NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Striiker]

Just start earlier in the day.

That’s two strikes, Bern.

 

[BernieParent]

That’s two strikes, Bern.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Artist

Prince

@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Team Artist

Prince

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@Lord Defect

He has already been taken for something else, Chuckles.

 

[Chuck Downie]

He has already been taken for something else, Chuckles.

Shit

 

[Rebels57]

Shit

Yeah, I took Prince in like the 1st round of this whole thing lol

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Artist

Prince

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@Lord Defect

Team Artist

Elmo

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am ready to pick

 

[Striiker]

@DancingPanther would you be interested in a trade?

Proposal:

I get: Dortmund

You get: Chelsea + my redraft pick

 

[DancingPanther]

@DancingPanther would you be interested in a trade?

Proposal:

I get: Dortmund

You get: Chelsea + my redraft pick

 

[Lord Defect]

I just tried to tag cap in a dm with Chuck

@Captain Dave Poulin does the redraft have to be hockey related?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

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@Captain Dave Poulin does the redraft have to be hockey related?

No.

Team Artist

Elmo

You won't believe this, but he has already been taken for something too.

Nice work, boys.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Striiker @DancingPanther

You can just make your Re-Draft picks as usual - we'll just say the trade was Chelsea for Dortmund. Striiker can go when he is ready, and DP can go when his turn comes up.

 

[Chuck Downie]

I'll make my pick in the AM. Need to think about this some more.

 

[DancingPanther]

No.



You won't believe this, but he has already been taken for something too.



Nice work, boys.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’ll wait for chuckie. My organization is perfect, I’m not sure what to redraft

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Artist

Elmo

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Team Artist

Simon

 

[mja]

Team Artist

Simon

Great pick!

By the way, Cap, I realized @Strawberry Fields's pick of Darcy Tucker as a spite player, while also a great pick, is a double, because I actually took the f***er as my spite hockey person a while back. I'm happy to share though.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Well, that went about as well as could be expected. Our xfu/DP (expected f***-up per draft pick) percentages just shot through the roof.

We start the day with @Lord Defect's dumb ass on the clock, @Beef Invictus, or what is left of his flesh, on deck, my literal bro on the lido deck, and DancingPants on the lido afterdeck. Striiker also has to make his Re-Draft pick, and he can go anytime. @Strawberry Fields also needs to replace Darcy Tucker, and he can also go when he is ready.

I didn't really have any expectations for that f***ing thing, nor did I have any hope, nor do I have any optimism. I guess the good thing is that we will now carry on watching and waiting to see how they fail at trying a "rebuild" which includes Jorts, the stupid c***. Landing Bedard may have gotten them feeling turgid, and the last thing we want is these idiots running around with wood trying to put a team around him. Among other things, it would have cut down on the number of subtractions, and subtractions are the things I am most looking forward to. Robert Orr Brink is literally the only Philadelphia Flyer I would miss. Let's get these stupid playoffs over with and get to cutting.

(The other good thing is that this COULD make Lukas Reichel gettable. Not very likely, but if it is possible, I am going to will it into existence.)

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm ready

 

[GKJ]

Team desert:

I had never heard of this until 2 week ago where this was made for an engagement party I was at. It is called Hummingbird Cake, which oddly enough, does not include hummingbirds, but bananas, pineapples, pecans and cream cheese is a winning combo.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

I will take Jarkko Ruutu to replace Darcy Tucker

 

[Lord Defect]

We are going to replace our Statue of Liberty troop transport in favor of something a little more modern. 1980’s futuristic modern that is.
The Stay Pufts new team troop transport, Voltron, Defender of the Universe.

@Beef Invictus Ready to form Voltron! Activate interlocks! Dyna-therms connected. Infra-cells up; mega-thrusters are go!

 

[Beef Invictus]

Team Redraft: Spite Goalie.

I replace with NATALIE WOOD

 

[Beef Invictus]

Well there's no objections so you're up @Hollywood Cannon