GDT: Oilers@Sharks - 8:30 PM - HBD McDavid

[LeonDraisaitl29]

We outplayed anaheim last game, so expect an extremely flat effort tonight.

 

[tardigrade81]

Checked my blood pressure. 123 over 74. Pretty solid

If the oilers lose I’ll check it again. Might be 180 over 200

 

[Oilhawks]

Step 0) wait 3 years
step 1) hire Dallas Eakins
Step 2) win 1st overall, draft Michael misa
Step 3) fire Dallas eakins
Step 4) hire dinosaurs
Step 5) more dinosaurs

 

[ZJuice]

Checked my blood pressure. 123 over 74. Pretty solid

If the oilers lose I’ll check it again. Might be 180 over 200

Does it get lower or higher while you are doing the splits?

And psst @Mr Kot

 

[Mr Kot]

Does it get lower or higher while you are doing the splits?

And psst @Mr Kot

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[OfCorsiDid]

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Hol up, that’s not a domestic cat.

 

[McTonyBrar]

I'm excited to see Broberg tonight again. Over the last 10 games, he's improved a lot. He doesn't have a fancy tool kit but he has a vast tool kit that is solid and getting better with experience. Just keep giving him games.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Step 0) wait 3 years
step 1) hire Dallas Eakins
Step 2) win 1st overall, draft Michael misa
Step 3) fire Dallas eakins
Step 4) hire dinosaurs
Step 5) more dinosaurs

Time for:

 

[Louis Cypher]

Didn't he take a puck between the eyes a few games ago? I'm guessing its leftover shiner

Good point. I forgot about that.

 

[ZJuice]

Time for:

That’s the retirement plan!

 

[brentashton]

Step 0) wait 3 years
step 1) hire Dallas Eakins
Step 2) win 1st overall, draft Michael misa
Step 3) fire Dallas eakins
Step 4) hire dinosaurs
Step 5) more dinosaurs

Asteroid blowing up dinosaurs is my wish.

Checked my blood pressure. 123 over 74. Pretty solid

If the oilers lose I’ll check it again. Might be 180 over 200

How the fuk is that possible with all the A & W you consume? You got some good genetics there pal! I hope that continues as you eat more A & W Zane you age.

 

[Bring Back Bucky]

Asteroid blowing up dinosaurs is my wish.


How the fuk is that possible with all the A & W you consume? You got some good genetics there pal! I hope that continues as you eat more A & W Zane you age.

Yeah. f*** off @tardigrade81 You should be unhealthy as hell. Maybe when you’re our age you will be. Enjoy it until then.

 

[tardigrade81]

Does it get lower or higher while you are doing the splits?

And psst @Mr Kot

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Hahahaha I’ll check tonight!!!

Asteroid blowing up dinosaurs is my wish.


How the fuk is that possible with all the A & W you consume? You got some good genetics there pal! I hope that continues as you eat more A & W Zane you age.

Lmao don’t ask me!!!

I’m one with zen. I do yoga and very rarely stress out

When my wife rejects me for sex. That’s about the only time I stress

Wait a minute….. my blood pressure should be 180/300 then!!!

 

[brentashton]

Hahahaha I’ll check tonight!!!


Lmao don’t ask me!!!

I’m one with zen. I do yoga and very rarely stress out

When my wife rejects me for sex. That’s about the only time I stress

Wait a minute….. my blood pressure should be 180/300 then!!!

i do yoga also, I also get rejected. I don’t eat salt though…

 

[McBeastMode]

 

[tinfish]

The other thing to remember is that not everyone can have children naturally. This is one thing that IMO many people take for granted. Some need medical help and some simply cannot. Also, the older the woman gets the higher the likelihood of having birth issues like Down Syndrome. Take all of these things into account when deciding when/if you and your fiance would like to try to start a family. As a proud father or 2, I can honestly say that my life revolves around trying to set them up to be good people and to have a better life than I have had.

We need more good people and Oilers fans in this world! If they are brought up the right way and are hard working and can contribute in a good way to this world that is never a bad thing. If you decide to have 15 kids and teach them all how to live off the government tit then not so much

I had my son when I was 23. I'm 38 now. Don't do that (people). I wasn't ready. I tried so hard to get my son into hockey. Took him to my beer league games. Tried to get him to watch Oiler games with me. I think the mistake I made was taking him to my beer league games and trying to get him to watch Oiler games. He's a soccer kid now. Liverpool fan. My disapointment in him is immeasurable.

 

[alphahelix]

just tim n friends flapping their gums midseason

what do you think, theyre gonna bring back tie games and 10 minute 3v3? na.

shootout going nowhere unless unlimited 3v3 comes in

 

[brentashton]

I had my son when I was 23. I'm 38 now. Don't do that (people). I wasn't ready. I tried so hard to get my son into hockey. Took him to my beer league games. Tried to get him to watch Oiler games with me. I think the mistake I made was taking him to my beer league games and trying to get him to watch Oiler games. He's a soccer kid now. Liverpool fan. My disapointment in him is immeasurable.

That’s funny pal. I must have taken my kid to my beer league games 30 years ago as well. He hates hockey. Loves football, but that’s more because of the food I think.

 

[VainGretzky]

McDavid on BDAY will be McMassacre on Friday the 13th 3g 2a

 

[tinfish]

That’s funny pal. I must have taken my kid to my beer league games 30 years ago as well. He hates hockey. Loves football, but that’s more because of the food I think.

I don't think watching me yelling and swearing while throwing things at my television the past 15 years gave him a good impression of the Oilers

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I don't think watching me yelling and swearing while throwing things at my television the past 15 years gave him a good impression of the Oilers

My 3rd child’s first words were “f***in Oilers”

 

[Cloned]

I think we’re getting shafted with back to backs this season tbh. We always get a top team on the second night it seems.

 

[tinfish]

My 3rd child’s first words were “f***in Oilers”

Watching your father cry over another Oiler loss is something no son deserves to see.

 

[KCC]

Didn't the league propose that originally but the NHLPA turned it down? At least we know he was always against it. lol

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Campbell needs a good game as Skinner won’t be playing tomorrow in Vegas so Soup is probably being served again tomorrow.