]

Hulk Hogan rocked the skullet for decades and nobody said shit.

 

[Score08]

Bruce cassidy looks like he has mange .

 

[Chileiceman]

Bruce cassidy looks like he has mange .

Greg Cronin too. Some of the worst hair I've ever seen. Just hanging on for dear life.

 

[x Tame Impala]

This is body shaming tbh

Any guy that upset about his hair loss probably deserves the shame tbh. It’s a totally normal part of life and you just have to accept it. Move on. Don’t dwell. I have another few years of acceptable hair and then it’s gone.

Maybe I’ll go be a huge baby and start crying about it and all the shame I’ve had to endure reading this thread

On topic: DeBrincat and Patrick Kane could probably use a chop

 

[yada]

Generational hair genetics fr

Based on age lundqvist is the real hair mvp but mikas hair banging

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Any guy that upset about his hair loss probably deserves the shame tbh. It’s a totally normal part of life and you just have to accept it. Move on. Don’t dwell. I have another few years of acceptable hair and then it’s gone.

Maybe I’ll go be a huge baby and start crying about it and all the shame I’ve had to endure reading this thread

On topic: DeBrincat and Patrick Kane could probably use a chop

You sound like a really kick ass dude