He slid in to Price like he was legging out a popup double. He attempted to sever the femoral artery but missed and tore his knee ligament from ligament instead, nonetheless Kreider was clearly impressed by his own nefarious handiwork.
As he blew past Emelin for a breakaway he immediately thought "Sucre bleu! **** scoring a goal I'm ending this guy's life TONIGHT in front of all these toads." Emelin knew of his intentions and in a last ditch attempt to thwart the diabolic Kreider he wrapped his stick around Kreider's right leg, the flex evidently pushed to it's utmost limits.
This was Price's saving grace, although Emelin was unable to stop the human freight train he managed to change his trajectory directly in to the knee rather than the inner thigh a la The Trinity Killer.
This was the spark that the AV was asking for; Kreider created a weakness and his team took advantage of it like ugly high school football players with a drunk promiscuous young lady.
Habs players were devastated, their coach grasping for any way to light a fire under his team and get them back on track. He, the players, and the fans began their rallying cry; "LA MORT DE RANGERS" was the message spread worldwide.
After another losing effort by the Habs and a subpar performance from a rookie netminder, Brandon "Big Game Big Pain" Prust summoned up the courage to retaliate in his team's defense by laying a clean, hard, and devastating hit on his incredibly intimidating former teammate "Concrete Hands" Stepan himself before having to toss his gloves aside and handle a dispute with "Bass Clarinet" Dorsett.
As that haymaker filled brawl began, the level of rage demonstrated by the "Moustache Bandito" Danny Carcillo charging towards the fray prompted an attempt by officials to stop the deranged young man from shanking Prust with the shiv stuffed in his glove. Carbomb threw a vicious elbow that nearly decapitated the Honorable Scott Driscoll and was forced to take an early shower along with a lifelong suspension.
The Habs had finally gotten the momentum that they so desperately deserved considering all the trials and tribulations that they have had to fight throughout the playoffs; Prust was lauded as a hero in Montreal for having the testicular fortitude to lay his health on the line against the Rangers goon filled lineup.
The NHL, obviously biased against Montreal, threw the book at Prust with a two game suspension but the confidence of finally getting even with the big bad Rangers has the Habs poised to sweep in 6.
All the while Carey Price, attached to oxygen tanks and IV drips of morphine, is smiling serenely in to the tv from a hospital bed as he see's his team playing such inspired hockey; the Priest still in the room after performing the Last Rites blessing began preparing to recite those very same Last Rites to the New York Rangers hockey club.