Off topic thread **** numbers, cyclists, and dentists who shoot lions

[Reclamation Project]

Respect = agree with them. As with most high profile people.

 

[Reclamation Project]

 

[kovacro]

That depends on what country your in. In some countries it might be considered a garnish.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Gangsta

 

[Ron*]

 

[Ron*]

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

Need a magic spell

Hi there, I'm actually an Islanders fan but I wanted to get the opinion of unbiased observers so I thought I'd post this here.

My girlfriend is from Serbia and claims that a certain hockey prospect (who I won't name) is the reincarnation of a former Yugoslavian war criminal who attacked Serbian civilians in the wars over there. When she saw him she couldn't eat or sleep for two days.

I compared some photos and it's absolutely the same guy in every detail. I did some more research using old Yugoslavian books which I bought on EBay, and it turns out this guy was involved in all kinds of black magic, and after his death his followers claimed to resurrect him in the form of a good old Canadian boy.

So there are clearly evil forces at work here. Does anyone know a magic spell to use against this evil spirit and send him back to the underworld? Maybe grind up some herbs and do a chant or something? He's a scrub/goon anyway so it would be no big loss to the hockey world.

Thank you so much!

 

[Reclamation Project]

ADT'S BROTHER HAS EMERGED!!!

caps

 

[Ron*]

Thank you so much!

No, no, no, no, no...

...thank you!!!

 

[Ron*]

Hi there, I'm actually an Islanders fan but I wanted to get the opinion of unbiased observers so I thought I'd post this here.

My girlfriend is from Serbia and claims that a certain hockey prospect (who I won't name) is the reincarnation of a former Yugoslavian war criminal who attacked Serbian civilians in the wars over there. When she saw him she couldn't eat or sleep for two days.

I compared some photos and it's absolutely the same guy in every detail. I did some more research using old Yugoslavian books which I bought on EBay, and it turns out this guy was involved in all kinds of black magic, and after his death his followers claimed to resurrect him in the form of a good old Canadian boy.

So there are clearly evil forces at work here. Does anyone know a magic spell to use against this evil spirit and send him back to the underworld? Maybe grind up some herbs and do a chant or something? He's a scrub/goon anyway so it would be no big loss to the hockey world.

Thank you so much!

I did get a kick out of the post. Do come here more often, I need a lot of levity in the off-season just to keep going.

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

I did get a kick out of the post. Do come here more often, I need a lot of levity in the off-season just to keep going.

Thanks I guess, but I really was hoping you would give me instructions for a magic spell. Is there someone you can ask, like an old peasant woman? Would it help to play a vinyl record album backwards? How close do we have to get to the evil being? Should we be using Asian, European or Native American magic traditions anyway?

 

[King RAZZ]

Thanks I guess, but I really was hoping you would give me instructions for a magic spell. Is there someone you can ask, like an old peasant woman? Would it help to play a vinyl record album backwards? How close do we have to get to the evil being? Should we be using Asian, European or Native American magic traditions anyway?

More like a Miley Cyrus CD... Forwards...it's just pure evil...

 

[Ron*]

Thanks I guess, but I really was hoping you would give me instructions for a magic spell. Is there someone you can ask, like an old peasant woman? Would it help to play a vinyl record album backwards? How close do we have to get to the evil being? Should we be using Asian, European or Native American magic traditions anyway?

Don't need to ask anybody, I can give you one myself.

You've got it all wrong. You don't ask an old peasant woman, you ask the bearded lead singer of LadyBaby.

He (she?) has to have the solution for what you are seeking. If not, we are all lost.

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

More like a Miley Cyrus CD... Forwards...it's just pure evil...

Don't need to ask anybody, I can give you one myself.

You've got it all wrong. You don't ask an old peasant woman, you ask the bearded lead singer of LadyBaby.

He (she?) has to have the solution for what you are seeking. If not, we are all lost.

