Other Sports: Soccer/Football Thread Part Six

Jack Straw

Moving much too slow.
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Jul 19, 2010
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Is this your club? This is the first soccer person I’ve ever liked. He reminds me of my old Italian family members that are long gone. The best kind of complete lunatic. I think I’m a *Google break* Chelsea fan now.
I wouldn’t be too hasty. This is Chelsea we’re talking about. He’ll probably be fired before the season ends.

Find me a nuttier Italian and I’ll switch in a nanosecond. But the fun kind, not like a sexual harassment specialist.
He’s from Argentina.
 

JojoTheWhale

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Mario Balotelli.

You have my attention. This is the fit of a man who revels on the edge of sanity. He’s trying to lull you into dropping your defenses.

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Sometimes he’d get a message from reception saying the police wanted to speak to him and he’d say ‘f*** the police!’

100% sold. I have a team now. Well, just as soon as I Google that.
 

Appleyard

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Mario Balotelli.

The stories of him in Manchester... just amazing.

Giving £10,000 to a homeless man once randomly.
Parking his car anywhere and having a friend pick it up when it got towed... as he considered it cheap parking wherever he wanted for like £200 and got a taxi home a lot anyway.
Meeting a kid who asked for an autograph in the city centre on a school day... asking why the kid was not in school, and the kid saying that he was bullied and was avoiding school... so Balotelli goes to the school to tell the bully not to bully a kid he met anymore.
His fireworks inside his bathroom story as well.

Apparently he is a really nice guy as well, lots of charity work.
 

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