Off topic thread **** numbers, cyclists, and dentists who shoot lions

[Reclamation Project]

Would you happen to be a Nigerian prince?

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

You should pick a new girlfriend.

Who is the former war criminal? The word "Yugoslavia" makes me cringe.

He was a shadowy figure named Zdenko Klemensovic according to my sources in the secret service community. I believe he was originally Slovenian but was recruited by other forces and turned up all over the Balkans. He's unknown to the general public and escaped international attention by intentionally dying and being resurrected by his followers through black magic.

Now that we've stumbled upon his resurrected self, my girlfriend would like to perform an exorcism and banish him to hell by playing traditional Serbian folk music, to get revenge on him for his crimes. Do you think this would work? Do you have any other ideas for a magic spell? Thank you so much!

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

Would you happen to be a Nigerian prince?

Huh? I don't want any money from anyone. I just want instructions on how to do a magic spell.

 

[Jeff18]

How high are you right now? You realize these are hockey boards right?

 

[Reclamation Project]

The lamp in the corner is his girlfriend and the refrigerator watches him while he sleeps.

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

How high are you right now? You realize these are hockey boards right?

Please re-read my first post ... I clearly explained that the evil spirit was resurrected as a hockey prospect.

 

[kingsfan]

Someone gonna quote that?

I thought you didn't like us quoting he who shalt not be named?

 

[kingsfan]

Please re-read my first post ... I clearly explained that the evil spirit was resurrected as a hockey prospect.

show us a picture of the hockey fiend

 

[Reclamation Project]

Please re-read my first post ... I clearly explained that the evil spirit was resurrected as a hockey prospect.

Again, how high? Troposphere? Stratosphere? THERMOSPHERE?!?

I thought you didn't like us quoting he who shalt not be named?

I don't know how I feel.

 

[Jeff18]

1.)There are no such thing as "spirits" or anything supernatural, it's 2015 and we don't live in caves anymore
2.)It's still irrelevant as no one judges a prospect based on whatever you mentioned, even if they are religious
3.)Don't take so much acid in one sitting

It was maybe funny the first time but you just sound like a weirdo now.

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

show us a picture of the hockey fiend

I would LOVE to, but my hands are tied by the libel rules of this board.

Again, how high? Troposphere? Stratosphere? THERMOSPHERE?!?

I'm not "high" at all unless two cups of Delirium Nocturnum and two bottles of Smithwick's somehow counts.

1.)There are no such thing as "spirits" or anything supernatural, it's 2015 and we don't live in caves anymore
2.)It's still irrelevant as no one judges a prospect based on whatever you mentioned, even if they are religious
3.)Don't take so much acid in one sitting
It was maybe funny the first time but you just sound like a weirdo now.

I can't help it if I've suddenly come face to face with evil forces. Be thankful if you've never had to encounter them yourself. Are you sure there isn't someone you can ask about how to do a magic spell?

 

[Jeff18]

Pretty sure I can call Sidney Crosby a magic fairy and not get in trouble.

I face evil forces everyday at work and school. Especially at school.

 

[Jeff18]

Did Trollposo send this guy here to **** with us?

 

[Jeff18]

Here are your instructions, provided by Jeff18 M.D., graduate of HFBoards school of medicine:
1. Go see a psychiatrist
2. Don't post here anymore until you have received treatment

 

[Reclamation Project]

If he starts saying furthermore, we're ****ed, lol.

 

[kingsfan]

3. Drink Sapporo and listen to Perfume on Thursdays

 

[DocWest]

 

[Reclamation Project]

I love Sapporo.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Just watched this. I lost it when Kaepernick ate the paper and Ryan was yelling "HIT Y!!! HIT Y!!!"

 

[TROLLCHUK]

Did Trollposo send this guy here to **** with us?

I have never seen this guy post on the Isles board. Don't know him nor based on these brief post, no desire to know him.

Please don't associate me with any person(s) who meet DSM-IV criteria. Thanks.

Except Boba, he is cool.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

What does "converging with it" mean?

It's what you do after you get jiggy with it.

Did Trollposo send this guy here to **** with us?

No way. TROLLPOSO has too much respect for us to do that.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Don't be a dick.




And don't inconvenience people like that.

 

[Jeff18]

I have never seen this guy post on the Isles board. Don't know him nor based on these brief post, no desire to know him.

Please don't associate me with any person(s) who meet DSM-IV criteria. Thanks.

Except Boba, he is cool.

I would have felt bad for telling him to leave if you knew him and it was some sort of a sick joke but I guess it's okay to do so now.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I would have felt bad for telling him to leave if you knew him and it was some sort of a sick joke but I guess it's okay to do so now.

Perfectly said

 

[kingsfan]

Don't be a dick.




And don't inconvenience people like that.

That looks like a big ass bong, likely why it was stolen. Somewhere, there is a real pissed off doper.

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