I didn't mention "civilization-ending meteor strike," either, but I figured most folks with above room temperature IQ would get the gist of the sentiment. I'll try to be more literal for the cognitively impaired out there. Always want to be inclusive!
The NHL will NOT voluntarily cancel or suspend the season (and that includes as a response to viral outbreaks). Some entity beyond their control would have to force closure. And since the Biden Admin has already promised kids will be back live in schools within 100 days, I don't see the government stepping in to cancel hockey.
Happy now?