Confirmed Signing with Link: [OTT] F Nick Cousins signs with the Senators (1 year, $800k)

[Bouboumaster]

Sens can't be THAT irrelevant if Habs fans constantly complain about them.

The Sens are like the Habs' hemorrhoid

 

[Bouboumaster]

You say this as if your own team isn't one of the worst in the league, doesn't have Brendan Gallagher on the roster and didn't draft Logan Mailloux lol

We are one of the worst team but so is you're sorry ass team
Gallagher is the Anti-Stützle: a small player that actually plays f***ing hard. Gallagher is a badass, while Timmy is a bitch supreme, much closer to Ribeiro than to Gallagher

Mailloux is a controversial player for sure, but it seems like he did what he had to do to pay his debt to society
If he hadn't, we would know: we are in Montréal after all, Media would have been on his case otherwise
And hopefully he'll beat the f*** out of Cousins

 

[swiftwin]

Lmfao. Stutzle is living so rent free that he hijacked a Nick Cousins signing thread.

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

At least he’s only getting league minimum

 

[Masked]

Gallagher is the Anti-Stützle: a small player that actually plays f***ing hard.

How does he play harder than Stutzle when he barely hits?

Stutzle has 100 hits or more the past three seasons. Gallagher has done it once in his career.

 

[Sens9292]

A clown sign a contract with a clowns team

Timmy-The-Bitch, and now Cousins?

How can such an irrelevant team be so disgusting at the same time?

Why are you so angry?

 

[Silky Johnson]

A clown sign a contract with a clowns team

Timmy-The-Bitch, and now Cousins?

How can such an irrelevant team be so disgusting at the same time?

The reason why I love seeing you post is because you are a characature that sums up what is wrong with an entire fan base.

Let me retort in the form of a youtube clip.

 

[Bouboumaster]

How does he play harder than Stutzle when he barely hits?

Stutzle has 100 hits or more the past three seasons. Gallagher has done it once in his career.

Gallagher stand right in the crease and eat Wood all Night long, without complaning, because the dude's a badass

Stüztle, on the other end of the Spectrum, goes full feotal position at first sign of troubles

Why are you so angry?

That's my secret: I'm always angry

 

[Mr Kot]

 

[Bouboumaster]

The reason why I love seeing you post is because you are a characature that sums up what is wrong with an entire fan base.

Let me retort in the form of a youtube clip.

Lol how old is that shit?

What about a more recent video? Like a top 10 best dives by Germany's diving champion Timmy?

 

[Maurice of Orange]

Cousins is the type of player that’s gets under his opponents skin and is one of the best at drawing penalties against the opposition.

Should give the Sens more chances on the power play.

 

[SpezDispenser]

Gallagher stand right in the crease and eat Wood all Night long, without complaning, because the dude's a badass

Stüztle, on the other end of the Spectrum, goes full feotal position at first sign of troubles



That's my secret: I'm always angry

I think the question is: whose wood is Gallagher eating and why is he eating wood?

 

[TheGroceryStick]

You know he’s bad news when Dubas won’t even touch the former Soo.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Lol how old is that shit?

What about a more recent video? Like a top 10 best dives by Germany's diving champion Timmy?

Since entering the league Stützle is 5 in penalties drawn and 3rd in net penalties. Only McDavid and Petterson are better at getting their team on the power play.

If some salty bitches want to label Stützle a diver, fine! We will keep taking the power plays.

 

[LEAFANFORLIFE23]

I don't know if It's going to be enough to get into the playoffs because I don't think the Atlantic are taking both wild card spots and I still think the big 4 are the big 4.

That being said I do think Ottawa has taken a lot of steps in the right direction this off season under new Ownership and Management.

Except for the Jensen trade I would not have given up Chychrun to get him, but even then I like Jensen, I just think he should have been an add rather than a replacement.

But I will say if the Sens did get in boy would it be fun to see another battle of Ontario.

It's been 20 years that's to long.

 

[A1LeafNation]

I thought he was a criminal...and he is signed....hmmm

 

[LEAFANFORLIFE23]

You know he’s bad news when Dubas won’t even touch the former Soo.

It's early in his tenure but he seems to have lost that obsession since leaving Toronto which is a good thing for Pens fan.

I thought he was a criminal...and he is signed....hmmm

His charges were dropped, the charges you are hinting at have not been

 

[EpochLink]

That Stanley cup experience yall

 

[EpiPen]

Become a Canucks fan then

Or a Chicago fan, Oilers fan, Habs fan, leafs fan, or insert team name that hurt someone's feelings fan

 

[dumbdick]

How does he play harder than Stutzle when he barely hits?

Stutzle has 100 hits or more the past three seasons. Gallagher has done it once in his career.

Yeah, it's funny how guys conflate "dives" with "soft" or "doesn't hit". Tim hits just fine and brings decent jam.

Stu is more of a whiner than a diver. Kind of like Crosby was in his early days. Tim used to dive a bit, but it was his bitching about the reffing that really helped earn him the reputation.

He's cut out the diving for some time now after the coaches ripped him for it. But the rep stuck. At this point he's probably had more blown diving calls against him than legitimate dives.

 

[dumbdick]

Also, why are habs fans so triggered in a nick cousins thread? Is there some history here i missed?

Did you run out of bad trade proposals?

Is your team so bad now that the sens are your measuring stick?

 

[Korpse]

Timmy-The-Bitch

This was your best effort huh.

 

[Clint Eastwood]

Lorentz and Stenlund as well what's you point?

Stenlund was a great 4C for Florida this past year. Don't lump him in with those guys.

 

[MoneyManny]

love the idea of being a team everyone hates.

They say hate is better than apathy.

 

[PoutineSp00nZ]

This was your best effort huh.

English probably isn't his first language.

If it is thats kinda sad