NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

[Striiker]

Fine. I'll accept your desert.

Accept whatever you want but you’re not getting any of my desert or dessert after that last post.

 

[Lord Defect]

Guys. We need, ok I need, someone to join paranormaldate.com to see how f***ed up it is.
It’s like farmers only dot com but for people that have seen UFOs.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

His otherworldly stupidity should get him a lot of dates from the alien weirdos, amirite?

We start the day with @mja on the clock with a pair (phrasing) and @Strawberry Fields on deck. Then (or before) the unbelievably defective @Asnito has to replace his latest defective pick before picking a second pick. Then the Pervert can let loose.

I didn't really know that "Draft Day" (2014) existed until recently, but all of a sudden I kept hearing that it was a "great sports movie," and "really accurate." Well, guess what? In real life, it's shit. It's stupid. Ivan Reitman directed it, and you'd be forgiven for thinking it would be good, based on his track record. But like a lot of directors who age, Reitman did a passable job of getting a mainstream movie over the finish line and handing it off to the drooling masses (who have no idea what is good and what isn't) ... and absolutely nothing more. Like all terrible sports movies, it is full of cliches. Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner, basically. I don't have anything against him, and never will, because of his performance in "The Untouchables," but he isn't exactly known for his range. But by far the worst thing about this was the inclusion of Denis Leary. He basically just plays himself, too - a defective, ultra stupid and toothy Boston mongrel. The c*** has one "n" in "Denis" - what do you expect? I really can't tolerate another second of the prick.

Anyway, don't watch that f***ing thing - it's stupid and pointless.

 

[mja]

Redraft: Fast Food Restaurant

Was French "taco" disaster O'Tacos. Let's run that back and take Shake Shack.

 

[mja]

Classic Actress: Jeanne Moreau



Just walking around Paris to Miles Davis and you can't take your eyes off of her.



And then breaking hearts with a chanson.

@Strawberry Fields

 

[Young Sandwich]

Redraft: Fast Food Restaurant

Was French "taco" disaster O'Tacos. Let's run that back and take Shake Shack.

Don't you dare. The Sexpos own Shake Shack.

 

[mja]

Don't you dare. The Sexpos own Shake Shack.

f***, how’d I let myself be so defective? Skip me for now and I’ll re-pick when I can.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Team artist

RINGO STARR

@Asnito

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Classic Actress: Jeanne Moreau



Just walking around Paris to Miles Davis and you can't take your eyes off of her.



And then breaking hearts with a chanson.

@Strawberry Fields

Yes.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

His otherworldly stupidity should get him a lot of dates from the alien weirdos, amirite?

We start the day with @mja on the clock with a pair (phrasing) and @Strawberry Fields on deck. Then (or before) the unbelievably defective @Asnito has to replace his latest defective pick before picking a second pick. Then the Pervert can let loose.

I didn't really know that "Draft Day" (2014) existed until recently, but all of a sudden I kept hearing that it was a "great sports movie," and "really accurate." Well, guess what? In real life, it's shit. It's stupid. Ivan Reitman directed it, and you'd be forgiven for thinking it would be good, based on his track record. But like a lot of directors who age, Reitman did a passable job of getting a mainstream movie over the finish line and handing it off to the drooling masses (who have no idea what is good and what isn't) ... and absolutely nothing more. Like all terrible sports movies, it is full of cliches. Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner, basically. I don't have anything against him, and never will, because of his performance in "The Untouchables," but he isn't exactly known for his range. But by far the worst thing about this was the inclusion of Denis Leary. He basically just plays himself, too - a defective, ultra stupid and toothy Boston mongrel. The c*** has one "n" in "Denis" - what do you expect? I really can't tolerate another second of the prick.

Anyway, don't watch that f***ing thing - it's stupid and pointless.

Did your teammates go to your birthday party?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Did your teammates go to your birthday party?

Ugh. So stupid.

 

[PDX Flyer]

Don't you dare. The Sexpos own Shake Shack.

I can’t get over Shake Shack. I used to live two blocks away from the original cart and go all the time. Amazing what it has grown into.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Nerd number guy is at the Derby, @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Nerd number guy is at the Derby, @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[mja]

It occurs to me I don't have a cheesesteak place. I need a good cheesesteak place with me in the Quackverse. Also, roast pork with sharp provolone and some long hots, of course.

Redraft Fast Food Restaurant: John's Roast Pork

 

[Striiker]

Turns out my redraft plan is ruined so I’m going to throw a tantrum and leave

I hate you @DancingPanther

 

[mja]

Future category: Team BBQ food item.

 

[DancingPanther]

Turns out my redraft plan is ruined so I’m going to throw a tantrum and leave

I hate you @DancingPanther

What have I done

 

[Striiker]

What have I done

 

[DancingPanther]

Why did I pick them? Soccer is dumb, you can have them if it wasn't for some funny reason

Edit: I may have picked them because of their stupid and long official name and nothing more lol

 

[ajgoal]

Why did I pick them? Soccer is dumb, you can have them if it wasn't for some funny reason

Edit: I may have picked them because of their stupid and long official name and nothing more lol

Give them to @Striiker and pick Manchester United.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh shit, it's tomorrow, isn't it? I don't mean today is tomorrow - I mean that day is tomorrow already.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, GKJ on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterpit. @DancingPanther you and Striiker should definitely make that trade - anything you guys work out will be fine. If you need help picking a club that doesn't suck, or that fits into your #Lore, I can help you. Asnito should get his ass in here and fix his latest f***-up as well.

I am seriously a little thrown off. I had forgotten about the draft lottery for a few days, and now it's almost here. I'm not going to say anything about it, because I don't want to jinx it. So yada yada yada, and then we ate burritos.

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh shit, it's tomorrow, isn't it? I don't mean today is tomorrow - I mean that day is tomorrow already.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, GKJ on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterpit. @DancingPanther you and Striiker should definitely make that trade - anything you guys work out will be fine. If you need help picking a club that doesn't suck, or that fits into your #Lore, I can help you. Asnito should get his ass in here and fix his latest f***-up as well.

I am seriously a little thrown off. I had forgotten about the draft lottery for a few days, and now it's almost here. I'm not going to say anything about it, because I don't want to jinx it. So yada yada yada, and then we ate burritos.

I could see this dumpster fire organization getting first overall and trading back.

 

[mja]

I could see this dumpster fire organization getting first overall and trading back.

Nah, they’d draft him but then after his first practice one of the stupid #culture signs would fall out and conk him in the head, and he’d be out for the year with his first concussion.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Has @Asnito ceased to exist? Either way, skip me I'm fishing/traveling all day.

@ajgoal can go if Asnito has vanished.