OT: Sci-Fi and Fantasy Thread - SPOILERS Part Three

Captain Dave Poulin

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I gave One Piece a shot. Made it about 30 minutes in on the first episode. So many immersion breaking stylistic choices. I think they needed to go much weirder to make live action work.

It is an abomination and a sacrilege and should never have been allowed to happen. I'll still probably watch it eventually, but there's almost no chance that I won't turn into a supervillain afterwards.
 
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Season 2 of Wheel of Time is out. Are we hatewatching?
First episode was okay, though the last time we saw Loial he looked decidedly dead.... first appearance in season 2 he's perfectly healthy and chipper with no explanation of his recovery. :laugh:

I have low expectations. Amazon committed to three seasons, so you'd think they would try to improve it to make it watchable.
 
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First episode was okay, though the last time we saw Loial he looked decidedly dead.... first appearance in season 2 he's perfectly healthy and chipper with no explanation of his recovery. :laugh:

I have low expectations. Amazon committed to three seasons, so you'd think they would try to improve it to make it watchable.

Amazon has enormous problems with quality in their series, they really do. This is the worst one, closely followed by Rings, but they all are pretty poor.
 

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Oh shit.

Ahsoka.
So looks like they're live-actioning from Rebels
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The "World between Worlds" thing that force users could get into usually through a specific access point. Bridging both space and time.

This will prob be how Ahsoka manages to get to the other galaxy. In Rebels it's how she survived against Darth Vader. Ezra pulled her into when she was probably going to die fighting him and then she ended up a few months or years into the future.
 
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I made it half way through the very 1st episode before bailing. Could tell that quickly it would be derivative, poorly produced garbage.

But the f***ing idiots have 14 massive books to use as a source - 14 massive books that are so poorly written and full of such terrible characters written by a virginal man who never had physical congress with a woman - and all these morons had to do was extract the names and plot points, the major fantasy ideas (which are cool as hell), and craft their show on top of them. But for some reason, they chose to just f*** around.

For example, they chose to add pansexual orgies (suggested more than seen) which add nothing to the characters or story aside from unnecessary smiles of approval by the dipshits around them. They chose to cast some of the ugliest people you will ever be cursed to lay your eyes on, presumably to make a point about ... some random shit. The character Liandrin is supposed to be stunningly beautiful, and they chose to cast the most grotesque, acne-scarred, blockheaded woman I have ever seen in this or any other world.

I hate-read the first seven books of that series at least seven times, because of my shit memory - when a new book came out I had to refresh myself. I wouldn't even care if they got it all wrong as long as they were at least trying. Even if they weren't trying. But this f***ing slop is so misguided and wrongminded that it does my f***ing head in.
 

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But the f***ing idiots have 14 massive books to use as a source - 14 massive books that are so poorly written and full of such terrible characters written by a virginal man who never had physical congress with a woman - and all these morons had to do was extract the names and plot points, the major fantasy ideas (which are cool as hell), and craft their show on top of them. But for some reason, they chose to just f*** around.

For example, they chose to add pansexual orgies (suggested more than seen) which add nothing to the characters or story aside from unnecessary smiles of approval by the dipshits around them. They chose to cast some of the ugliest people you will ever be cursed to lay your eyes on, presumably to make a point about ... some random shit. The character Liandrin is supposed to be stunningly beautiful, and they chose to cast the most grotesque, acne-scarred, blockheaded woman I have ever seen in this or any other world.

I hate-read the first seven books of that series at least seven times, because of my shit memory - when a new book came out I had to refresh myself. I wouldn't even care if they got it all wrong as long as they were at least trying. Even if they weren't trying. But this f***ing slop is so misguided and wrongminded that it does my f***ing head in.

The actress playing Liandrin has some of the worst bone structure I have ever seen. Its frightening.
 

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