Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

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When Ray was talking bout Elias' 1000 points, he made the comment about him being only 908 points behind him.
 
"...because the defense for the Carolina Panth... errr..aahh.. Sorry! Hurricanes...."
 
For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.
 
"Phil varone...you're gonna see him.....maybe......Josh Gorges"

When he was talking about Grigorenko taking a shot: "Grigor--Greg O'Renko"

He had it, and he reverted to his rendition of his name. You almost had it, rayzor
 
For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.

Any time Dunleavey or Ray refers to a player as 'Big', i.e. "The big goaltender (Bishop), the big defensemen (Myers), the big winger (Deslaurier)
 
I think somebody should start a similar "MAYDazed" thread.... he's easily just as rough around the english.
 
For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.
When he used to do the intermission reports next to Robitaille, my friends and I would take a sip of beer every time he said "ya know" and there were times when we couldn't keep up. Once we counted 8 "ya knows" in what must have been a 25 second span. We basically just chugged a full can of beer, haha.

But as for now, I think you could have a drink every time he says something positive followed by "job". "Great job", he does a "good job", "nice job", "how do I still have this awesome job?"
 
"aaayyaaa... in every situation you gotta have your head on your shoulders..."
 
"gotta put in that epper out that you expet... gonna see how they rayact"
 
Anyone else want more Razor 'live reads'? One of the greatest things ever is him having to say a paragraph before the post and when he stumbles on a sentence and know's he can't finish in time just throws all the words together in a 1/4 second noise.
 
Anyone else want more Razor 'live reads'? One of the greatest things ever is him having to say a paragraph before the post and when he stumbles on a sentence and know's he can't finish in time just throws all the words together in a 1/4 second noise.

way morerer live reds.. much a mores.
 
I think somebody should start a similar "MAYDazed" thread.... he's easily just as rough around the english.


MayDazed is perfect to describe May whenever he realizes he's looking at the wrong camera... ALways takes him a second or two to get his train of thought back.
 
"...i'm not talking fighting is the key to victory, but i'm saying when you're out there, and you're focused and you're aggressive, and not playing afraid and trying to make something happen, then good things are happening."
 

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