Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[WhoozYerrDaddy]

When Ray was talking bout Elias' 1000 points, he made the comment about him being only 908 points behind him.

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"...because the defense for the Carolina Panth... errr..aahh.. Sorry! Hurricanes...."

 

[Paxon]

"Nothin' for nothin', I hope the young man gets his second goal."

 

[SamuraiArt]

"Nuthin fer nuthin but I hope he gets that goal"

Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch

 

[ZeroPT*]

"Nothin' for nothin', I hope the young man gets his second goal."

"He's about 5 feet tall and that's to his shoulders"

 

[joshjull]

Jean- Michael Liles.


I kinda like this revised name.

 

[Man of Principles]

For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.

 

[Tapu Coco]

"Phil varone...you're gonna see him.....maybe......Josh Gorges"

When he was talking about Grigorenko taking a shot: "Grigor--Greg O'Renko"

He had it, and he reverted to his rendition of his name. You almost had it, rayzor

 

[Strexvale]

For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.

Any time Dunleavey or Ray refers to a player as 'Big', i.e. "The big goaltender (Bishop), the big defensemen (Myers), the big winger (Deslaurier)

 

[Bobby Bottle Service]

Flynn hits ennis in movement.

 

[NotABadPeriod]

Alex Killorn = Kill Horn

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"INNside the blue loin..."

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

I think somebody should start a similar "MAYDazed" thread.... he's easily just as rough around the english.

 

[Paxon]

I think somebody should start a similar "MAYDazed" thread.... he's easily just as rough around the english.

Good name for it

 

[jBuds]

Peter Mazarick in net

 

[Sansbacon]

For every one time Rob Ray uses the word "allow/allowing" tonight, I will have a shot of Jameson. I don't foresee myself being able to hold it together past maybe the early 3rd period so this is a home affair lol.

Any other trigger words should be brought to the table.

When he used to do the intermission reports next to Robitaille, my friends and I would take a sip of beer every time he said "ya know" and there were times when we couldn't keep up. Once we counted 8 "ya knows" in what must have been a 25 second span. We basically just chugged a full can of beer, haha.

But as for now, I think you could have a drink every time he says something positive followed by "job". "Great job", he does a "good job", "nice job", "how do I still have this awesome job?"

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"aaayyaaa... in every situation you gotta have your head on your shoulders..."

 

[Moskau]

"Franchise hiskey"

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"YAAAAAattttz Miller Time."

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"gotta put in that epper out that you expet... gonna see how they rayact"

 

[Imagining Defeat]

"You have to have a head on your shoulders" - Pretty sure I heard that last night

 

[Fearnot]

Anyone else want more Razor 'live reads'? One of the greatest things ever is him having to say a paragraph before the post and when he stumbles on a sentence and know's he can't finish in time just throws all the words together in a 1/4 second noise.

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

Anyone else want more Razor 'live reads'? One of the greatest things ever is him having to say a paragraph before the post and when he stumbles on a sentence and know's he can't finish in time just throws all the words together in a 1/4 second noise.

way morerer live reds.. much a mores.

 

[Beerz]

I think somebody should start a similar "MAYDazed" thread.... he's easily just as rough around the english.

MayDazed is perfect to describe May whenever he realizes he's looking at the wrong camera... ALways takes him a second or two to get his train of thought back.

 

[KennyFnPowers*]

"...i'm not talking fighting is the key to victory, but i'm saying when you're out there, and you're focused and you're aggressive, and not playing afraid and trying to make something happen, then good things are happening."