Other Sports: Philadelphia Phillies: The Road To .500 (2023 Edition)

[Magua]

Pache is activated. They cannot lose. They will not lose.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@JojoTheWhale

I'm sitting here eating dinner and Phillies Clubhouse is on. I see there's a story about Schwarber playing wiffle ball with kids from the Phantastic Auction and i'm paying half attention to it. I look up and who do I see but Ken f***ing Goldin. I guess he's the one that won it for his kids or grandkids.

f*** that guy.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is even worse than seeing Ken Goldin.

A montage of their 59 home runs with McCarthy’s calls.

“GONE!”
“GONE!”
“GONE!”

 

[DancingPanther]

Only 8 Ks so far

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Friggin RAV4th Inning.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

GG.

 

[DancingPanther]

What a freaking catch by Marsh

Nice pitch by our "dark horse cy young contender"

Might as well turn this one off

I am once again here to tell you that automerge is the worst feature ever rolled out in the history of the internet

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Not to be that guy but just a reminder of what happens when they’re not facing bad pitching.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Let’s see if Harper can see Milner’s pitches tonight.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What an impressive at bat by Cave.

 

[Adam Warlock]

Jake Cave suckssss

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol.

 

[Adam Warlock]

Not Kimbrel Not Kimbrel Not Kimbrel

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Not Kimbrel Not Kimbrel Not Kimbrel

It’s ok. Turner hit the go ahead homer.

Kimbrel just likes to screw Harper’s moments.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

That airbender did not bend.

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Trea Turner, you a BUM!

-Chuck from Mt Airy

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

That airbender did not bend.

Screwball or Changeup.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Screwball or Changeup.

Change. 7” less movement than the Change the pitch before.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Some bullpen we got here.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Good stuff.

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

Sick theme developing

 

[Magua]

That’s a flashback Alvarado performance.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Thanks, Charlie.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Some bullpen we got here.

If you had a pool, I bet they’d win the World Series.