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First, thanks for the work you've done in this thread. You've been a real help.

I'm so glad you mentioned the nerd thing. I ranted at my poor father last night for an hour about the band Dream Theater because I noticed something cool about one of their 24-minute songs. Afterwards, I thought to myself "man, what a nerd!" but I didn't feel bad because the album is dope and my observation was clever. (Maybe I'm on the right track!)

I will absolutely second the goodnight kiss thing! That's from experience. I've blown many dates that could have been more because I chickened out and didn't "seal the deal" physically. Now don't get me wrong, you definitely wanna be a gentleman and definitely NOT a creep, but you'll know when it's ok to advance. It's still scary and you gotta bite the bullet. That's one thing I would "change" but at the same time, it's the past. I prefer to think of it as working on it in the future.

This is exactly it. And it’s the only place where the real, machismo stereotype of confidence may help. It’s just having to be confident enough that you read the way things went and being able to bite the bullet and go for the kiss. Getting that goodnight kiss, even if it’s just a quick, cute peck shows you’re not friendzone material or whatever. It shows you have enough led in your pencil to make a move.

As for the nerd thing, man, like I said… I can’t count how many times I’ve called myself out for being a nerd, dork, geek, whatever. She read Witcher in the original Polish. I was like oh, that’s really cool. I played it on the original game of the year edition :laugh: Same thing with music. On the first date I wouldn’t go to the whole “let me play you this 11 minute song so I can tell you to really pay attention for this one 15 second solo because it’s SOOOO good” but I will nerd out about music, hockey, food, beer, fantasy games, books and movies, tv and movies in general, you name it. Whatever ones she has in common with me, I’ll fully divulge my unabashed nerdiness.

And it works. It’s genuine. Sure, I’m an okay speaker, don’t get flustered, have a colorful vocabulary, can thread a decent story and have a decent enough sense of humor. But most people do when they’re comfortable! And that’s what I mean about SELF confidence. Just get comfortable being yourself. It does help to be able to come off as affable and easy going. But it also happens because I’m genuine and I’m okay with the idea that I might have to be a bit vulnerable in being authentic in order to do so. I’m not trying to come off as so affable while pretending to be into something I’m not. Or pretending to not be that into something I REALLY am. Don’t hide it. If you hid it, even if you were Mr. Smooth and got the second, third, twentieth date… what’s the point if that’s not a person you can be yourself around anyway? Unless you’re just trying to be the Hulk, which I get, in which case do you fam.
 
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So regarding the nerd stuff, as I mentioned I went to a singles a week or two ago and the ratio was 80-20 guys and ended up talking mostly with guys. One of the guys talked about Anime. I can't think of a more boring subject. I won't say I was enthralled or went too deeply into it but he had so much passion for anime I found myself interested. This is the same way with women from what I gather. I'm not one to give advice, but this is what I heard, haha. I don't take my own advice because I'm always in my head wondering if I'm being boring.
 

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So regarding the nerd stuff, as I mentioned I went to a singles a week or two ago and the ratio was 80-20 guys and ended up talking mostly with guys. One of the guys talked about Anime. I can't think of a more boring subject. I won't say I was enthralled or went too deeply into it but he had so much passion for anime I found myself interested. This is the same way with women from what I gather. I'm not one to give advice, but this is what I heard, haha. I don't take my own advice because I'm always in my head wondering if I'm being boring.

Be honest, be enthused and share your interests without being ashamed of them, and it tends to shine through and come across as engaging and interesting. It shouldn’t be a lesson or a sermon and you should have the awareness to perceive if they’re engaged or not, but overall it’s true what you’re suggesting. If you are genuinely passionate and not abashed about it, it becomes interesting to others.
 
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Be honest, be enthused and share your interests without being ashamed of them, and it tends to shine through and come across as engaging and interesting. It shouldn’t be a lesson or a sermon and you should have the awareness to perceive if they’re engaged or not, but overall it’s true what you’re suggesting. If you are genuinely passionate and not abashed about it, it becomes interesting to others.

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this is seriously one of my favorite threads on the internet and when i saw this video i couldn't help but be reminded of some of the discussion here:
 

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Be honest, be enthused and share your interests without being ashamed of them, and it tends to shine through and come across as engaging and interesting. It shouldn’t be a lesson or a sermon and you should have the awareness to perceive if they’re engaged or not, but overall it’s true what you’re suggesting. If you are genuinely passionate and not abashed about it, it becomes interesting to others.

