Other Sports: Soccer/Football Thread Part Six

[Starat327]

Chelsea women cruising to another WSL title. Just need a Harder goal with Eriksson assit to hit the feels.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Very nervous

I’ve been conditioned to expect sports to hurt me. Good things never happen.

The coverage on ESPN+ is worse than terrible. That f***ing goof Ali Moreno is nearly as bad as Lalas. Pure ear poison.

 

[Striiker]

The coverage on ESPN+ is worse than terrible. That f***ing goof Ali Moreno is nearly as bad as Lalas. Pure ear poison.

I have the SN feed.

Haven’t heard any commentary though. The sound of me bashing my head against the wall is too loud.

 

[Starat327]

Dortmund Arsenaling it. Time for a big second half comeback.

 

[Halladay]

Dortmund a bunch of bottlers.

 

[Jack Straw]

Koln score on a penalty. 1-1.

 

[TCTC]

Before Bayern hired Tuchel they were in the race to win the treble.

 

[Jack Straw]

Bayern score! 2-1.

 

[Starat327]

#CobhamBorn

 

[Jack Straw]

Wow.

 

[TCTC]

11 league titles in a row.

The last time Bayern didn't win the league Jaromir Jagr was a Flyers player.

 

[Striiker]

Not even surprised.

Shoutout to the choked penalty kick, clear missed penalty in the box minutes after, and Terzic taking way too f***ing long to sub in guys who should’ve started. Not the only problems, but frustrating.

Also, once again, Reyna comes in late and makes a big impact, assisting both goals and generally being one of like 3 people who looked like they weren’t too terrified to move.

 

[BigToe]

Not even surprised.

Shoutout to the choked penalty kick, clear missed penalty in the box minutes after, and Terzic taking way too f***ing long to sub in guys who should’ve started. Not the only problems, but frustrating.

Also, once again, Reyna comes in late and makes a big impact, assisting both goals and generally being one of like 3 people who looked like they weren’t too terrified to move.

Sadness always finds a way

 

[Striiker]

Sadness always finds a way

Feels real bad, Toe. Why must sports always hurt us?

We’re good noddles. We deserve nice things.

 

[Starat327]

Feels real bad, Toe. Why must sports always hurt us?

We’re good noddles. We deserve nice things.

 

[Striiker]

 

[FLYguy3911]

I’m sure social media will not overreact to that PK.

 

[TCTC]

Lol Kenilworth Road in the Premier League.

 

[Starat327]

Games at Luton are going to be miserable.

@FLYguy3911

 

[PDX Flyer]

Lol Kenilworth Road in the Premier League.

No kidding! Just saw a photo of the ground. Wowza

 

[TCTC]

No kidding! Just saw a photo of the ground. Wowza

Will be hilarious to see the likes of Guardiola and Haaland there next season. Will be a culture shock for some.

 

[Striiker]

It’s dumb that the first tiebreaker is goal differential instead of wins.

 

[trostol]

Good for Luton...they're gonna get demolished..but good for them

I want some rich folks to come buy them

 

[PDX Flyer]

It’s dumb that the first tiebreaker is goal differential instead of wins.

That is a valid point

 

[Jack Straw]

Feels real bad, Toe. Why must sports always hurt us?

We’re good noddles. We deserve nice things.

How incredibly naive you are to think that sports cares about your feelings. You exist to provide sports with callous entertainment. That's our purpose in life. All of us. The sooner you embrace this reality the sooner you will feel something that could almost pass for "happiness".