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Don’t ever expect help from Montreal.
I expect Marty St. Louis to be among the next head coaches ganked. Probably not in-season though.
And then they’ll hire Patrick Marleau or some shit because he’s a French Canadian, until they figure out that he’s not actually that kind of French Canadian (not from Quebec, nor a speaker of French) but they just thought he was because he has a French surname and is Canadian. To which they’ll then bring in Claude Julien for the third time this summer, with Michel Therrien as an assistant just in case Julien 3.0 doesn’t work out.
I expect Marty St. Louis to be among the next head coaches ganked. Probably not in-season though.
And then they’ll hire Patrick Marleau or some shit because he’s a French Canadian, until they figure out that he’s not actually that kind of French Canadian (not from Quebec, nor a speaker of French) but they just thought he was because he has a French surname and is Canadian. To which they’ll then bring in Claude Julien for the third time this summer, with Michel Therrien as an assistant just in case Julien 3.0 doesn’t work out.