NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Mega-Mock Mini-Expansion Supplemental Mega-Draft!

[Beef Invictus]

This is not meant to pick tip and I also didn't check the spreadsheet first to see if he was drafted into the Quackverse...

There was a Swiss/Italian defenseman that the Flyers played on the wing because they're morons. Not quite Mark Streit, but could serve your purpose... if he's available.

Oh shit I'd forgotten about this in self-defense.

Yes

I choose

Legend RW Luca Sbisa UFA

I am not searching the spreadsheet because there's no way even you degenerates drafted him. Sbisa is now a winger, despite being a dman, because traditional roles are the worst. We are breaking free. We are Mutineers.

@Asnito

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Spoilered because the audio has NSFW words.

Spoiler

Am I crazy or is this not bad? How is this not bad?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Spoilered because the audio has NSFW words.

Spoiler

Am I crazy or is this not bad? How is this not bad?

The song is not bad, the dancing is spectacular, but where and why did you find this?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

This is not meant to pick tip and I also didn't check the spreadsheet first to see if he was drafted into the Quackverse...

There was a Swiss/Italian defenseman that the Flyers played on the wing because they're morons. Not quite Mark Streit, but could serve your purpose... if he's available.

He was. He's a Desert Duck.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The song is not bad, the dancing is spectacular, but where and why did you find this?

This was sent to me by an NSA analyst.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He was. He's a Desert Duck.

F***. We were doing so well.

@Beef Invictus you have to replace Sbisa.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

F***. We were doing so well.

@Beef Invictus you have to replace Sbisa.

I meant Streit. I now see that CF was talking about him and not Streit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I meant Streit. I now see that CF was talking about him and not Streit.

f*** my life

@Beef Invictus you do not have to replace Sbisa.

 

[DancingPanther]

This was sent to me by an NSA analyst.

Does the NSA know about the quackverse?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Spoilered because the audio has NSFW words.

Spoiler

Am I crazy or is this not bad? How is this not bad?

"Having a gangbang to Jackson 5, I'm a ratchet guy" is one of those generational lyrics that comes along once in a decade and touches you in a place you thought was off limits to the outside world.

 

[Beef Invictus]

f*** my life

@Beef Invictus you do not have to replace Sbisa.

What a ride this has been for me

 

[Asnito]

Legend C Joe Nieuwendyk Whalers

Legend LW Brian Bellows Whalers wait for it

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend LW Vyacheslav Kozlov Sockeyes

Even I won't move him to the right to disrupt traditional role idiocy. Bowman had the wisdom to let the Russian Five be the Russian Five. I'll leave him be as well.

@BigToe

Classy Toe! Critical Toe! Quack Toe!

 

[mja]

Legend LW Vyacheslav Kozlov Sockeyes

Even I won't move him to the right to disrupt traditional role idiocy. Bowman had the wisdom to let the Russian Five be the Russian Five. I'll leave him be as well.

@BigToe

Classy Toe! Critical Toe! Quack Toe!

Question: do you use some sort of random adjective generator for this bit or are you just coming up with these off of the top of your head?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Legend C Joe Nieuwendyk Whalers

Legend LW Brian Bellows Whalers wait for it

@Beef Invictus

Legend LW Vyacheslav Kozlov Sockeyes

Even I won't move him to the right to disrupt traditional role idiocy. Bowman had the wisdom to let the Russian Five be the Russian Five. I'll leave him be as well.

@BigToe

Classy Toe! Critical Toe! Quack Toe!

The Sockeyes have been frozen for some time now. We are slowly but surely moving backwards.

@Beef Invictus the Whalers are also now frozen.

 

[Lord Defect]

Does the NSA know about the quackverse?

That’s under the space force purview.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Question: do you use some sort of random adjective generator for this bit or are you just coming up with these off of the top of your head?

I ran out of adjectives long ago. Sometimes I have to try and think of them myself, but mostly I let the generator work. I don't want repeats

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Sockeyes have been frozen for some time now. We are slowly but surely moving backwards.

@Beef Invictus the Whalers are also now frozen.

I told you I wasn't gonna remember who is frozen. This is your fault

 

[BigToe]

Current / RW / Jonathan Drouin
Current / C / Brendan Lemieux

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend LW Rod Gilbert Stay Pufts

Rod the Shod was possibly known by that nickname because he wore shoes. All evidence of that name is lost, but the chances are good he was called that. He scored a lot as a Ranger. He was a right wing due to adherence to traditional hockey role thinking. I'm making him a left wing so he can blast hot-donger one timers.

Edit: never mind, me again

 

[Asnito]

Legend LW Rod Gilbert Stay Pufts

Rod the Shod was possibly known by that nickname because he wore shoes. All evidence of that name is lost, but the chances are good he was called that. He scored a lot as a Ranger. He was a right wing due to adherence to traditional hockey role thinking. I'm making him a left wing so he can blast hot-donger one timers.

Edit: never mind, me again

 

[Beef Invictus]

Legend RW Miroslav Satan Platypi

Satan shot left and played the right side. Visionary thinking. That's what we need. I hate him.


This is him

 

[Beef Invictus]

This was on TCM last week

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh @Asnito is up

Eatable Asnito! Abortive Asnito! Unarmed Asnito!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Beef Invictus the Stay Puft idiots and the Platypi roster are now frozen.