Speaking Moistly
What a terrible image.
What would be an acceptable return on Kunitz?
I think it depends what he gets packaged with. A 2nd, Bennett or one of the throw in defensemen could change his value to something more interesting. Maybe he's here to start the season, starts it hot and someone pays for that. I'd happily take a good pick if someone doesn't want to trade a young top 6 winger for a Kunitz package. Value can be weird, I wouldn't have thought that Sutter would fetch the return that he ended up bringing but Kessel was relatively cheap.
Boedker is the dream, I talked myself into Skinner and at one point I impressed myself with an idea and promptly forgot what that was...
Try to package him with Bennett and Clendening or Erixon for an upgrade (Boedker eh ehhmmm)
Seriously, if they lock down a top 6 of Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, Hornqvist, Perron and Boedker JR is getting a statue. A statue made by me, so it will be small, ugly, fragile and look nothing like him, but it will be a statue. It would just be Perron, Boedker, Maatta and Plotnikov negotiating new salaries at the same time. My family has a history of stomach ulcers.