The Al Iafrate "Dude, just shave it" Receding Hairline Award

[dirtydanglez]

i wish someone would grow it out like al iafrate

 

[JianYang]

Matthews got the creepy 70s pedo look down pat.

He wins.

 

[ItWasJustified]

William Nylander will be going the way of his dad sooner rather than later

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At least he got to keep his hair a lot longer than his dad who was already balding when he was drafted.

 

[x Tame Impala]

You sound like a really kick ass dude

You sound like you get triggered by micro aggressions. Hair loss isn’t a very serious issue. Many, many, many men deal with hair loss. I felt your comment was out of place and unnecessary, personally.

 

[Kimota]

Gallagher looks like your local 40’year old meth head. He needs to shave it off lmao.

Or get implants.

 

[FiveFourteenSixOne]

I believe it was Keith Jones on Spittin Chiclets who told a great Iafrate story. Al got hit really hard next to the bench where he was sliding along the dasher and got driven into the stanchion so hard his helmet popped off. Obviously he was hurting pretty bad but he made sure to crawl over and put his helmet back on before fully collapsing on the ice.

Obviously a lot funnier to hear it told instead of typed but I thought it was hilarious.

Has Shattenkirk shaved it off yet? If not I'll say him.

Not gonna lie, your written version made me laugh out loud. The real way, not the "lol" way.

 

[Leafshater67]

This is body shaming tbh

Spotted the bald guy. Go to Turkey if you’re so self conscious. 6k USD will change your life.

 

[FMichael]

Awesome jersey - awesome skullet…

 

[SeanMoneyHands]

Nothing beats Ryan Getzlafs elite hairline.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

Awesome jersey - awesome skullet…

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Iafrate had either the worst hair ever or the best hair ever. There’s no in between with this.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

Awesome jersey - awesome skullet…

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Stan Fiscler smoking on tv. Won’t see that anymore.

 

[SirJW]

That

Stan Fiscler smoking on tv. Won’t see that anymore.

That photo is worth posting in the best photos thread.

 

[McFlyingV]

lol no. This might single-handedly be the dumbest post I’ve ever read on HFB’s.

"sell structure" is the obvious giveaway

 

[Felidae]

I agree with other users here. Can we have a thread about attractive men in hockey?

You know, for the women, gays and straights that appreciate handsome men like fine artwork...

Also, if we can have a thread tearing down peoples looks, why not the opposite? What's the actual reasoning behind not allowing such a thread?

 

[Homesick]

I agree with other users here. Can we have a thread about attractive men in hockey?

You know, for the women, gays and straights that appreciate handsome men like fine artwork...

Also, if we can have a thread tearing down peoples looks, why not the opposite? What's the actual reasoning behind not allowing such a thread?

Go ahead! There probably has been attempts but 99.5% of the users on here don't give a shit

 

[Felidae]

Go ahead! There probably has been attempts but 99.5% of the users on here don't give a shit

The threads are locked down as another user mentioned. I also tried a few years ago and the thread was closed after just a few replies.

 

[Jauffre]

https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/photos/andrew-mangiapane-2024-43.jpg

Dat transplant

 

[Scrantonicity 2]

I presume Brendan Gallagher and his monkey bum have been mentioned? Its name is Steve.

 

[ViD]

I still don’t get why Matthews hasn’t done hair transplant yet, is he so self conscious to shave his head even for that

 

[olli]

Why don’t more nhl players get transplants, obviously money isn’t an issue

 

[Rants Mulliniks]

I still don’t get why Matthews hasn’t done hair transplant yet, is he so self conscious to shave his head even for that

Wouldn't shaving your head be the indicator of self-conscious?

 

[Hank Plank]

Everyone else is amateur hour compared to this guy.

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

Hopefully Matt Grzelcyk's hair doctor is reading this thread

 

[SquidNasty]

Why don’t more nhl players get transplants, obviously money isn’t an issue

You can't wear hats/helmets for the first few weeks so that kills it for hockey players. Also it looks awful for a solid 2 months after the transplant which would be hard to pull off for athletes with public personas. You also need to take Finasteride which decreases testosterone, not ideal for an athlete (potential sexual side effects too).

 

[SquidNasty]

Matthews is doing fine, he's just got a massive forehead.