Off topic thread **** numbers, cyclists, and dentists who shoot lions

[Ron*]

I might not always comment, but I love these tweets from the old pic archive. Please keep them coming

Yup, always posted with you in mind, especially the ones with cats in them.

That old pic archive twitter account must be managed by a person who has a soft spot for cats. They seem to post many of these cat-type photos from the past.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Yup, always posted with you in mind, especially the ones with cats in them.

That old pic archive twitter account must be managed by a person who has a soft spot for cats. They seem to post many of these cat-type photos from the past.

and Brigitte Bardot

 

[Captain Mittens*]

I think I need to get this shirt

 

[scryan]

I think I need to get this shirt

Things you want aren't often sold out, are they?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Things you want aren't often sold out, are they?

sometimes yes, sometimes no.

 

[Mitchnesses]

For Boba:

 

[Captain Mittens*]

For Boba:

Nice shirt, but I don't want everyone looking at my ****

 

[Mitchnesses]

This one fits Boba best!

 

[Gentle Ben Ken0bi]

This one fits Boba best!

Damn, I thought Boba was a chick because of all the cat talk.

 

[Mitchnesses]

Damn, I thought Boba was a chick because of all the cat talk.

You would think.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Lol!

 

[DocWest]

So Banksy created his own theme park, "Dismaland". At least the lines looks better than what we have here.

http://mashable.com/2015/08/20/banksy-dismaland/

 

[Captain Mittens*]

So Banksy created his own theme park, "Dismaland". At least the lines looks better than what we have here.

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http://mashable.com/2015/08/20/banksy-dismaland/

That is great

 

[Bandit]

So Banksy created his own theme park, "Dismaland". At least the lines looks better than what we have here.

http://mashable.com/2015/08/20/banksy-dismaland/

Who is paying for this ****? That's what I want to know...

 

[417th]

I think I need to get this shirt

I know I do!

 

[ADifferentTim]

Malt liquor. That's fills in a whole pile of holes for you.

ADT is outta the norm
He will never conform
while he doses his date in chloroform

sippin down that malt liquor
hopin it will make him quicker
but here's the kicker

We aint ever going to rep his ****
its completely illegitimate
like a pair of enhanced ****

So stop trying to imply
that you are a fly guy
that just makes everyone wanna say goodbye

kingsfan is a Bieber wannabe
Truth is, he's lower than a D
And as a courtesy, don't stick your biz
Up anyone else's j*zz

Girls willingly point all five fingers
Below the belt
And they willingly beg for "muh dingers"
Because I made them melt

You must have some sniffing addiction
Because you did use chloroform
On yourself; so how's that self-infliction?
FYI, you just lost form!

And I genuinely appreciate your honesty there, Boba Fettuccine.

This is the most ADT thing I've ever seen.

Is that you, Brock?

You're about to witness the enigma that is ADT

Straight Outta Pomona
Crazy tea server called ADT
From that gang that sits down when they pee.

He doesn't make sense
He's really tense.
Bruno Mars videos are his offence.

Straight Outta Southie
The whackjob Boba Fettuccine
From the gang that's all thirsty

And *****, standing up; he just needs some lemonade
Coz he'd be "catching a grenade"
Truth is, he just need a French maid

One of his best performances.

I just checked out the lyrics of the song and reminded me too much of Damn Yankees, the Broadway play.

 

[ADifferentTim]

This must be Boba Fettuccine's jam right now.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Straight Outta Southie
The whackjob Boba Fettuccine
From the gang that's all thirsty

And *****, standing up; he just needs some lemonade
Coz he'd be "catching a grenade"
Truth is, he just need a French maid

Weak. The whole tempo and scheme is off. Pedestrian effort

At least have some ****ing pride

 

[ADifferentTim]

Weak. The whole tempo and scheme is off. Pedestrian effort

At least have some ****ing pride

Thanks for the feedback.

At least I know where to work on.

PS: I personally recommend you to listen to Fred the Godson.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Thanks for the feedback.

At least I know where to work on.

PS: I personally recommend you to listen to Fred the Godson.

I recommend you get some new material and try to have sex before you are 50

 

[kingsfan]

kingsfan is a Bieber wannabe
Truth is, he's lower than a D
And as a courtesy, don't stick your biz
Up anyone else's j*zz

Girls willingly point all five fingers
Below the belt
And they willingly beg for "muh dingers"
Because I made them melt

You must have some sniffing addiction
Because you did use chloroform
On yourself; so how's that self-infliction?
FYI, you just lost form!

Took a day and had to snag some of my words to do it. Weak sauce carrot top.

This guy ADT
Gonna get a DDT
Thinkin he can rhyme with me

Tryin to spit this ****
You can't keep up with it
You whiter than powder mind can't hit

the levels I'm laying out
this isn't a fight or a bout
its simply a one sided rout

So pick your chin off the canvas son
before everything you think you are is done
your weak, you can't hack it, just turn around and run

Come back when you got something real to say
I won't hold my breath though, it'll take you four days
quoting what I said in your own weird way

So stick to being thirsty and smelling your perfume
trying to keep up with me is beckoning your doom
I'll simply just kick your ass outta this room

 

[Reclamation Project]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

 

[Dawdler]