haohmaru
boomshakalaka
No draft EVER had 9 of the top 10 draftees become good NHLers. Not 8, not 7, not 6. After the top 1-3 players (depending on the draft), the odds for the rest are MUCH worse than 50-50 to become difference-makers on a team. You draft guys at #7 because a 25% chance of a first liner is a hell of a lot better than no chance at all. Now go back and re-read the part about how not everything is either 100% or 0%.
2003:
1-10
Fluery
E. Staal
Horton
Zherdev
Vanek
Michalek
Suter
Coburn
Phaneuf
Kostitisyn
11+
Carter
Brown
Seabrook
Parise
Getzlaf
Burns
Stuart
Kesler
Richards
Boyle
Perry
Eaves
All in the first round. And a few more in the first that played 200+ NHL games.
And we, somehow, picked Jessiman.
I agree with most of your points and that 2003 was an aberration - but to say it's never happened isn't accurate.