LTTP but so much this. I have many hobbies and interests but the quirkiest of them all is that I raise ant colonies (I've been doing this for a LONG time, way before AntsCanada was a thing - I actually was part of the community before he came on scene and he and I chatted a lot, I helped coach him early on, true story but not relevant here lol) and am pretty passionate about ants, wasps, bees, etc. in general. I don't advertise it but everyone knows this about me and everyone respects it. I'm newly single (well, about 8 months now on and off, but after being with the same person for 12 years it feels new as hell still, and I'm not over it) and I've put myself out there and been on a few dates. I wasn't ready at all, and I'm still not, but I went for it anyway. Just a few Tinder things. One in particular who was gorgeous and had made the first move... we chatted online for 3 days with 4-5 hour sessions of just non-stop back and forth and I wasn't shy at all to share my ant passion. She was really intrigued by it and got into it, asking all kinds of questions and wanting to see photos etc. It's not the kind of thing you'd expect would impress a girl you're trying to get to "meet in person" stage with but it was one of many things that worked. You can quickly tell if there's any interest in what you're putting down and the key is to keep it flowing whether the response to what you've said is upbeat and interested or dismissive. Once you let a speed bump affect your "game" (I hate that word but I can't think of another way to put it), it's all downhill and you've probably lost the thread. Her interest in me faded when I made the mistake of telling her about a serious argument I had gotten into with a friend that day because she hates drama and has no place for any of it in her life, so not knowing me very well and hearing that put her off. I didn't give up, I wrote her a long ass message and two days later she came back. We had another chat session and right in the middle of it she just casually says "Hey, why don't you come over tomorrow?" and that's how that happened.

I didn't ever try to impress her. I was just me. I kept everything light (except for discussing my fall out with a friend) and simple, I never forced boring questions, I never even asked what she did for a living or anything like that. Those things just naturally and fluidly enter conversation when you talk to someone for as long as we did. I never let any speedbump deter me. I just kept conversation going. Obviously this won't work with everyone, some people just really don't connect, but sometimes it does take a while before the connection occurs and you just can't give up on it until it's clear nothing is materializing. You can make virtually any topic interesting and funny if you approach it right and don't let up. The other thing I do is remember everything they say, especially things they're embarrassed about or find silly. I then find a way to bring that back into normal conversation at a later moment just as a side comment, and it often serves the dual purpose of indicating you find it cute or funny, and of having them get off their guard and open up more all while showing you pay attention and care. At least for me it does. There's a good and bad way to go about it. It does have to be smooth and requires some amount of charm and flirt already present, but it's definitely something that helps the dialogue continue.

In person is a whole different game. Even though we had chatted for dozens of hours, and I'm usually a confident guy, I was still nervous as hell meeting her (12 years of rust will do that). It was a bit slow and awkward at first but I just told myself what I'm telling you and stuck to my game, who I am naturally. I told myself that whether this worked out or not wasn't a big deal and forcing it wouldn't achieve anything but disappointment later. We didn't work out. Not romantically. I was clearly still too troubled by my ex and she read it quickly. But we spent the day together anyway, smuggled wine onto a beach, sat on a lifeguard chair and just chatted for 4 hours. She's great. We still talk. We still even flirt. There may or may not be something down the road. She expressed interest in visiting me a while back and while it didn't happen, the intrigue is still there.

It's easier said than done but being confident and funny, and having the ability to mock yourself AND her in a playful manner, keeping conversation going even if it's about the most mundane of things... you can always turn a topic of nothing into something... those are keys. Read the "room". Lead when you see you should and let her lead when she opens up. Feel free to interrupt her with comments about what SHE is interested in or discussing. Not rudely but just little things here and there. Laugh a lot, at yourself, at her, at any situation. Make yourself easy to talk to and she will seize that even if she's naturally quiet.

Sorry for the rambling long message. I haven't read this thread, just that comment, but I decided to put this out there for you and anyone else in case it helps. A lot of it easier said than done, especially the first time but it IS a practice that works and it helps you weed out who is a potential partner and who definitely isn't. Never change who you are or what you love for someone else, it will never work out. It's just the delivery and the reciprocation that matter. If you're on a date where you've previously chatted and exchanged photos and everything, that part is done. That's the heavy lifting. Being attracted to one another means you're already one step ahead in it. If you've chatted by text and it was funny and easy, then you're really good to go. It's time to find out if it sticks or not. And if it doesn't, don't let that bother you.
 

