Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Rebels57]

Man, Schilling is such a POS for breaking the news about Wakefield when the family wasn't ready to talk about it.

Always has been. Always will be.

 

[Embiid]

Oh "snap"

Phillies deny emotional support alligator from entering ballpark

A Phillies fan and his emotional support alligator were denied entrance to watch Philadelphia host Pittsburgh.

apnews.com

 

[Rebels57]

Oh "snap"

Phillies deny emotional support alligator from entering ballpark

A Phillies fan and his emotional support alligator were denied entrance to watch Philadelphia host Pittsburgh.

apnews.com

Shouldn't the title read, "Crazy asshole tries to bring alligator into Phillies game?"

 

[ajgoal]

Shouldn't the title read, "Crazy asshole tries to bring alligator into Phillies game?"

It's not that crazy. Alligator that size could probably only take off a few fingers. Maybe a kid's hand. that's not bad.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I held a gator around that size once. Even that small their strength is incredible.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Miami Marlins potentially making the playoffs is a gross indictment of the format.

 

[DancingPanther]

Man, Schilling is such a POS for breaking the news about Wakefield when the family wasn't ready to talk about it.

“Tim Wakefield, you remember Tim Wakefield, the knuckleballer, is sick,” Schilling said of the 57-year-old retired athlete. “And I talked with [former Red Sox pitcher] Doug Mirabelli yesterday, and this is not a message that Tim has asked anyone to share, and I don’t even know if he wants it shared, but as a Christian and as a man of faith I’ve seen prayer work and so I’m going to talk about it.”

Ho lee f***

 

[Flybynite]

“Tim Wakefield, you remember Tim Wakefield, the knuckleballer, is sick,” Schilling said of the 57-year-old retired athlete. “And I talked with [former Red Sox pitcher] Doug Mirabelli yesterday, and this is not a message that Tim has asked anyone to share, and I don’t even know if he wants it shared, but as a Christian and as a man of faith I’ve seen prayer work and so I’m going to talk about it.”

Ho lee f***

 

[FLYguy3911]

The Miami Marlins potentially making the playoffs is a gross indictment of the format.

The 2022 Phillies who were 2 wins away from a WS dislike this post.

 

[Sombastate]

“Tim Wakefield, you remember Tim Wakefield, the knuckleballer, is sick,” Schilling said of the 57-year-old retired athlete. “And I talked with [former Red Sox pitcher] Doug Mirabelli yesterday, and this is not a message that Tim has asked anyone to share, and I don’t even know if he wants it shared, but as a Christian and as a man of faith I’ve seen prayer work and so I’m going to talk about it.”

Ho lee f***

Absolutely terrible. I often argue that the only thing keeping Schilling out of the HOF is how much of a prick he is, which I don't think should matter much, but holy shit is he enough of a prick that it probably matters haha

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The 2022 Phillies who were 2 wins away from a WS dislike this post.

The Phillies at least were a decent ball club.

Looking at the Marlins’ most baseline stats they’re trash.

 

[Halladay]

The Phillies at least were a decent ball club.

Looking at the Marlins’ most baseline stats they’re trash.

31-13 in 1 run games, 7-3 in extra innings, -58 run differential. Yup checks out.

 

[Rebels57]

The Phillies at least were a decent ball club.

Looking at the Marlins’ most baseline stats they’re trash.

Negative run differential while the Padres are +97 and have no chance of getting in. Crazy.

 

[FLYguy3911]

The Phillies at least were a decent ball club.

@DancingPanther your thoughts?

 

[DancingPanther]

Negative run differential while the Padres are +97 and have no chance of getting in. Crazy.

Not that I need to say it but there's going to be an AL team that's like 15 games over .500 and missing the playoffs

@DancingPanther your thoughts?

My actual real non shitposting thoughts? If their bullpen is playoff average, the Phils successfully defend their pennant.

The bullpen will be the limiting reagent

 

[Taijuan Fedotov]

The Miami Marlins potentially making the playoffs is a gross indictment of the format.

They're due to fluke into another WS championship.

 

[Flybynite]

Absolutely terrible. I often argue that the only thing keeping Schilling out of the HOF is how much of a prick he is, which I don't think should matter much, but holy shit is he enough of a prick that it probably matters haha

Wasn't it Terry Francona who said Schilling is a horse every 5th day, and a horse's ass all other days

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

“Tim Wakefield, you remember Tim Wakefield, the knuckleballer, is sick,” Schilling said of the 57-year-old retired athlete. “And I talked with [former Red Sox pitcher] Doug Mirabelli yesterday, and this is not a message that Tim has asked anyone to share, and I don’t even know if he wants it shared, but as a Christian and as a man of faith I’ve seen prayer work and so I’m going to talk about it.”

Ho lee f***

Schilling is a f***ing douchbag fake Christian pos.

 

[Halladay]

Wasn't it Terry Francona who said Schilling is a horse every 5th day, and a horse's ass all other days

It was Fregosi I believe.

 

[Magua]

Schilling also retweeted a gross post about the “Jewish Question” the other day. A real banner week for Curt!

 

[DancingPanther]

Schilling is a f***ing douchbag fake Christian pos.

Proverbs 12:23 The prudent keep their knowledge to themselves, but a fool’s heart blurts out folly.

Schilling also retweeted a gross post about the “Jewish Question” the other day. A real banner week for Curt!

Dude is scum

 

[wankstifier]

Minnesota has only played 70 games against teams over 0.500 while Boston is closing in on 100. The AL Central was dog shit. Maybe a team shouldn't be awarded a playoff spot for being king of turd mountain. Though, I think the new format accounts for weak division winners better than the old one.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[CutOnDime97]

Schwarber just destroyed a ball

 

[Flybynite]