Send all these mofo's to basic over the summer. Make em go through all the shit. Start by buzzing Mika's hair off by a miserable ex-mil civilian that pushes the buzzer so hard into his scalp he bleeds (real shit). Modify it so that PT involves ice time. Make all them live in barracks, eating defac food and MREs. Make them low crawl through NIC at night like 10 times, make them ruck 15 miles through rain, carrying full water jugs, MRE boxes, and ammo crates. Make them sleep in a hooch on top of fire ant holes and ambush their ass all night to make them sleep deprived. Smoke the shit out of them all day, make em bear crawl on blazing hot concrete. Flip their food trays and make em push when they hold their cups the wrong way. Make the front leaning rest their entire existence. Make their lives a living f***ing hell for a month and a half. Then start regular NHL training camp as soon as the bus arrives back in NY. Let's see how lazy and disinterested these dipshits are to start a playoff game against a division rival after that. Bet they won't be.