OT: Off Topic XXI - It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine)

Figgy44

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Heading out for groceries and cleaning supplies. *yawns* I've got old, old Russian Eurodance playing and a coffee in my hands that's so strong it could dissolve steel.

Giddy up.

I used to drink coffee so strong that Vietnamese coffee tasted watered down. Ultra easy to do with a $50 stove top percolator. Destroyed my stomach doing that with the strong spirits drinking I was also drinking. Do not recommend.

Going into the world, I don't mind either way now that I've developed a happy medium, but people who try and tune out the world are kinda obvious and it's not beneficial long term. Bone conducting headphones or open ear earbuds work better to be able to hear people plus your own music (ie: Aftershokz) and to be less likely to wander in front of a vehicle and get run over.

I guess being older, I also don't tolerate discomfort as easily, especially if it's an easy fix. A go bag (messenger or sling bag) with reusable bags for groceries, a small container with medication (basic stuff for headaches/pain, tummy aches, lozenges to avoid the awkward coughing, masks to hide behind/prevent stinky smells reaching your face, snack/candy etc.)... worth it.

And pare down those keys and wallets if possible. It's so nice to not carry a brick around. For stuff I truly worry I'd need, I split it into two wallets and I leave the second wallet in my go bag or glove for a "just in case I need that random loyalty card". If you can digitize your "just in case" stuff, absolutely go for it.

Masks... Seriously. I have one on hand a lot. Smelly public washrooms? Hands free reduction of stink into nostrils.

I'm weird. I know.
 
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I'm weird. I know.
Eh. Weird is better than cookie cutter, trust me on that. I was never a social butterfly and would often have very strong fight or flight responses.. but I white knuckled them and spent well over a decade doing so.

I don't really white knuckle anymore but my aversion to being out around people has grown stronger. No longer the physical stuff dictating the play. It's all in my head. I don't sweat or look uncomfortable anymore.. but my mind races faster than ever.

Perhaps letting my brain heal more will help. Spent 15++ years just ravaging myself with substances, it'll probably take longer than a couple months lol.
 
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On another note..

Dayuuuuum. Infected Mushroom's Converting Vegetarians album still holds up after all this time. Shouldn't surprise me. I just haven't listened to them in quite awhile.
 
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On another note..

Dayuuuuum. Infected Mushroom's Converting Vegetarians album still holds up after all this time. Shouldn't surprise me. I just haven't listened to them in quite awhile.

I haven't listened to them since Legend of the Black Shawarma came out.... I still have some of that album in my like song playlist.
 
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I shouldn't have went down that Flames Reddit rabbit hole. You find all sorts of things. O_O

If there was a book titled: Al MacInnis and wunder Lanny, I'd consider reading into that rabbit hole.

EDIT: Here's a light read. Thanks ChatGPT! :tvhappy:

Al MacInnis and Lanny McDonald had been best friends since their early days in the small town of Inverness, Nova Scotia. They were inseparable, both on and off the ice, and their friendship was the stuff of legends in their hometown.

Al was known for his powerful slapshot, a cannon of a shot that struck fear into the hearts of goalies across the NHL. Lanny, on the other hand, was famous for his thick mustache and charismatic personality. Together, they made quite the dynamic duo.

One summer, Al and Lanny decided to go on a fishing trip to a remote lake in the Canadian wilderness. They packed up their gear, including Al's trusty fishing rod and Lanny's ever-present guitar. The journey to the lake was an adventure in itself, involving a long drive, a hike through dense forests, and finally, a canoe ride across a crystal-clear lake surrounded by towering pines.

As they set up camp on the lake's edge, the two friends reminisced about their years playing hockey together. They shared stories of their triumphs and their defeats, of the fans who had cheered them on and the teammates who had become like family. Lanny strummed his guitar by the campfire, and Al listened, a contented smile on his face.

The fishing was fantastic, and they spent their days casting lines into the tranquil waters, catching enough trout and bass to feast on each evening. Their laughter echoed through the woods as they traded jokes and tales of their hockey adventures.

One evening, as the sun set over the lake, Lanny surprised Al by pulling out a pair of hockey sticks he had hidden in the canoe. "What do you say we have a little game, just like old times?" he suggested.

Al's eyes lit up with excitement. "You're on, old friend."

They used their fishing gear as makeshift goals, and the game was on. The cool breeze rustled the trees, and the sound of sticks clashing against the puck filled the forest. They played until the stars emerged in the night sky, and the only light came from the crackling campfire.