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LTTP but so much this. I have many hobbies and interests but the quirkiest of them all is that I raise ant colonies (I've been doing this for a LONG time, way before AntsCanada was a thing - I actually was part of the community before he came on scene and he and I chatted a lot, I helped coach him early on, true story but not relevant here lol) and am pretty passionate about ants, wasps, bees, etc. in general. I don't advertise it but everyone knows this about me and everyone respects it. I'm newly single (well, about 8 months now on and off, but after being with the same person for 12 years it feels new as hell still, and I'm not over it) and I've put myself out there and been on a few dates. I wasn't ready at all, and I'm still not, but I went for it anyway. Just a few Tinder things. One in particular who was gorgeous and had made the first move... we chatted online for 3 days with 4-5 hour sessions of just non-stop back and forth and I wasn't shy at all to share my ant passion. She was really intrigued by it and got into it, asking all kinds of questions and wanting to see photos etc. It's not the kind of thing you'd expect would impress a girl you're trying to get to "meet in person" stage with but it was one of many things that worked. You can quickly tell if there's any interest in what you're putting down and the key is to keep it flowing whether the response to what you've said is upbeat and interested or dismissive. Once you let a speed bump affect your "game" (I hate that word but I can't think of another way to put it), it's all downhill and you've probably lost the thread. Her interest in me faded when I made the mistake of telling her about a serious argument I had gotten into with a friend that day because she hates drama and has no place for any of it in her life, so not knowing me very well and hearing that put her off. I didn't give up, I wrote her a long ass message and two days later she came back. We had another chat session and right in the middle of it she just casually says "Hey, why don't you come over tomorrow?" and that's how that happened.

I didn't ever try to impress her. I was just me. I kept everything light (except for discussing my fall out with a friend) and simple, I never forced boring questions, I never even asked what she did for a living or anything like that. Those things just naturally and fluidly enter conversation when you talk to someone for as long as we did. I never let any speedbump deter me. I just kept conversation going. Obviously this won't work with everyone, some people just really don't connect, but sometimes it does take a while before the connection occurs and you just can't give up on it until it's clear nothing is materializing. You can make virtually any topic interesting and funny if you approach it right and don't let up. The other thing I do is remember everything they say, especially things they're embarrassed about or find silly. I then find a way to bring that back into normal conversation at a later moment just as a side comment, and it often serves the dual purpose of indicating you find it cute or funny, and of having them get off their guard and open up more all while showing you pay attention and care. At least for me it does. There's a good and bad way to go about it. It does have to be smooth and requires some amount of charm and flirt already present, but it's definitely something that helps the dialogue continue.

In person is a whole different game. Even though we had chatted for dozens of hours, and I'm usually a confident guy, I was still nervous as hell meeting her (12 years of rust will do that). It was a bit slow and awkward at first but I just told myself what I'm telling you and stuck to my game, who I am naturally. I told myself that whether this worked out or not wasn't a big deal and forcing it wouldn't achieve anything but disappointment later. We didn't work out. Not romantically. I was clearly still too troubled by my ex and she read it quickly. But we spent the day together anyway, smuggled wine onto a beach, sat on a lifeguard chair and just chatted for 4 hours. She's great. We still talk. We still even flirt. There may or may not be something down the road. She expressed interest in visiting me a while back and while it didn't happen, the intrigue is still there.

It's easier said than done but being confident and funny, and having the ability to mock yourself AND her in a playful manner, keeping conversation going even if it's about the most mundane of things... you can always turn a topic of nothing into something... those are keys. Read the "room". Lead when you see you should and let her lead when she opens up. Feel free to interrupt her with comments about what SHE is interested in or discussing. Not rudely but just little things here and there. Laugh a lot, at yourself, at her, at any situation. Make yourself easy to talk to and she will seize that even if she's naturally quiet.

Sorry for the rambling long message. I haven't read this thread, just that comment, but I decided to put this out there for you and anyone else in case it helps. A lot of it easier said than done, especially the first time but it IS a practice that works and it helps you weed out who is a potential partner and who definitely isn't. Never change who you are or what you love for someone else, it will never work out. It's just the delivery and the reciprocation that matter. If you're on a date where you've previously chatted and exchanged photos and everything, that part is done. That's the heavy lifting. Being attracted to one another means you're already one step ahead in it. If you've chatted by text and it was funny and easy, then you're really good to go. It's time to find out if it sticks or not. And if it doesn't, don't let that bother you.
Dude, raising ant colonies is f***ing epic!
 
