Post-Game Talk: Pens lose to the worst team in the league

[Honour Over Glory]

I am absolutely f***IGN DISGUSTED by this group of f***ING LOSERS. I have honestly never been the f***ING embarrassed as a Pens fan in 30 years I've followed them.

They are f***ING SICKENING. This game was a f***ing DISASTER and I will NEVER f***ING FORGIVE them for ending Sid's career like this.

Sid will NEVER win another playoff series again, EVER. Let that f***ING sink in.

f*** every one of you idiots who bitched at me in October and November for getting upset about meaningless pints. They're not so f***ING meaningless now are they?

f*** you Sully. f*** you Hexy. f*** you Sid. f*** you Geno. f*** you Tang. f*** you Jake. f*** you TJ. f*** you Rust. f*** you Grany. f*** you Carter. f*** you Dumo. f*** you CDS. f*** you Kulikov. f*** you Pets. f*** you POJ. f*** you RR. f*** you Heinen. f*** you everone else who doesn't f***ing matter.

f***ING LOSERS.

Hold the f***ing phone mate.

Just hold the f***ing phone.


There has never been a moment where I have ever considered a pint meaningless. The audacity.


But also, I was hoping for an epic collapse to get Sully fired for like 6 seasons so that's where I'm at.

 

[SomeDude]

+I don’t have to go on my annual playoff hockey drinking binge. Good looks, Pens.

 

[canadianguy77]

Or they are content on just playing out the fiddle with a GM who they believe can “rebuild”.

Whatever. Nothing will change.

I hope someone makes him explain the Nolan Patrick pick over Cale Makar or a whole slew of others. Our 1sts have to pan out from now on. We can't be wasting them.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

He got in the way and gave the puck away on a few cycles and sustained possessions too. Basically his norm.

He needs to be moved at the draft for literally any pick. Just getting him off the roster is a net gain

 

[vodeni]

we had a significant amount of chance.... f*** off

 

[Zen Arcade]

Hawks fan here, Your team is a pathetic bunch of losers that just killed our great chance @ Bedard.

It's a deep draft, I'm sure the Hawks will find another good prospect to sexually assault.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I turned it off after 3-1 Holy f***ing shit they potted 5 on us, as If I didn't lose my yinzer mind already

Throw on some Billy Squire - Stroke, on the Spotify and blast it ripping down some streets in the Stang, mate. It'll help.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

we had a significant amount of chance.... f*** off

Our chances to f*** off were bigger

 

[Ryder71]

Ohhhhh just you wait.

The Isles will lose tomorrow just to see the Pens lose again on Thursday. THAT'S maximum pain.

It's not pain if you want the rebuild. As a matter of fact I feel fantastic. This team was trash, it's time to turn the page, now we're all forced to. Let the rebuild begin, Rejoice Pittsburgh in a few years will rise from the ashes.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Throw on some Billy Squire - Stroke, on the Spotify and blast it ripping down some streets in the Stang, mate. It'll help.

Jesus take the wheel

God, it's me again

 

[canadianguy77]

He needs to be moved at the draft for literally any pick. Just getting him off the roster is a net gain

He doesn't have to be though. He could be an effective 3rd liner but he has the organization convinced he's a superstar.

 

[SomeDude]

It's a deep draft, I'm sure the Hawks will find another good prospect to sexually assault.

 

[TimmyD]

I am actually happy he is going to be gone. I'll finally get to see what he can do in the NHL with a franchise not owned by idiots that love a bloke just because he's from the same state.

It’s going to look pretty similar to what you have already seen. Because he sucks and he’s always hurt. Nothing is going to magically fix that

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

Ohhhhh just you wait.

The Isles will lose tomorrow just to see the Pens lose again on Thursday. THAT'S maximum pain.

No way.

The pens were already gifted a loss from the Isles and pissed away their opportunity.

The Isles will show everybody how to put away an inferior opponent at home, with a playoff berth on the line.

Killer instinct.

Pens = Roadkill

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I'm honestly not even mad. I'm oddly amused, but not mad. Some of you need a pint.

Not a meaningless one either.

 

[pistolpete11]

If Hextall hasn't already been informed to pack his shit, I doubt I can even so much as check the score for this team until Sid retires. Ain't worth it if FSG can't even manage that much of an effort. I don't expect Sully to be fired, by Hextall or his successor. He should be, but he won't be.

But if Hextall isn't fired immediately upon the season's end, I don't even know what to say. That'd be unbelievable, but this organization's done a lot of unbelievable (derogatory) things in the past several years.

I feel the same way, but about Sullivan.

Fire Hextall, sure. Seems like a given, but nothing's going to change unless they fire Sullivan, too. The roster sucks, but it doesn't suck bad enough to lose to the worst team in the league, at home, with the season on the line.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Oh... Oh, Oh, you Robo/Pigeon shit... First season Crosby and Malkin were healthy all season and you had to bring in the tank/cursed garbage.

How you like that shit now?

I'll never let it go.

 

[Flying Dego]

I'm all aboard the fire everyone train. On top of that trade Jake for a haul. Don't resign any Free Agents.

 

[KareemTrustfund]

It's not pain if you want the rebuild. As a matter of fact I feel fantastic. This team was trash, it's time to turn the page, now we're all forced to. Let the rebuild begin, Rejoice Pittsburgh in a few years will rise from the ashes.

There won’t be a rebuild. They’ll fire Hextall and try to fix the team around Sid and Geno.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

He doesn't have to be though. He could be an effective 3rd liner but he has the organization convinced he's a superstar.

He'll pout just for being moved to the 3rd line, he's a prima donna at this point and his presence is stale on the team. He can be an effective player, I just don't want it to be here

 

[Power Surge]

There wont be any changes FSG is focused on the Sox, Pens are like last in priority.

Id be surprised if FSG knows they are out.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

It is really sad to think the cores last playoff series win was 2018. And they may not ever get another shot in the playoffs.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

The thing is, I like Hextall for a rebuilding team.

The build this year was an obvious fail. But if they tear it down I am far from opposed to keeping him to rebuild.

You, uh... You like the state he left the Flyers in?

Dude ain't cut out for a team with Cup aspirations, and as much as we all have hopefully leaned into "he's a builder!" coping mechanism, he's never built a f***ing thing.

 

[Pancakes]

I thought I would be devastated after this game, but I had a feeling in my stomach all day that we would lose one of these last two games, and that doing so would cost us a playoff spot.

So I guess I knew deep down what would happen. I tried to believe, but I knew it was coming. I just knew. I hate when my gut is right.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I 100% thought they should have put Rakell with Sid to start the 3rd and we'd win. Thought there was a 5% chance it would happen. It didn't. And they should put Petry on the 1st PP unit but 0% chance that would happen. I really hope the Islanders win or get OT loss tomorrow, can't stand this team right now and I've been watching since pre-Lemieux when the great Paul Baxter was my favorite player (yeah, I was young, have no idea why he was my favorite). I'm drunk and I hope this makes sense in the morning lol