Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Hollywood Cannon]

When Torts is fired in a couple of years, these tweets about how in charge he was and how he's shaping the future of the team in his image, are going to look extra funny.

Just as funny as the Fletcher reshaped the locker room talk of the last few years.

 

[bennysflyers16]

It wont be a few years, Torts will be fired at the end of next season, or he quits.

 

[DancingPanther]

Laughton
Provorov
Ristolainen
Cates
Tippett
Deslauriers
MacEwen

Oh I get it. So Torts Guys suck, but try really hard?

 

[Ironmanrulez]

Oh I get it. So Torts Guys suck, but try really hard?

I still dont get the Laughton part. I dont see any special things in him. He is a fine 3rd liner. Dont see his effort as anything special. If he will be Captain i stop believing in god... oh wait....

Torts is god? Maybe.... we all need to suffer for him.... maybe thats the way of the flyers these days?

Iam confused......

 

[Curufinwe]

It wont be a few years, Torts will be fired at the end of next season, or he quits.

If he quit, he'd forfeit $8 mil

 

[Hanover Fist]

If he quit, he'd forfeit $8 mil

Hoping for an epic meltdown from Torts and they let him go. 8 mil is pocket change for Comcast

 

[Audible Velvet]

You must be one of them dirty Millennials he hates so much

I'm an old curmudgeon, yet somehow those people sound like lunatics to me. Risto, our only top 4 RHD. Okay bud.
And okay, Hayes contract, right on. But how long ago did the ink dry on Sanheim's deal? The one with major term and the NTC. Fletcher has at least proven he's not fickle, I guess.

 

[Striiker]

Oh I get it. So Torts Guys suck, but try really hard?

Bingo.

The less skill, less brains, and more intangibles/toughness the better.

 

[Magua]

 

[Cody Webster]

The tweet is great, the comments are pure gold

 

[Curufinwe]

 

[DancingPanther]

He ever consider any medical professional worth their salt shouldn't be letting him do it? The body of work is pretty clear with these quacks employed here

 

[Striiker]

I’m sure Timonen is partially right.

The players are probably the ones pushing to be back in as early as possible, regardless of whether the doctors are advising against it or not.

However, it’s up to the team to be the adults and make sure they don’t come back too early, no matter how badly they want to and how good they say they feel.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m sure Timonen is partially right.

The players are probably the ones pushing to be back in as early as possible, regardless of whether the doctors are advising against it or not.

However, it’s up to the team to be the adults and make sure they don’t come back too early, no matter how badly they want to and how good they say they feel.

Maragos, a former Eagle just sued Rothman orthopedics for f***ing up. The Flyers also use Rothman orthopedics, so Coots and Farabee.......

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

I’m sure Timonen is partially right.

The players are probably the ones pushing to be back in as early as possible, regardless of whether the doctors are advising against it or not.

However, it’s up to the team to be the adults and make sure they don’t come back too early, no matter how hat they want to do and how they say they feel.

ASF said that isn’t an issue as Farabee & the Flyers both agreed to him playing when he did. I think the issue Farabee’s camp has brought to the table is that he came back early when he did without a real off-season of training. He was a team guy back then so they expect some leeway now given those circumstances but Tortorella seemingly isn’t adhering to that.

 

[Striiker]

Maragos, a former Eagle just sued Rothman orthopedics for f***ing up. The Flyers also use Rothman orthopedics, so Coots and Farabee.......

I’m not saying they have competent doctors or a competent org.

I just fully believe that the players are/were extremely eager to get back and didn’t need to be pushed.

In other words, the team, the docs, and the players are all idiots.

 

[DancingPanther]

I’m not saying they have competent doctors or a competent org.

I just fully believe that the players are/were extremely eager to get back and didn’t need to be pushed.

In other words, the team, the docs, and the players are all idiots.

Oh I'm with you I just figured I'd toss that in the ring.

My thoughts are mainly you pay the training staff to ensure a safe recovery, rehab, and re-conditioning. Players (humans) will always want to jump the gun. It's the job of the training staff to ensure they don't, despite the grumblings of player, coach, or management. That aspect leaves much to be desired.

 

[Striiker]

Oh I'm with you I just figured I'd toss that in the ring.

My thoughts are mainly you pay the training staff to ensure a safe recovery, rehab, and re-conditioning. Players (humans) will always want to jump the gun. It's the job of the training staff to ensure they don't, despite the grumblings of player, coach, or management. That aspect leaves much to be desired.

Surprised Torts hasn’t fixed this yet, to be honest.

 

[DancingPanther]

Surprised Torts hasn’t fixed this yet, to be honest.

Typical Hextall

 

[Striiker]

Typical Hextall

Typical. I blame Giroux too.

 

[TB87]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[DancingPanther]

Here's the thing, Bedard might not be a "miracle worker" in the standings, but he sure is for our eyeballs. You bet your sweet ass I'd watch at least 100% more Flyers games next season if he plays.

That'd only be 3 and a half games but you get the idea. Jerseys would sell and asses would go back in the seats. But Bill would never ever advocate tanking because it goes against the cULtuRe that his bosses have sown. Which means, ironically, Bill is soft as f*** and and is still just going against the cULtuRe that his bosses have sown.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Bill’s not wrong but not for reasons he thinks. The Flyers would definitely mirror Edmonton if they somehow ended up with Bedard.

 

[DancingPanther]

Also, isn't the fact that an otherwise bad team is a few games over .500 because of one player a miracle? Otherwise they'd be like .315.