Its 2 AM and I'm bored as hell.
As such, I present: preparing for the 1992 World Series as if this topic existed back then (partial credit to the inordinately long family conversation on it tonight). Sadly, pretty much all of this is true (and if necessary can be sourced to media articles). Which shows why predicting sports is absolutely worthless.
General Thoughts
- You've followed this team since 1977, and pretty much seen nothing but failure on the big stage. Blowing a 3-1 lead to Kansas City in '85, the epic collapse against Detroit in '87, getting smashed by Oakland in '89 and getting upset by Minnesota in '91. Everyone in the national media referred to your team as 'the Blow Jays,' including Bob Costas claiming that "Elvis has a better chance of coming back than the Blue Jays" after Oakland took the first two games of the '89 ALCS. In essence, the Jays are the San Jose Sharks of baseball (sorry Nem). If they fail to hit in Game 1 you'll probably flood the board in anger.
- On the flip side, after Pat Gillick went out and signed Jack Morris and Dave Winfield in the offseason, everyone (including Yankee fans) are now accusing the Jays of 'buying' a World Series, since they do have the highest payroll in the league. You are somewhat offended by this but also know that since the days of 4,000,000 fans per season in the Skydome bolstered by an extremely committed owner aren't ending any time soon, you should just get used to it. You just post
this all the time, although it's resulted in the loss of your BJ Birdie avatar.
- You hear that one of the candidates to become the first commissioner of the NHL, some guy from the NBA, has stated his consideration to expand to cities like Atlanta in the future. Although not a hockey market, after the high level of support they show in this series you will think its a good idea
- You own multiple very large 'J's (fully legal), as well as a bunch of weird clapping things that no one likes and just give everyone headaches.
Players everyone likes
- Robbie Alomar: this one is obvious; considering he just hit what will undoubtedly go down as the biggest homer in Blue Jay history, and followed it up by going 3-5 with two steals in the clincher against Oakland. You absolutely hated when he was traded here from San Diego a couple years ago, but you're over that now.
- Jack Morris: Maybe everyone doesn't like him after his really subpar ALCS, but you know this guy is a legend. 10 shutout innings in Game 7 last year, and he's one of the most clutch pitchers around. He'll be carrying this staff during the series, that's for sure.
- Tom Henke/Duane Ward: remember a couple topics back when we were talking about shutdown closers. Well there's only one thing better than a shutdown closer, and that's a shutdown set up man and closer. The Jays haven't blown a save in their last 74 chances, so if the World Series is ever on the line over the next few days and one of these guys is on the mound, may as well just bust out the champagne early.
- Rest of the playoff rotation: David Cone, Juan Guzman and Jimmy Key will pitch games 2/3/4 respectively. All three of them were pretty much lights out in the ALCS, although you hear that Cone can't hold anyone on and Atlanta feasts on that kind of stuff. Considering that you can bet your house that Morris will at worst split his two games, you just need these guys to out-pitch Smoltz and Avery and this series should end in Canada.
Players everyone hates
- Pat Borders: You think JPA is bad? This scrub hit .242/.290/.385 this year and that's a good season for him! He did hit .318 in the ALCS but you know that the Jays offense is going to have to win in spite of this guy. Everyone knows you need elite catchers to win championships. On the plus side, the Braves starting catcher is hurt so their backup definitely won't factor into any games.
- Joe Carter: OK, so you probably don't hate Joe Carter (although you did when you still bitter over that San Diego trade). But 2012 you hates Joe Carter, with all that newfangled statistical knowledge. I mean, this guy had a .309 OBP, hitting 3rd in the lineup. Yeah he is a run producer, but we all know that's just a product of the guys in front of him (can't forget about Devon White and that .303 OBP). You don't understand why all the people you call 'casual fans' love him, and at this point you're just hoping he performs well and then goes off to get overpaid by Kansas City in the offseason.
- Dave Winfield: You find all that 'Winfield Wants Noise' stuff really cool, but this guy just isn't clutch, and you want him nowhere near the plate with the game on the line. He was 1-22 in his one World Series with San Diego, and even though it was 11 years ago and he's probably a different player than he was at the time, you along with the media will bring this up at every opportunity. He only hit .250 in the ALCS, and you're also going to have to put his 41 year old ass in the outfield in Atlanta.
- Kelly Gruber: Sure, he has a mullet, and since its the early 90's you probably have one too, but that's no excuse for his current 0-16 slump that he's currently in. But seriously, even though he was a crowd favourite for most of the year, right now you dislike this guy (there's home video of me as a three year old going through the Jays lineup before this series, and when I get to him I go "Kelly Gruber boooooo"...I mean seriously there was some anger).
Everyone else is sort of there. Devon White is awesome defensively, Mark Eichhorn throws really cool and Manny Lee has the best stache of any shortstop in the AL East.
And if the Jays lose; at least you still have the Leafs, who are the favourites to get out of the Norris Division! They are playing the Hawks tonight so I hope they get killed but its all good.