NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus the Stay Puft idiots and the Platypi roster are now frozen.

I already forgot whatever it is you said here

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I already forgot whatever it is you said here

Fantastic.

 

[Asnito]

Fantastic.

Every roster is now frozen?

 

[Asnito]

Legend LW Frank Bialowas UFA

Legend RW Stu Grimson UFA

@Beef Invictus

 

[Asnito]

Be back later. You can skip me as I think we're down to just UFA's to fill out the rosters.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current LW Owen Tippett UFA

He shoots right. Therefore he must be moved left so he can slam home rock-dong one timers. He sucks and has no future but drafting him will make me at least care more about the coming slopshow.

@BigToe

Sunken Toe! Foggy Toe! Skinned Toe!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Every roster is now frozen?

Yes.

@Beef Invictus all rosters are now frozen.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yes.

@Beef Invictus all rosters are now frozen.

I forgot

 

[BigToe]

Legend / C / Robert Naslund
Legend / RW / Fredrik Naslund

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

I don't know what I need

 

[Rebels57]

I ran out of adjectives long ago. Sometimes I have to try and think of them myself, but mostly I let the generator work. I don't want repeats

There is one in particular that I really want to see used but don't want to give it to you. It's one of my favorite words.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend LW Shane Doan UFA

I have never been a fan of Doan. He really epitomized the grinding futility of Winnipeg and Arizona. They should name a urinal for him in their YMCA arena or wherever they play. But he's good enough to be my 4LW. He shoots right so therefore he must be moved left to defeat role stereotypes. This move will help him blast dongs with one timers.

@Asnito

Shimmering Asnito! Mendacious Asnito! Translucent Asnito!


@mta I did those myself

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Legend / C / Robert Naslund
Legend / RW / Fredrik Naslund

@Beef Invictus

I put them both on the third line.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Beef Invictus the Stay Puft idiots and the Platypi roster are now frozen.

Can I have a second team

 

[pit]

Current LW Owen Tippett UFA

He shoots right. Therefore he must be moved left so he can slam home rock-dong one timers. He sucks and has no future but drafting him will make me at least care more about the coming slopshow.

@BigToe

Sunken Toe! Foggy Toe! Skinned Toe!

You can trade him for a fortune to whoever has Frost (probably @Striiker ) because a 3.8 game sample last year proved Frost is only unlocked when given the greatness of Ginger Tippett Jesus.

 

[Striiker]

You can trade him for a fortune to whoever has Frost (probably @Striiker ) because a 3.8 game sample last year proved Frost is only unlocked when given the greatness of Ginger Tippett Jesus.

You bet your ass I do.

 

[Asnito]

I forgot

I don't know what I need

@mta I did those myself

OMG beef is turning into defect

 

[Beef Invictus]

OMG beef is turning into defect

Blame the long covid, does i

 

[Asnito]

Current LW Milan Lucic UFA

Legend D Bobby Baun UFA

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current C Andrew Poturalski UFA

Oh yeah. Here comes the Pot. Pot boy Pol Pot. This dude may be 28, sure, and have made no impact in the NHL so far. But he is ripping the AHL up. I suspect maybe Carolina was just too hard a roster to crack, but now he's in Seattle and he's going to have a dong explosion. Or not.

His portrait?

@BigToe

Pink Toe! Huge Toe! Scared Toe!

 

[BigToe]

Legend / C / Petter Naslund
Legend / LW / Torsten Naslund

@Beef Invictus

 

[ajgoal]

The #Lore is strong with these selections.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend / C / Petter Naslund
Legend / LW / Torsten Naslund

@Beef Invictus

A trend is detected

 

[BigToe]

A trend is detected

Idk what you’re talking about, Biff.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Current RW Pierre-Edouard Bellemare UFA

Hi! We know PEB! His shot is decent. But for some reason, he is playing on the left side. This limits his one timer opportunities. It is small thinking. It is traditional role type thinking. We live to defeat tradition. To overthrow it. Now he is our RW.

A childhood photo:

@Asnito

Obvious Asnito! Quick Asnito! Waggish Asnito!