Thank you very much - now we're on the right track! I knew this was the right place to ask. I'm getting the message that we need to use music to defeat the evil forces.

We have some antique Serbian drums, flutes and other instruments that sound wonderful and will surely strike terror and dismay into the evil forces.

So we'll play some music ... but when and where? In the arena where the evil entity plays hockey? Or Yugoslavia? Or Stonehenge? (just say the word and I'll be on the next plane)

 

[Jeff18]

What. the. ****.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

If we had a magic spell, ADT wouldn't post here or would be normal

 

[DocWest]

Hi there, I'm actually an Islanders fan but I wanted to get the opinion of unbiased observers so I thought I'd post this here.

My girlfriend is from Serbia and claims that a certain hockey prospect (who I won't name) is the reincarnation of a former Yugoslavian war criminal who attacked Serbian civilians in the wars over there. When she saw him she couldn't eat or sleep for two days.

I compared some photos and it's absolutely the same guy in every detail. I did some more research using old Yugoslavian books which I bought on EBay, and it turns out this guy was involved in all kinds of black magic, and after his death his followers claimed to resurrect him in the form of a good old Canadian boy.

So there are clearly evil forces at work here. Does anyone know a magic spell to use against this evil spirit and send him back to the underworld? Maybe grind up some herbs and do a chant or something? He's a scrub/goon anyway so it would be no big loss to the hockey world.

Thank you so much!

I need to see some pics of your girlfriend before I can proceed with the spell. Also, the spell with require you having to put a jackfruit in the microwave and then converging with it. You will also need a copy of The Rescuers Down Under on VHS (it must be the PAL version).

 

[kingsfan]

Thanks I guess, but I really was hoping you would give me instructions for a magic spell. Is there someone you can ask, like an old peasant woman? Would it help to play a vinyl record album backwards? How close do we have to get to the evil being? Should we be using Asian, European or Native American magic traditions anyway?

Answer these questions three and the magic spell you shall see

What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[ADifferentTim]

ADT'S BROTHER HAS EMERGED!!!

caps

Aww, you're so thirsty for attention, just because Taylor Swift dished out a restraining order on you.

 

[kingsfan]

Responds to everyone without request for months. Then when people start replying back at him he only quotes the one person who has him blocked.

ADT, making it complicatedly easy since 2013.

 

[kovacro]

Hi there, I'm actually an Islanders fan but I wanted to get the opinion of unbiased observers so I thought I'd post this here.

My girlfriend is from Serbia and claims that a certain hockey prospect (who I won't name) is the reincarnation of a former Yugoslavian war criminal who attacked Serbian civilians in the wars over there. When she saw him she couldn't eat or sleep for two days.

I compared some photos and it's absolutely the same guy in every detail. I did some more research using old Yugoslavian books which I bought on EBay, and it turns out this guy was involved in all kinds of black magic, and after his death his followers claimed to resurrect him in the form of a good old Canadian boy.

So there are clearly evil forces at work here. Does anyone know a magic spell to use against this evil spirit and send him back to the underworld? Maybe grind up some herbs and do a chant or something? He's a scrub/goon anyway so it would be no big loss to the hockey world.

Thank you so much!

You should pick a new girlfriend.

Who is the former war criminal? The word "Yugoslavia" makes me cringe.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Hocus Pocus
Give ADT to focus
and realize he has no game.

ABBA Cabadrando
Hear the drums Fernando.
Have Tim follow the bugle call off in to the distance. The far distance.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Someone gonna quote that?

 

[Reclamation Project]

So what's after Thirsty Thursday? **** My Mouth Is Dry Friday?

 

[Hot Water Bottle]

I need to see some pics of your girlfriend before I can proceed with the spell. Also, the spell with require you having to put a jackfruit in the microwave and then converging with it. You will also need a copy of The Rescuers Down Under on VHS (it must be the PAL version).

What does "converging with it" mean?