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Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
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This post could have been a pick, if you weren’t you.
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Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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Armored Train
Legends RD Ivan Boldirev ufa

Geez. Gotta start digging deep for guys. Ivan is technically a center. Tradition dictates I should leave him there. But I won't. Traditional roles must be destroyed. Boldirev has decent size. He played for 15 years, keeping up with the increasingly high flying 80s as a geezer. So between that and the skating duties of a center, I'm sure the switch will be easy for him. He is playing RD so he can use his left-handed shot to clap fresh dongs.

I'm going to begin figuring out who is left. This is taking longer than it was for me


@Asnito
 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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Legend RD Tomas Sandstrom UFA

Sandstrom was another big boy. Tough guy. Power forward. Did good production. We are moving him to RD, where he will power-defend around his own crease. Another guy who played 15 years across eras. He is adaptable, and he was a good contributor on some really solid lines and teams. Played on Gretzky's wing in LA. Getting teed up by Gretzky was good training, because here we expect him to blast the dong.

Legend RD Samuel Pahlsson UFA

Pahlsson was a defensive center. A very good one. Perennial Selke candidate despite unimpressive offense. He will do. He'll defeat traditional roles by moving to defense and serving the heaping dong from the blue line.

@BigToe
 

CanadianFlyer88

Knublin' PPs
Feb 12, 2004
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53,371
Van City
Legend RD Tomas Sandstrom UFA

Sandstrom was another big boy. Tough guy. Power forward. Did good production. We are moving him to RD, where he will power-defend around his own crease. Another guy who played 15 years across eras. He is adaptable, and he was a good contributor on some really solid lines and teams. Played on Gretzky's wing in LA. Getting teed up by Gretzky was good training, because here we expect him to blast the dong.

Legend RD Samuel Pahlsson UFA

Pahlsson was a defensive center. A very good one. Perennial Selke candidate despite unimpressive offense. He will do. He'll defeat traditional roles by moving to defense and serving the heaping dong from the blue line.

@BigToe
Sandstrom was the recipient of the famous Patrick Roy wink. The greatest accomplishment of Sandstrom's career. :sarcasm:

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Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
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Apr 30, 2015
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I hate them. And I know you do too. Are you taking advantage of this to make a team you can more effectively hate?

It's hard to see past the hate I feel for the Flyers, to be honest. I usually have more than enough to go around, but I'm really finding myself using it all up on my most hated team, Philadelphia.

I have a lot going on this weekend, so I just sent my picks to Cap because this needs to end so we can go on with the new phase.

Yosh, everything is proceeding more or less smoothly.
 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
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Legend LD Reed Larson UFA

Larson is a forgotten offensive dman who played hockey. He is a right handed shot, so he will clop dongs from the left side now. Defeat all traditional roles.

I'm going to a Renaissance Festival today so I'll do my best.

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