Tampa Bay @ Carolina: Nine-Nine!

[MrazeksVengeance]

VASILEVSKIJ WAS STILL USING TRAINING WHEELS ON HIS BIKE WHEN HE WAS TWELVE.

VASILEVSKIJ DOESN'T DRINK HIS VODKA PURE.

VASILEVSKIJ WRESTLED ONLY WOLVES WHEN ALL HIS PEERS WRESTLED BEARS.

VASILEVSKIJ WEARS GLOVES AT THE MEASLY TEMPERATURE OF -25 °C (-13 °F)

VASILEVSKIJ NEEDS HIS MOTHER TO CHEW HIS FROZEN MEAT FOR HIM.

 

[Roboturner913]

He always takes credit for putting the toilet seat back down for his lady.

But the only reason it's always down is because he's a sitter, not a stander

 

[emptyNedder]

I mean that's basically what the NBA did with trying to give cap discounts for players who stick with their franchise for a while before they went in with promoting the players over teams. I like that idea, and would love the NHL to try and adopt something similar. Maybe a 25% cap discount after 5 consecutive years with a team, raise to 50% after 10? That way, you are encouraging franchise cornerstones to stay with their teams for longer, which helps fans, with the added bonus of being able to increase salaries for tenured players. Seems like a win-win

Not to take this too far off topic. But I would like to see the cap hit linked to round drafted. Players drafted in the first would be full cap hit, players drafted in the 2nd would top out at maybe 8% of cap, 3rd/4th 7%, 5th/6th/7th 6%. It would apply only to players that the team drafted or acquired prior to playing 25 NHL games(could be any low number agreed upon by owners NHLPA). This way teams would have an incentive to develop players and more flexibility retaining the hidden gems they developed.

 

[Stickpucker]

I just want to know how Ron Hainsey got on the ice 6 times... he's not on either teams current rosters..

Here's a mental image for you:

I bet he's streaking in skates.

 

[Stickpucker]

Vasilevsky for rest of series gonna be:

 

[Stickpucker]

Aho v Hedman:

 

[Tryamw]

Here's a mental image for you:

I bet he's streaking in skates.

PANIK!!!!! runs in terror.

 

[Lempo]

We need some kind of advanced psychological warfare here. We need to know shit about his mom, his girlfriend/wife, traumatic embarrassments from his adolescence. Anything goes

Yay the synergy benefits of Southern hockey!

 

[hblueridgegal]

As Axe would say...Let's Win this Thing..go Canes!

 

[GoCanes2015]

Chatted briefly with Teuvo and Jani H at the golf course yesterday. Teuvo said "we will win". And Hakanpaa is one huge dude.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Chatted briefly with Teuvo and Jani H at the golf course yesterday. Teuvo said "we will win". And Hakanpaa is one huge dude.

PERKELE, SINÄ SAATANA.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Chatted briefly with Teuvo and Jani H at the golf course yesterday. Teuvo said "we will win". And Hakanpaa is one huge dude.

TT: We will win

Hockey media: bUlLeTiN bOaRd MaTeRiAl

 

[Blueline Bomber]

TT: We will win

Hockey media: bUlLeTiN bOaRd MaTeRiAl

He meant the golf game

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

He meant the golf game

I dunno man. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FAR HAAKANPÄÄ'S DRIVES PROBABLY GO?

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

I just want to know how Ron Hainsey got on the ice 6 times... he's not on either teams current rosters..

about to be activated off TB's LTIR

 

[Svechhammer]

Oh nice, my boss just told me that my bonus check from last year is being activated off Tampa's LTIR, should be available to use next week

 

[The Faulker 27]

Oh nice, my boss just told me that my bonus check from last year is being activated off Tampa's LTIR, should be available to use next week

Does Tampa's LTIR have any low interest loans available for activation? Asking for a friend.

 

[Svechhammer]

Does Tampa's LTIR have any low interest loans available for activation? Asking for a friend.

Maybe, but it'll take about 6-8 months for the money to clear

 

[Negan4Coach]

Anybody know if the Caniac Coach is back running? I saw a number of chartered busses where they normally are last time I was there.

 

[Unsustainable]

I would suggest winning this one

 

[jstaal]

It’s funny how much one weird goal changed the entire mindset around this series. There’s no particular reason the Canes shouldn’t hold their own tonight and over the next few games. All this talk about it turning one-sided is way premature.

We have to score first goal, cant be chasing the game against them.

 

[VAcaniac]

Yeah for real. Could we try scoring the first goal. That would be nice.

 

[hblueridgegal]

 

[Derailed75]

Yeah for real. Could we try scoring the first goal. That would be nice.

That would be nice but in honesty wasnt game 2 of the Preds series the only time we scored first?

 

[Derailed75]

Thats a whole lot to get done in 44 seconds.