Lying on their backs, staring up at the stars, Al and Lanny talked about life beyond hockey. They spoke of their families, their dreams, and the adventures they still wanted to have. They realized that their friendship had been the true prize of their careers, and they were grateful for every moment they had spent together.

The next morning, as they packed up their campsite to return home, Al and Lanny knew that this fishing trip had been one of the best adventures of their lives. They may have retired from professional hockey, but their friendship remained as strong as ever.

As they drove away from the remote lake, Al turned to Lanny and said, "You know, old buddy, we may not be scoring goals on the ice anymore, but the memories we're making now are just as special."

Lanny nodded in agreement, his mustache twitching with a grin. "You're absolutely right, Al. Our friendship is the greatest trophy we've ever won."

And with that, they drove off into the horizon, ready to face whatever new adventures life had in store for them, secure in the knowledge that their bond would always be unbreakable, just like the two best friends from Inverness, Nova Scotia.
 
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I didn't expect this to go into full-on assault mode over night. Yuck. I'm blasting the furnace but I'm a popsicle lol.

I hope the coughing doesn't get worse. I can deal with it currently. I don't want a raw painful cough though. O_O
 

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I didn't expect this to go into full-on assault mode over night. Yuck. I'm blasting the furnace but I'm a popsicle lol.

I hope the coughing doesn't get worse. I can deal with it currently. I don't want a raw painful cough though. O_O
If you had wrapped your phone in tinfoil the other day you wouldn't be turning into a zombie today.
 
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I'm making my sister suit up hazmat style and bring me wonton soup. Let's go.
As someone that is high risk and has a father with zero immune system, I appreciate you looking out for others.
 

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Well, there's going to be zero actual contact. She's just plopping the bag outside. Better this way. I don't need her catching anything, she works with a vulnerable population.
 
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I didn't expect this to go into full-on assault mode over night. Yuck. I'm blasting the furnace but I'm a popsicle lol.

I hope the coughing doesn't get worse. I can deal with it currently. I don't want a raw painful cough though. O_O

Alternate ibuprofen/acetaminophen in a 2/4 hour cycle.

Hot bean bags (ie: Magic bags) on your neck, chest, stomach, head etc. work well too. I recommend this one for its size and shape. Up to you if you want a second one in a different shape to have bean bags on multiple locations at once.


Vent out your place or move around occasionally if possible to try and reduce viral load.

Good luck.
 
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Alternate ibuprofen/acetaminophen in a 2/4 hour cycle.

Hot bean bags (ie: Magic bags) on your neck, chest, stomach, head etc. work well too. I recommend this one for its size and shape. Up to you if you want a second one in a different shape to have bean bags on multiple locations at once.

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Vent out your place or move around occasionally if possible to try and reduce viral load.

Good luck.
Aye, thx.
 
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I didn't expect this to go into full-on assault mode over night. Yuck. I'm blasting the furnace but I'm a popsicle lol.

I hope the coughing doesn't get worse. I can deal with it currently. I don't want a raw painful cough though. O_O
When I get like that I always coat my chest in Vicks Vapor Rub... and I mean coat.. thickly. I find it helps me sleep. When I'm coughing a lot sleep is hard to get.
 

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Yeah I slept from about 2am till 4:30am. Then maybe 7:15am till 10am. I've been rolling around unable to fall back asleep for the life of me.
 

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My instinct is to cough loudly and strongly. But I can't have it go raw. So I'm trying little.. uh, I dunno how to describe it. Like more attention paid to get goop removed but.. oh lord. Yeah, screw it. I'm not attempting to explain shit right now lol.
 

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My instinct is to cough loudly and strongly. But I can't have it go raw. So I'm trying little.. uh, I dunno how to describe it. Like more attention paid to get goop removed but.. oh lord. Yeah, screw it. I'm not attempting to explain shit right now lol.
Keeping your mouth/throat moist should help a little. I always chew gum or have candies like Werther's, in addition to drinking more water than usual.
 
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I'm going crazy. Every time I did fall asleep.. it wouldn't last long, but the feeling that mayyyybe I got a good amount was present. Then I would check the clock and it all came crashing down. XD Save me superman!
 

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I'm going crazy. Every time I did fall asleep.. it wouldn't last long, but the feeling that mayyyybe I got a good amount was present. Then I would check the clock and it all came crashing down. XD Save me superman!

The alternating pain killers don’t take you out? Is tranquilizing you like trying to tranquillize a horse or something?
 
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Non opioid painkillers don't make me tired.

I am not in fever or chills currently. Still hacking. Better than the hot/cold cycle with body pain. *knocks on wood*
 
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Watching UFC Fight Night. Then a nuclear hot shower and I'll attempt sleep. (⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ
 

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