GDT: Rangers 2019 Training Camp Thread

[ohbaby]

This is a bit weird to me. The kid's 18.

Thou shall not commit blasphemy. LOL

He is the chosen one. LOL

 

[nyr2k2]

This is a bit weird to me. The kid's 18.

Yeah when I first saw that, I was like, uh, okay. I know it's all in good fun, but still...weird.

 

[GAGLine]

I'm guessing Hughes will play tomorrow. If so, I wouldn't be surprised if the league suggested to the Rangers that Kakko play against them in a prominent role. I mean, they gifted us with 2nd overall. The least we can do is support their marketing campaign

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

I want everyone to sign up

Church of Kakko

How sick is this....

Looking through the prayer box and laughed at my complete lack of surprise that a certain someone from a different fan base left a message.

 

[nyr2k2]

Looking through the prayer box and laughed at my complete lack of surprise that a certain someone from a different fan base left a message.

He's such a loser.

 

[ohbaby]

I'm guessing Hughes will play tomorrow. If so, I wouldn't be surprised if the league suggested to the Rangers that Kakko play against them in a prominent role. I mean, they gifted us with 2nd overall. The least we can do is support their marketing campaign

Hughes scored two goals last night including the OT winner.
They listed Chytil on the injury report. Won't play tomorrow. Did he get hurt?

 

[Pawnee Rangers]

Yeah when I first saw that, I was like, uh, okay. I know it's all in good fun, but still...weird.

lol, I get that we've never had a player drafted this high before, I just didn't think the infatuation would be this off the charts.

 

[ohbaby]

lol, I get that we've never had a player drafted this high before, I just didn't think the infatuation would be this off the charts.

I say let's enjoy it, because very soon the season starts and reality might sink in. Till then, I'm gonna dance....

 

[nyr2k2]

I say let's enjoy it, because very soon the season starts and reality might sink in.

I mean, what would reality be in this case? That he's an actual human being and not a god?

 

[Thirty One]

Looking through the prayer box and laughed at my complete lack of surprise that a certain someone from a different fan base left a message.

What a dummy. Actually churches have been around for longer than the past three years.

 

[Thirty One]

Last week I heard someone start a joke "Knock, knock", which was troubling to me because a couple months before that I heard someone else start a joke the exact same way.

 

[Jackpot]

I mean, what would reality be in this case? That he's an actual human being and not a god?

Thanks for ruining it for me...

 

[ohbaby]

I mean, what would reality be in this case? That he's an actual human being and not a god?

Hey, don't ruin it for me.

 

[ohbaby]

Thanks for ruining it for me...

Jackpot beat me to it. LOL

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

I mean, what would reality be in this case? That he's an actual human being and not a god?

ok boomer

 

[McRanger]

Last week I heard someone start a joke "Knock, knock", which was troubling to me because a couple months before that I heard someone else start a joke the exact same way.

Is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

 

[Thirty One]

Is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

ya

 

[Jackpot]

Hey, don't ruin it for me.

Well, we can still look at him as a Saint, one that has been blessed by the hockey God's. Which, depending on your beliefs, isn't far from the truth. Not to many kids are gifted with such abilities at his age. The kid was born for hockey...

 

[ohbaby]

Looking through the prayer box and laughed at my complete lack of surprise that a certain someone from a different fan base left a message.

Someone left this in the prayer box,...

Our Kakko, who art in Finland, hallowed be thy name. Your kingdom come, the cup be won, in MSG as it is in St Louis. Give us this day our daily goals, and forgive us for bad contracts, as we have forgiven Brad Richards and Dan Girardi. And lead us not into a sub .500 season, but deliver us into a deep playoff run. Amen.

Solid gold. LOL

 

[Kovalev27]

Oh god I was taking some coats out the closet and saw a big spider just chilling on one of them. I admit that despite my size I am terrified of all creepy crawlies. Scared me more than Quinn changing the line ups already. The spider wasn't like a black one, more a light color and harder to see.

Then what happened

 

[Ola]

This is a bit weird to me. The kid's 18.

What do you mean?

I am sure people said the same things about JC or Allah and co.

 

[Gardner McKay]

Then what happened

Said poster needed to immediately change their undies.

 

[Inferno]

Yeah when I first saw that, I was like, uh, okay. I know it's all in good fun, but still...weird.

I love the blueshirts breakaway guys..but I hate it and think it's absolutely idiotic.

 

[Irishguy42]

Y'all hating on the church, but I'll be proudly wearing my stained glass Kakko shirt tomorrow night for the game.

Praise be.

 

[ohbaby]

This thread is too funny of late.