Ron*
Guest
I wonder Dustin Brown rap would go
I once was a dynamo
Bowlin over slow mo's
Slamming on one Sedin twin
Pounding the puck in
Over the years
Using Stanley to drink beers
I left behind a few tears
And endure some Doan jeers
Now I have a horde
Sixty kids and a wife who is bored
Needing to show the world shes a hockey wife
Seriously dog, **** my life
I pull down near six mill
But all I'm seen as is a bill
I don't score no mores
Except at home of course
Fans still call my name
but its no longer pride, just shame
Asking if I didn't wear the C
where in the NHL would I be
Try as I might
my game is no longer tight
I no longer instill fright
no one challenging me to fight
I guess I'll just play out the stretch
being called names like a minor league wretch
and passing time cashing my pay cheques
wishing I could still lay out those heavy checks
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