Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Hollywood Cannon]

Ball don’t lie.

 

[Cody Webster]

Did he just foul that off his dick?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This game is drunk.

 

[Jack Straw]

Mets hitters swinging at some weird pitches.

 

[Rebels57]

McNeil has no dick. Confirmed.

I want to punch this bullpen in the face so hard.

 

[Cody Webster]

Mets hitters swinging at some weird pitches.

The first out, that was the ground out to 3b, looked like it could have almost hit that batter.

 

[Jack Straw]

McNeil has no dick. Confirmed.

I want to punch this bullpen in the face so hard.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Bunt, Harper.

 

[Halladay]

What a ridiculous top of the inning.

 

[Rebels57]

Hopefully that gives Seranthony some confidence going forward. Gotta win it here now.

 

[Jack Straw]

I like a low drama top of the 10th.

Now would be a good time from Harper to hit a dinger.

 

[Rebels57]

What a ridiculous top of the inning.

I did not enjoy that

 

[Jack Straw]

Now would be a good time for Bohm to hit a single

 

[Cody Webster]

Ball game.

Bohm rules

 

[Jack Straw]

Now would be a good time for Bohm to hit a single

You’re welcome.

 

[Rebels57]

BOHM!!!!!!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Magic Number to clinch #4 is down to 4.

The Road to .500.

 

[Cody Webster]

What the f*** does this girl have on her head?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What the f*** does this girl have on her head?

AirPod Max’s.

 

[Jack Straw]

“I saw the ball coming at me and I swung at it.”

The science of hitting.

 

[Adam Warlock]

Hopefully that gives Seranthony some confidence going forward. Gotta win it here now.

7 games vs the mets to end the season is the idea way to gain confidence for the whole team.

 

[DancingPanther]

It's the hair

 

[Taijuan Fedotov]

This team is going places.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This team is going places.

 

[Halladay]

Breaking news, the Mets have tragically been eliminated from playoff contention. 37 years and counting.