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kingsfan said:
Took a day and had to snag some of my words to do it. Weak sauce carrot top.

This guy ADT
Gonna get a DDT
Thinkin he can rhyme with me

Tryin to spit this ****
You can't keep up with it
You whiter than powder mind can't hit

the levels I'm laying out
this isn't a fight or a bout
its simply a one sided rout

So pick your chin off the canvas son
before everything you think you are is done
your weak, you can't hack it, just turn around and run

Come back when you got something real to say
I won't hold my breath though, it'll take you four days
quoting what I said in your own weird way

So stick to being thirsty and smelling your perfume
trying to keep up with me is beckoning your doom
I'll simply just kick your ass outta this room
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ADTim is going to need skin grafts after he reads that.
 
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Boba Fettuccine, kingsfan

You two act like you don't know freestyle. :shakehead

The fact you two used two different N.W.A. songs were dead giveaways. Boba, you used Straight Outta Compton, while kingsfan used Gangsta Gangsta.
 
ADifferentTim said:
Boba Fettuccine, kingsfan

You two act like you don't know freestyle. :shakehead

The fact you two used two different N.W.A. songs were dead giveaways. Boba, you used Straight Outta Compton, while kingsfan used Gangsta Gangsta.
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And what did you use Coolio? You butchered straight outta Compton worse than a kid from Alabama.
 
ADifferentTim said:
Boba Fettuccine, kingsfan

You two act like you don't know freestyle. :shakehead

The fact you two used two different N.W.A. songs were dead giveaways. Boba, you used Straight Outta Compton, while kingsfan used Gangsta Gangsta.
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I didn't use anything. Get your facts right.
Your lame reply just shows you brought a knife to a gun fight
You figured your weak stuff showed your might

It just showed you as Mighty Mouse
well I turned around and blew down your house
Leaving you looking like the little piggies seeking their dose

Of courage but again you swing and miss
you come at me and I just diss
you while I blow your mom a kiss

Here, take a tissue

Wipe your eyes and grab a pen
take yourself into the den
and only come back when

You've actually found something legit
Trying to spin this to make it
look like I copied some ****

That's pathetic dude
not to mention downright rude
Try to learn the 101 and you won't come across so crude

Just remember, if you can't spit it then quit it.
Don't pretend like you can rip it
I can sense your tears, your accusations drip with it

Let your hate go and listen to Perfume some more
Come on back when you age up enough to realize they are a bore
and you find something that's solid to the core

Until then don't try and hang with me
It will never happen, you won't ever be
as great as me, don't you see?

Somehow I doubt you can
you just ain't enough of a man
the be able to understand

How this lyrics thing works
It plays out against playboy jerks
To bad for you. You may as well go back to your twerks

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kingsfan said:
I didn't use anything. Get your facts right.
Your lame reply just shows you brought a knife to a gun fight
You figured your weak stuff showed your might

It just showed you as Mighty Mouse
well I turned around and blew down your house
Leaving you looking like the little piggies seeking their dose

Of courage but again you swing and miss
you come at me and I just diss
you while I blow your mom a kiss

Here, take a tissue

Wipe your eyes and grab a pen
take yourself into the den
and only come back when

You've actually found something legit
Trying to spin this to make it
look like I copied some ****

That's pathetic dude
not to mention downright rude
Try to learn the 101 and you won't come across so crude

Just remember, if you can't spit it then quit it.
Don't pretend like you can rip it
I can sense your tears, your accusations drip with it

Let your hate go and listen to Perfume some more
Come on back when you age up enough to realize they are a bore
and you find something that's solid to the core

Until then don't try and hang with me
It will never happen, you won't ever be
as great as me, don't you see?

Somehow I doubt you can
you just ain't enough of a man
the be able to understand

How this lyrics thing works
It plays out against playboy jerks
To bad for you. You may as well go back to your twerks

lxLhfNl.gif
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This was closed thread worthy but that's just my 2 ****** Canadian cents opinion.
 
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