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I already forgot whatever it is you said here
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
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Every roster is now frozen?
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
- 6,965
- 15,604
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
- 6,965
- 15,604
Be back later. You can skip me as I think we're down to just UFA's to fill out the rosters.
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Current LW Owen Tippett UFA
He shoots right. Therefore he must be moved left so he can slam home rock-dong one timers. He sucks and has no future but drafting him will make me at least care more about the coming slopshow.
@BigToe
Sunken Toe! Foggy Toe! Skinned Toe!
He shoots right. Therefore he must be moved left so he can slam home rock-dong one timers. He sucks and has no future but drafting him will make me at least care more about the coming slopshow.
@BigToe
Sunken Toe! Foggy Toe! Skinned Toe!
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
- Sep 28, 2014
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There is one in particular that I really want to see used but don't want to give it to you. It's one of my favorite words.
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Legend LW Shane Doan UFA
I have never been a fan of Doan. He really epitomized the grinding futility of Winnipeg and Arizona. They should name a urinal for him in their YMCA arena or wherever they play. But he's good enough to be my 4LW. He shoots right so therefore he must be moved left to defeat role stereotypes. This move will help him blast dongs with one timers.
@Asnito
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@mta I did those myself
I have never been a fan of Doan. He really epitomized the grinding futility of Winnipeg and Arizona. They should name a urinal for him in their YMCA arena or wherever they play. But he's good enough to be my 4LW. He shoots right so therefore he must be moved left to defeat role stereotypes. This move will help him blast dongs with one timers.
@Asnito
Shimmering Asnito! Mendacious Asnito! Translucent Asnito!
@mta I did those myself
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
- Nov 13, 2013
- 19,318
- 35,520
Can I have a second team
You can trade him for a fortune to whoever has Frost (probably @Striiker ) because a 3.8 game sample last year proved Frost is only unlocked when given the greatness of Ginger Tippett Jesus.
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
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Beef Invictus
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OMG beef is turning into defect
Blame the long covid, does i
Asnito
Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
- Mar 2, 2017
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Current C Andrew Poturalski UFA
Oh yeah. Here comes the Pot. Pot boy Pol Pot. This dude may be 28, sure, and have made no impact in the NHL so far. But he is ripping the AHL up. I suspect maybe Carolina was just too hard a roster to crack, but now he's in Seattle and he's going to have a dong explosion. Or not.
His portrait?
@BigToe
Pink Toe! Huge Toe! Scared Toe!
Oh yeah. Here comes the Pot. Pot boy Pol Pot. This dude may be 28, sure, and have made no impact in the NHL so far. But he is ripping the AHL up. I suspect maybe Carolina was just too hard a roster to crack, but now he's in Seattle and he's going to have a dong explosion. Or not.
His portrait?
@BigToe
Pink Toe! Huge Toe! Scared Toe!
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
- Jun 29, 2015
- 10,120
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The #Lore is strong with these selections.
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Idk what you’re talking about, Biff.
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Current RW Pierre-Edouard Bellemare UFA
Hi! We know PEB! His shot is decent. But for some reason, he is playing on the left side. This limits his one timer opportunities. It is small thinking. It is traditional role type thinking. We live to defeat tradition. To overthrow it. Now he is our RW.
A childhood photo:
@Asnito
Obvious Asnito! Quick Asnito! Waggish Asnito!
Hi! We know PEB! His shot is decent. But for some reason, he is playing on the left side. This limits his one timer opportunities. It is small thinking. It is traditional role type thinking. We live to defeat tradition. To overthrow it. Now he is our RW.
A childhood photo:
@Asnito
Obvious Asnito! Quick Asnito! Waggish Asnito!
