Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Magua]

I tell you, country clubs and cemeteries and hockey are the biggest wasters of prime real estate.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I guess the Flyers aren't the only ones with the "win, win" philosophy. These guys never would've made it past the clerk level back in the "Men that built America" days.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I guess the Flyers aren't the only ones with the "win, win" philosophy. These guys never would've made it past the clerk level back in the "Men that built America" days.

Well they’re Canadian…

 

[TB87]

This guy may be even more of a joke than Spector. I’ve yet to see a hockey take of his that isn’t moronic gobbledegook.

 

[Cody Webster]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1825629518968615184

 

[Adam Warlock]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1825629518968615184

I saw this and thought it was a parody account.

Its not.

Between Tippett, Forester, and now Michkov...isnt this the most "look to shoot first" team theyve had in a while? What exactly does he think a sniper is?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I saw this and thought it was a parody account.

Its not.

Between Tippett, Forester, and now Michkov...isnt this the most "look to shoot first" team theyve had in a while? What exactly does he think a sniper is?

Patrick Laine.

 

[trostol]

I saw this and thought it was a parody account.

Its not.

Between Tippett, Forester, and now Michkov...isnt this the most "look to shoot first" team theyve had in a while? What exactly does he think a sniper is?

he doesn't

 

[Magua]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1825629518968615184

My favorite evergreen Carchidi tweet:

 

[Hextallent63]

To the surprise of absolutely nobody:

Signs abound that Flyers rebuild might not have to last much longer​

By Kevin Kurz (the Athletic)

What, you may ask, are these signs?

• Matvei Michkov is here! Now! And he'll play with the Flyers! Now!
• Resigning Konecny
• Having good culture that will help the young players to progress, like Deslauriers watching Michkov's back (Kurz actually reused the "Sorry, analytics staff, your input here won’t be necessary" line).
• Maybe they'll trade people
• Maybe having a top UFA like Draisaitl fall into their laps like the Rangers got with Panarin

That's it. That's the article.

Michkov, Delauriers, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. Give me an effing break.

 

[FLYguy3911]

What does that guy even watch when he goes to games?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What does that guy even watch when he goes to games?

Kurz?

His social media feed so he can "allegedly" creep on women.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Kurz?

His social media feed so he can "allegedly" creep on women.

No Carchidi lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

No Carchidi lol

Oh. Olive Garden menu then.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Oh. Olive Garden menu then.

I can get onboard with that.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

This reply is special... Holy shit what brain rot...

 

[trostol]

Lol his response to the first reply..classic

 

[BernieParent]

Yeah, I saw that tweet, unfortunately. How could one franchise just be so darned unlucky, Jiminy Baskow? How??

 

[Magua]

This reply is special... Holy shit what brain rot...

He’s the most innocent and pure adult I’ve ever seen. Don’t let the world corrupt you, Jamey!

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Jamey is this guy.

 

[freakydallas13]

Yeah, I saw that tweet, unfortunately. How could one franchise just be so darned unlucky, Jiminy Baskow? How??

"How do these things keep happening!?" Wonder fans of only team where this happens regularly.

 

[BernieParent]

"How do these things keep happening!?" Wonders fans of only team where this happens regularly.

Why did we choose to follow the braindead evil sidekick franchise and not one of the supervillain franchises that keep getting away with their evil?

 

[GKJ]

York having a hot brat summer

 

[VladDrag]

York having a hot brat summer

He really does not look like an athlete at all.