Rayzor Burns: A Collection of Rob Ray's finest phrases

[LottoPlease]

So, maybe when the Sabres tanked, so did he. Few drinks before the game, give the listeners something to talk about.

Let's now imagine that ray purposely butchers everything because he loves him some brules rules, and his role as a color commentator is actually to provide comic relief to a game where so many players are just boring...

 

[Man of Principles]

Didn't he say something along the lines of Deslauriers having a "great body" last night? I had a laugh at that, knowing that can't have been what he meant to say.

 

[joshjull]

Didn't he say something along the lines of Deslauriers having a "great body" last night? I had a laugh at that, knowing that can't have been what he meant to say.

Yes he did.

 

[Myllz]

Didn't he say something along the lines of Deslauriers having a "great body" last night? I had a laugh at that, knowing that can't have been what he meant to say.

I mean, let's be honest. Des is a big, strong man...

 

[Sansbacon]

Timmy Wiggles.

err... Tommy Wiggles.

Strike 2, Rob

 

[NotABadPeriod]

"right off the shaft of Jake Allen"

Yeah...

 

[Sabretooth]

Not a rayzor burn, but a few games ago, RJ said someone was "offside by an acre!"

and he made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs too!

 

[Ghills23]

"Boston University for Jack Eichel. Boston College for Noah Hanada."

 

[VaporTrail]

Last night he said that was the first time he ever got into with a ref without swearing....This was after the ref spilled the water bottle on him.....Good to see he's maturing....

 

[Ralonzo]

OTOH: "they're gonna be pinching it off"

 

[Man of Principles]

Allowing

 

[Bonlarvis]

"Head on a swiggle"

 

[Sansbacon]

Sekera, or what he prefers to be called... Seker-rarr-arr.

 

[dmband]

I am out for awhile. I no longer can stand listening to him or the Sabres feed. Going to the opponent broadcasts when possible for a few weeks.

 

[SamuraiArt]

"Head on a swiggle"

Haha glad I wasn't the only one who heard that rare gem

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[Dingo44]

About Larsson: "He's got to start producting too..."

PRO-DUCT-ING

 

[Punished ROR]

"Luderous!" - Rob Ray last night attempting to say ludicrous. I love Rob Ray.

 

[dugman]

About Larsson: "He's got to start producting too..."

PRO-DUCT-ING

I rewound that and watched it three times...just to be sure he really said it.

 

[Dingo44]

I rewound that and watched it three times...just to be sure he really said it.

So did I!

 

[1point21Gigawatts]

"Luderous!" - Rob Ray last night attempting to say ludicrous. I love Rob Ray.

As mad as i was about the way that game ended, hearing Rob Ray say "Luderous" made me feel a whole bunch better.

 

[Sansbacon]

2/12/16 vs Montreal

"Well whatduhmah-dyecharlie...wwwwwhaaat am I saying here! The buffalo Sabres..."

Watching this game from behind, I can't believe no one else commented on this gem

 

[Punished ROR]

I wanted to, but I had no idea how to reproduce what came out of his mouth. It was amazing. God bless Roy Rob Ray

edit: Roy Rob Ray? Oh Jesus. My cover is blown. I am Rob Ray.

 

[Ace]

Yeah tonight was the night his brain fully gave up on the English language

 

[Sansbacon]

I wanted to, but I had no idea how to reproduce what came out of his mouth. It was amazing. God bless Roy Rob Ray

I had to rewind and correct no less than 6 times

His brain was all scramhammeled tonight.