Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[Jacob582]

"I love when the referee blows his whistle really la-owwd. He think he is going to stop everything."

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"Zack Ranalgo"

 

[AfroThunder396]

Clog Giroux

 

[tsujimoto74]

Cue-beck.

 

[gallagt01]

"We talked about it a little earlier. You've gotta hit on a few of these guys."

 

[zenthusiast]

Shine Monahan

 

[Goofball McGundy]

I'll bring up a classic from 2013, just before Christmas. "You know where this puck is, RJ? In the back of his pants!"
After the goal call is made: "Merry Christmas to All!" RJ responds:"Merry Christmas for one team, Bahhumbug! for the other."

 

[Sansbacon]

Did Ray just say he "likes to s**t"?

 

[cybresabre]

"Well it was another hot fart... hard fought game."

 

[Sansbacon]

"Well it was another hot fart... hard fought game."

Amazing.

 

[Ness]

"Yellypocka". - Rob Ray 2/7

(Jokkipakka, Stars defenseman. No idea if that's spelled correctly.)

 

[MagnumForce2]

I am pretty sure that when he was talking about Myers goal that Rayzor said ....it might have went off Klinkenberg's leg.

 

[couture23]

I am pretty sure that when he was talking about Myers goal that Rayzor said ....it might have went off Klinkenberg's leg.

He definitely said Klinkenberg.

 

[sabres4ever]

Larry Playfair led the team from nineteen seventy eighty...

 

[Jacob582]

"He literally seen snot bubbles coming out of his nose."

 

[jBuds]

"He literally seen snot bubbles coming out of his nose."

LOLd

 

[machpo]

A moment of silence for dear departed Tire Myers and Dew Stafford.

 

[Beerz]

 

[Zip15]

"He was looking to do a nice, soft dump on the wall."

 

[Mit Yarrum]

"He was looking to do a nice, soft dump on the wall."

oh lord

 

[jcbeze]

What irked me tonight as I was driving around and listening to the game, was when he mentioned Jagr was the all time leader for Czech born players, followed by Patrick Elias and someone else. I assume he meant points but he could have also meant games played or perhaps goals as well...why not be clear about the stats you provide?!

 

[phosphene*]

He's a literal Neanderthal.

 

[Sansbacon]

He's a literal Neanderthal.

There are studies that suggest all of us (of European and Asian descent) have some percentage of Neanderthal in our DNA.

Ray just has a bit more than the norm

 

[Myllz]

I love this thread.

 

[WhoozYerrDaddy]

re: Mike Ribeiro -- A greasy little guy