OT: What's the most memorable HFBoards inside joke or saying?

[Realgud]

Elite locker room presence
Elite off-ice attitude
Generational professionalism

 

[Varan]

grace period

 

[bambamcam4ever]

Does anyone remember "The guy in the cubicle next to me is browsing HFBoards right now"?

That was the best. An HF mystery drama.

Also, no one's mentioned goatlenders yet.

 

[Washed Up 29YearOld]

22 year old player who relies heavily on speed finally has a break-out season.
Same 23 year old player stagnates by 7 points the next year.


He already has "peaked"

 

[NyQuil]

Everyone was a "beast" or "beasting" or "beast mode activated".

Book it.

 

[Volica]

P/60 is becoming a new favourite as well.
xGF was another one.

Yeah, he doesn't produce at a superstar level, but his expected goals and points per 60 are like, generational

 

[Scott Stevens]

Post 95

 

[Cousin Eddie]

- Ryder, Halak and a 2nd is easily #1

- Ryder is better than Morrow

- Wasn’t there once a Russian player who took a 7 minute shift.

- And last but not least....

 

[CantLoseWithMatthews]

P/60 is becoming a new favourite as well.
xGF was another one.

Yeah, he doesn't produce at a superstar level, but his expected goals and points per 60 are like, generational

Stats that you don't really understand aren't jokes

 

[Amorgus]

Does everyone know where Bobby Ryan is from by now? Because I hear it in my sleep.

 

[Flat Ronnie]

I forget the origin of Ryder Halak and a 2nd. Was is Lecavalier to Montreal?

 

[NyQuil]

Wasn't there a thread about player names and their nationalities that was just ridiculous?

 

[Realgud]

Wasn't there a thread about player names and their nationalities that was just ridiculous?

Was it the one with:
- MacKinnon the russian super winger
- Barkov the canadian 2-way elite center
- Torey Krug the greatest lithuanian goalie of all time?

etc...

 

[NyQuil]

Was it the one with:
- MacKinnon the russian super winger
- Barkov the canadian 2-way elite center
- Torey Krug the greatest lithuanian goalie of all time?

etc...

Oooh, I found a reference to it.

It was a John Tavares ethnicity thread.

Here's an homage thread:

https://hfboards.mandatory.com/threads/is-tavares-the-first-portuguese-points-leader.1852865/

Actually I think someone already mentioned Juan Tavarez in an earlier post in this thread.

 

[ellja3]

Atlanta Stupid Little Hurricanes

 

[tony d]

Player A to the Habs for Ryder, Halak and a 2nd is my favorite.

 

[Hasbro]

Christina Woloski

 

[sufferer]

Rich Peverly = Raptor Jesus.

Pronger physics.

Classless Subbans (shitty forced meme)

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

IIRC Glennie and Babchuk had couple memes on this board.

 

[GKG18]

Hold my beer....

 

[Flat Ronnie]

What about Alexander Semin fighting?

 

[b in vancouver]

My favourite last year was 'Who Comes Third In The Atlantic'

 

[Volica]

Stats that you don't really understand aren't jokes

Oh, I understand them well. It's becoming a joke how much they're used.
Let me show you how my third liner is a better player than McDavid.

 

[steleh]

Rich peverley raptor Jesus, or rich peverley new Mike Richards

 

[mitchdisaster]

Let's be reality really had some legs. That one still comes up now and then, and it's become so common around here people don't even blink.