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So I've gotten some advice from a few people to sign up for dance classes. Not necessarily to meet someone there but it could lead to something down the road as a skill (opportunities to dance with someone or an interesting hobby to talk about). Any thoughts?
 

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So I've gotten some advice from a few people to sign up for dance classes. Not necessarily to meet someone there but it could lead to something down the road as a skill (opportunities to dance with someone or an interesting hobby to talk about). Any thoughts?

If you're a halfway decent dancer, sure! It sounds like a great idea.

You wouldn't get me anywhere f***ing handy to that though haha. I'd have a better chance of attracting a woman by slathering myself up with chicken fat and then using that as an interesting talking point.
 

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So I've gotten some advice from a few people to sign up for dance classes. Not necessarily to meet someone there but it could lead to something down the road as a skill (opportunities to dance with someone or an interesting hobby to talk about). Any thoughts?

IMO, it's pretty good idea if you actually like to go out dancing. If not, you'd be better served signing up for something else that you're truly passionate about. If your goal is to meet someone down the road, let's say you take a Latin class....If you're passionate about language origins, using that skill in the future, the conviction you'll be able to speak about it will come across with confidence. Which is what will draw people toward you. If you take that dance class, but aren't truly 100% into it, it won't have the same effect.
 
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IMO, it's pretty good idea if you actually like to go out dancing. If not, you'd be better served signing up for something else that you're truly passionate about. If your goal is to meet someone down the road, let's say you take a Latin class....If you're passionate about language origins, using that skill in the future, the conviction you'll be able to speak about it will come across with confidence. Which is what will draw people toward you. If you take that dance class, but aren't truly 100% into it, it won't have the same effect.

Interesting. I've done improv and I'm passionate about it, but I found that most classes people don't go out or mingle outside of class.
 
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IMO, it's pretty good idea if you actually like to go out dancing. If not, you'd be better served signing up for something else that you're truly passionate about. If your goal is to meet someone down the road, let's say you take a Latin class....If you're passionate about language origins, using that skill in the future, the conviction you'll be able to speak about it will come across with confidence. Which is what will draw people toward you. If you take that dance class, but aren't truly 100% into it, it won't have the same effect.

Interesting. I've done improv and I'm passionate about it, but I found that most classes people don't go out or mingle outside of class.

What Zubov said. If you’re interested in dancing, sure take some classes. If you can’t see yourself wanting to dance for any reason other than to try to find a partner, skip it and do something you are interested. Improv would be a great idea.

Here’s the thing… lots of groups don’t go out and mingle, until they do. As a cop in the Air Force, the shift rotation you’re on is called a “flight”. You change flights periodically for various reasons (balancing certifications/rank distributions across rotations, needing to be on night shift vs day shift, etc). About 30% of the flights I was a part of got together and mingled on their off days. The other flights weren’t less amenable to doing so; they just needed a facilitator. Someone to broach the idea and then follow up on it by actually scheduling something. In some cases just setting a hard date and time to meet up at a bar was enough, in others we actually had to schedule an outing like bowling. Often a verbal acknowledgment and reminder was enough, sometimes we had to set up a group text or even a FB or calendar invite. Sometimes it caught on after we all got together once and the flight became more tight knit and started hanging out often, sometimes it took 2-3 events before that happened. In every instance, the group was amenable to social gatherings and just needed a push.

Likewise when I was studying UX and web design, my class was 9 hours a day on Zoom, with people from all over the place (NY, San Fran, Texas, Boston, even Nicaragua). After a while I broached the idea of doing a weekly digital happy hour on Friday after class. It caught on immediately. The first time we had 20 out of 30 people stay after class and chat and drink and it lasted 2-3 hours until it had dwindled to the final few people. Over the remaining months we did this every Friday and had virtually everyone, including our instructors, join us for drinks and hang out and joke around each week. We even played some light hearted trivia and stuff while drinking. The group became very close and even after graduating from the program continued the happy hour for some months, even having the instructors come back to join us on occasion.

