Official Tank Thread

Don’t open that champagne bottle just yet. Plenty of hockey left, we could easily go down. 1 unfortunate injury to a star player and we are tanking again. Last thing we need is for another jinx.
salbutera should be very careful trying to be sarcastic. Fortuna detects this kind of behaviour very easily. She'll take notes and arrange a five game losing streak just to end it all on a hot streak that is 1-2 points short from the playoffs.

When one writes to the official tank thread, it should be done with a cold and darkened heart without any wink-winks. If Canadiens don't qualify to the playoffs or they draft outside the top-10, let it be known, it was caused by salbutera's actions.
 
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Don’t open that champagne bottle just yet. Plenty of hockey left, we could easily go down. 1 unfortunate injury to a star player and we are tanking again. Last thing we need is for another jinx.
salbutera should be very careful trying to be sarcastic. Fortuna detects this kind of behaviour very easily. She'll take notes and arrange a five game losing streak just to end it all on a hot streak that is 1-2 points short from the playoffs.

When one writes to the official tank thread, it should be done with a cold and darkened heart without any wink-winks. If Canadiens don't qualify to the playoffs or they draft outside the top-10, let it be known, it was caused by salbutera's actions.
No guarantees they make the playoffs but tanking is highly improbable and always was
 
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At this point, it's weird for anyone to want to tank.

I'm one of the biggest tank fetishists on the board and id take a first round exit just for so many of the pieces of the team to get that experience.
This thread currently lack a strong voice obsessively vocal about his frustration of Habs winning. We need a mood breaker, too many positive vibes.
 
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