Official Tank Thread

[Benstheman]

It's a Cold virus, we all get it several times per winter right?

Except bizarrely since Covid, I haven't gotten it at least 2 years in a row. Strange isn't it?

Because you took the vaxx?

 

[vokiel]

Because you took the vaxx?

Theories of cross-immunization happening with the shots yep.

 

[LaP]

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The last time we closed the thread we lost like 7 games in a row.

 

[LaP]

Getting meaningful games and still getting a top-10 pick would be ideal

Top 10 is unlikely at this point unless Montombeau comes back from the grave but we could make the playoffs and

What's the standings Mr. Wolf?
What's the standings?

I say it's 15th
14th
13th
12th
11th

 

[vokiel]

Top 10 is unlikely at this point unless Montombeau comes back from the grave but we could make the playoffs and

What's the standings Mr. Wolf?
What's the standings?

I say it's 15th
14th
13th
12th
11th

Yeah seems likely that we get 12+

 

[salbutera]

Enjoy all tank discussion here friends.

Still “enjoying”?

Asking for a friend

 

[Benstheman]

I say Habs get 18OA and Calgary 13OA.

 

[the]

Still “enjoying”?

Asking for a friend

Don’t open that champagne bottle just yet. Plenty of hockey left, we could easily go down. 1 unfortunate injury to a star player and we are tanking again. Last thing we need is for another jinx.

 

[Hoochi Papa]

Don’t open that champagne bottle just yet. Plenty of hockey left, we could easily go down. 1 unfortunate injury to a star player and we are tanking again. Last thing we need is for another jinx.

salbutera should be very careful trying to be sarcastic. Fortuna detects this kind of behaviour very easily. She'll take notes and arrange a five game losing streak just to end it all on a hot streak that is 1-2 points short from the playoffs.

When one writes to the official tank thread, it should be done with a cold and darkened heart without any wink-winks. If Canadiens don't qualify to the playoffs or they draft outside the top-10, let it be known, it was caused by salbutera's actions.

 

[salbutera]

Don’t open that champagne bottle just yet. Plenty of hockey left, we could easily go down. 1 unfortunate injury to a star player and we are tanking again. Last thing we need is for another jinx.

salbutera should be very careful trying to be sarcastic. Fortuna detects this kind of behaviour very easily. She'll take notes and arrange a five game losing streak just to end it all on a hot streak that is 1-2 points short from the playoffs.

When one writes to the official tank thread, it should be done with a cold and darkened heart without any wink-winks. If Canadiens don't qualify to the playoffs or they draft outside the top-10, let it be known, it was caused by salbutera's actions.

No guarantees they make the playoffs but tanking is highly improbable and always was

 

[SwiftyHab]

Such an ironic thread

 

[WeThreeKings]

Such an ironic thread

At this point, it's weird for anyone to want to tank.

I'm one of the biggest tank fetishists on the board and id take a first round exit just for so many of the pieces of the team to get that experience.

 

[GrandmaCookie]

At this point, it's weird for anyone to want to tank.

I'm one of the biggest tank fetishists on the board and id take a first round exit just for so many of the pieces of the team to get that experience.

This thread currently lack a strong voice obsessively vocal about his frustration of Habs winning. We need a mood breaker, too many positive vibes.

 

[13 Black]

Don't close this thread. Last time we did we went on a brutal losing streak.

This thread is the anti jynx thread

 

[SwiftyHab]

We’re in the playoffs Bitches!!!!

Shut


It


Down!!​

 

[GrandmaCookie]

We’re in the playoffs Bitches!!!!

Shut


It


Down!!​

This thread will remain open until we win the cup!!

 

[Rozz]

This thread will remain open until we win the cup!!

yes! have we learned nothing?! lol

 

[Rapala]

We’re in the playoffs Bitches!!!!

Shut


It


Down!!​

A one man campaign ain't going to get 'er done.

 

[Lafleurs Guy]

We’re in the playoffs Bitches!!!!

Shut


It


Down!!​

You don't know what you're asking...

 

[First Line]

We’re in the playoffs Bitches!!!!

Shut


It


Down!!​

Agreed, this team needs to start losing