Social Media Septic Tank Thread

[Striiker]

Please please please tweet these at him. That dude is a greasy POS.

It's times like this I wish I personally used twitter...

I'll ask Sean.

 

[Striiker]

And now we wait

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Going to pre-emptively put this here:

 

[Striiker]

Going to pre-emptively put this here:

Bet you it’s some bullshit interview with some shitty alumni player that says nothing relevant to the current team.

These clowns never have anything of value to hype. If this is something legit, it’ll be the first time.

 

[DancingPanther]

Going to pre-emptively put this here:

Dave Schultz

 

[Striiker]

Oh for f*** sake

 

[Magua]

Does anyone want to tell him about Fletcher’s career of getting out of the 2nd round? We’re a permanent bottom 10 team, so let’s also do away with the 2nd round shaming. This team got out of the 1st round once this decade because of playing the 24th place team in a special 24 team playoff.

The Leafs are wildly entertaining on a nightly basis, even if they’ve lost in the 1st (they’ll make their run eventually). As a fan, you know you’ll get a show and see world class talent. No shot you can use that sentence for the Flyers, for possibly the better part of what could be two decades. Yay?

40 years from now I will remember watching an all time great in Joel Embiid. Watching a player like that for a career is one of the greatest pleasures in sports. The Flyers have Risto though.

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh for f*** sake

The process landed the sixers a literal all time player. On my deathbed I'll still remember Joel Embiid.

On the other hand, remembering Kevin Hayes will put me on my deathbed

Does anyone want to tell him about Fletcher’s career of getting out of the 2nd round? We’re a permanent bottom 10 team, so let’s also do away with the 2nd round shaming. This team got out of the 1st round once this decade because of playing the 24th place team in a special 24 team playoff.

The Leafs are wildly entertaining on a nightly basis, even if they’ve lost in the 1st (they’ll make their run eventually). As a fan, you know you’ll get a show and see world class talent. No shot you can use that sentence for the Flyers, for possibly the better part of what could be two decades. Yay?

40 years from now I will remember watching an all time great in Joel Embiid. Watching a player like that for a career is one of the greatest pleasures in sports. The Flyers have Risto though.

You always say what I do and say it before me. Outrageous

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Going to pre-emptively put this here:

It's Chuck announcing his firing into the sun out of a cannon, I mean, resignation

 

[Striiker]

The process landed the sixers a literal all time player. On my deathbed I'll still remember Joel Embiid.

On the other hand, remembering Kevin Hayes will put me on my deathbed

The Flyers would’ve traded Joel and kept Ben.

 

[Magua]

Chuck Fletcher is Bryan Colangelo without the self-confidence to get his pimp on in some mountainous collars.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Chuck Fletcher is Bryan Colangelo without the self-confidence to get his pimp on in some mountainous collars.

And instead of his wife using burners *wink* to criticize players Chuck’s wife’s boyfriend is the one with the burner.

 

[DancingPanther]

The Flyers would’ve traded Joel and kept Ben.

They absolutely would have, because Joel has too much fun. The narrative would have been how he's not focused and a distraction. Meanwhile, Ben plays good defense. 2 way player

 

[trostol]

the replies might be better lol

 

[Strawberry Fields]

So who was the mystical, earth-shattering interview guest teased yesterday?

 

[Magua]

So who was the mystical, earth-shattering interview guest teased yesterday?

Santa.

 

[Striiker]

the replies might be better lol

Half a year of games where he’s shooting nearly double his career average is DEFINITELY a large enough sample to make statements like this.

 

[DancingPanther]

Santa.

Ho ho ho-ly shit I f***ing hate this team

 

[Striiker]

No chance this is the interview he was hyping yesterday, right?

 

[Striiker]

As you can see, my fellow analytically inclined fans, the line goes up, which means Torts has developed Risto in a much better player. Amazing work by an amazing coach.

That guy might be a DiMarco burner, based on the few tweets I’ve seen of him.

 

[GKJ]

Almost feels like cheating to use someone this stupid but oh well

I’m glad you favorited them so no one else had to. Hope you got his Risto tweets saved too.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[DancingPanther]

Holy f***

 

[Strawberry Fields]

This might legitimately be the worst hockey-related take I've ever seen (assuming it's serious?).

 

[Rebels57]

Pretty sure it's sarcasm