When you played Ice Hockey for Nintendo, did you line up 5 skinny players because they were fast??
This is where I don't think you understand how hockey works, maybe you didn't play so it's harder to know but you need different roles within a line, you can't just put of the same on a line and it's going to work. There has to be chemistry and there has to be someone to go in the corners and dig the puck out and set up the other guys, a guy that will hit and open the ice up for the others, one with a little speed, one with a little more playmaking sense, one that will drive the net, one that will stay high.
Boone fits our first line perfectly, he's a perfectly good stickhandler and has had some nice moves, the penalty shot especially. I've never heard anyone other than you refer to him as hands of stone when stick handling. I like the chemistry Boone, Joey and Cam have.
It appears your favorite type of player is the fast, flashy dangler that dekes around and puts on nice moves. Instead of mucking and grinding for his goals.
Whatever. Coming from someone who honestly believes that Boll was an asset to the team this past season, I'll take your mindless insults with a grain of salt. Or less.
If you think that Boone Jenner is the only forward who grinds and creates room for the CBJ, then I really don't think that you watch the games. Folgino, Dubinsky, Hartnell, Calvert, and Dano can all serve that roll. 4 out of 5 of the named players are better overall players as well.
If you think that Jenner handles the puck as well as Hartnell or Foligno, then I give up. He doesn't. He's mediocre in that department.
I'm not a fan of "balanced lines". I prefer a loaded top line. Given the options that HCTR has, Boone Jenner doesn't fit my ideal first line. And, yeah, I prefer highly skilled players to dime-a-dozen middling muckers. Most people who enjoy watching winning hockey do.
FWIW, I played hockey (most of the time) from the ages of 4 through 30. I've had the opportunity to talk hockey strategy at length with current Norfolk Admirals coach Jarrod Skalde.
The notion that Boone Jenner is the only choice to be a first line winger to Ryan Johansen is silly. But, probably less silly than being opposed to buying out the contract of the uber useless Boller.