People suck at socializing nowadays. Being a facilitator is extremely valuable. Be the one to bite the bullet and suggest some sort of group event. Open it to suggestions. Then actually make it happen. It does take practice. In the beginning you can try to facilitate stuff and have it not come to fruition. You just get better at reading the group, knowing what their interest level is, what kind of activity is appealing and how hard to push. You also can identify the most eager/likely to participate and kind of team up with them. Once you have 3-4 people who are “in” then the people who are 50/50 will be “in” and then the people on the fringes will be “in”. It isn’t always about who you like the best or want to personally socialize with either. It’s who is the most likely to be eager to get a group together and go have a drink? Build power in numbers first, then get the less committed people on board.
 

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So I've gotten some advice from a few people to sign up for dance classes. Not necessarily to meet someone there but it could lead to something down the road as a skill (opportunities to dance with someone or an interesting hobby to talk about). Any thoughts?

If that's something you'd be interested in, yeah. Or if it is something you think would help you get out of your comfort zone - yes.

Maybe it's the way you phrased it, but you shouldn't do things because you think they'll impress women if that's the only reason. There's a whole lot of pickup artist type advice like this, but it is utter bullshit. I'm not singling you out - there's just a ton of advice out there like this and it's really, really bad advice. You're not building a job resume.

I cannot stress enough how quickly people sniff out the difference btw "I do this because I enjoy it" and "I do this because I think you'd enjoy me doing this"
 

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If that's something you'd be interested in, yeah. Or if it is something you think would help you get out of your comfort zone - yes.

Maybe it's the way you phrased it, but you shouldn't do things because you think they'll impress women if that's the only reason. There's a whole lot of pickup artist type advice like this, but it is utter bullshit. I'm not singling you out - there's just a ton of advice out there like this and it's really, really bad advice. You're not building a job resume.

I cannot stress enough how quickly people sniff out the difference btw "I do this because I enjoy it" and "I do this because I think you'd enjoy me doing this"

Yeah, I got it. But I also need to get out there and find places where there are women. I constantly feel like I'm not doing enough.
 

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As a mid/late 20s kid, I've found dating to be way too contrived. It's all mixed up with the apps which have basically raised a generation of people to think of dating as personal shopping. Girls, like guys, usually just want to throw things in a cart and think about buying before saying no thanks. Moreover, people are way too caught up in the notion of partnership itself. This pandemic has destroyed or really put a burden on many partnerships I know personally, and it seems to me that people are struggling with the side of commitment that has to do with being separate people within a partnership.

All thats to say that I've never really been the type to pursue a lot of things. I don't navigate superficial relationships with a lot of ease on the inside. So I don't hook up or do casual flings.

OTOH I've only once had a girlfriend in the traditional sense. Mostly I just happen to befriend someone and then it turns into something more intimate than a fling but less stable or deliberate than a girlfriend.

Ive had my moments where I get lonely or wish I had someone, but as I grow up I feel that less and less. Because for me, there's both a not enough and a too much. Which I take to mean that partnership isnt something I'm available for right now. Dating, you have to be available for people, and they have to be for you. You also each have to set boundaries constantly...

A ramble, but throwing my hat in the ring... I think chasing relationships nowadays sets you up to always feel like your missing out on something that once you get might not be what you spent all that time hoping for and creating in your mind. Go out and do things because you want to do them -- even just partly or just because you want to try. Dont go out because girls may be there. Girls are everywhere, and in my experience, finding a girl is more like stumbling into one. The important thing os to cultivate an openness to your own life, to chance, serendipity, and potential. If thats your mindset, life will offer you many things. A conversation with a girl is just one

Just IMHO.
 

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So I've gotten some advice from a few people to sign up for dance classes. Not necessarily to meet someone there but it could lead to something down the road as a skill (opportunities to dance with someone or an interesting hobby to talk about). Any thoughts?
My cousin used to get made fun of in school because his mom made him take salsa when he was a kid. Then he went to college, and once a girl agreed to dance with him at a club or party, it was game over for any other interested suitors.
 

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My cousin used to get made fun of in school because his mom made him take salsa when he was a kid. Then he went to college, and once a girl agreed to dance with him at a club or party, it was game over for any other interested suitors.

Don't you have to go to special Latin dance clubs for that though? They don't play Salsa at a regular club or bar.
 

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Interesting. I've done improv and I'm passionate about it, but I found that most classes people don't go out or mingle outside of class.
As a former improviser, I find this very surprising. Maybe COVID put a damper on things?

UCB especially I know are a pretty tight knit group. On the whole, improv troupes are a very cool way to meet people and are for the most part very accommodating and welcoming.
 

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