NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWENTY-THREE SKIDOO!

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Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
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I’m excited for my next spite pick

I don’t care about nerfing anyone. I’m just picking people who irritate me.
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Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
6,965
15,604
After receiving a concerning number of hate calls from Duval County regarding our desire to spite former Flyer greats, the Toads have decided to go in a different direction. Luckily we have built up an overabundance of goodwill with the league office which approved our request to modify our picks.

Therefore spite D

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Dennis Potvin

Spite C
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Mario Lemieux
 

Striiker

Former Flyers Fan
Jun 2, 2013
90,273
156,923
Pennsylvania
After receiving a concerning number of hate calls from Duval County regarding our desire to spite former Flyer greats, the Toads have decided to go in a different direction. Luckily we have built up an overabundance of goodwill with the league office which approved our request to modify our picks.

Therefore spite D

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Dennis Potvin

Spite C
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Mario Lemieux
UNDO THE GHOST PICK
 

Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Sponsor
Apr 30, 2015
68,581
201,329
Tokyo, JP
Striiker - that's what the defect is doing lol.

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We start the day with @BernieParent on the clock, me on deck, @DancingPanther on the lido deck, and my brother @Hollywood Cannon on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make because he missed work two days ago and had to make up for it or some shit.

Wednesday has been an especially good night of TV for me for the past several weeks. I have new episodes of "The Mandalorian" and "The Wu-Tang Clan" on that day, and both of them have been really good. But last night was some shit. Wu-Tang was OK, I guess, but the internet was dog shit for a couple of hours and I had to put it off longer than I wanted. When I finally got to it, I was disappointed that they didn't use the last episode to talk about what happened after "Wu-Tang Forever" - like the death of ODB, or how they stayed together, etc. Still, it was OK.

F***ing Mando, though ... I won't spoil anything except to say that there were two fat guest stars who were TERRIBLE. Even the tech down in the lab was a whale. It looked like a commercial for "Jenny Craig in the 24 1/2th Century." Then there was a third guest star who would have been more welcome if he weren't about 1000 years old, bless his soul. It was a total waste of an episode, and you just can't do that when there are at least 12 months in between each eight-episode season. I'm going to try to forget that it happened and hope they never go back to that planet, but I have a sickening feeling that they will. F***.
 

JojoTheWhale

"You should keep it." -- Striiker
May 22, 2008
35,788
110,664
Striiker - that's what the defect is doing lol.

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We start the day with @BernieParent on the clock, me on deck, @DancingPanther on the lido deck, and my brother @Hollywood Cannon on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make because he missed work two days ago and had to make up for it or some shit.

Wednesday has been an especially good night of TV for me for the past several weeks. I have new episodes of "The Mandalorian" and "The Wu-Tang Clan" on that day, and both of them have been really good. But last night was some shit. Wu-Tang was OK, I guess, but the internet was dog shit for a couple of hours and I had to put it off longer than I wanted. When I finally got to it, I was disappointed that they didn't use the last episode to talk about what happened after "Wu-Tang Forever" - like the death of ODB, or how they stayed together, etc. Still, it was OK.

F***ing Mando, though ... I won't spoil anything except to say that there were two fat guest stars who were TERRIBLE. Even the tech down in the lab was a whale. It looked like a commercial for "Jenny Craig in the 24 1/2th Century." Then there was a third guest star who would have been more welcome if he weren't about 1000 years old, bless his soul. It was a total waste of an episode, and you just can't do that when there are at least 12 months in between each eight-episode season. I'm going to try to forget that it happened and hope they never go back to that planet, but I have a sickening feeling that they will. F***.

The Showtime doc Of Mics and Men from a few years ago was absolutely fantastic if you're looking for more Wu-Tang content. They got everyone still alive to participate.
 

Hollywood Cannon

I'm Away From My Desk
Jul 17, 2007
88,229
160,443
South Jersey
Alright, ready to make my picks…

We’re going to start off by selecting that prick known as Shrek, Evgeni Malkin as one of our Spite Forwards.

Our next selection will be an overrated clownshoe who goes by Captain Intangibles who is such a great leader that he allowed what happened to Kyle Beach to happen in his locker room, Jonathan Toews.

Now that we got that spite out of system we have some major news to announce.

BREAKING NEWS

We here at the Quackverse headquarters are proud to announce that a new prince or princess is coming to the Quackverse. Yes, HCette is once again pregnant.

@Beef Invictus wow us with your beefiness.
 

Lord Defect

Secretary of Blowtorching
Nov 13, 2013
18,851
34,911
Alright, ready to make my picks…

We’re going to start off by selecting that prick known as Shrek, Evgeni Malkin as one of our Spite Forwards.

Our next selection will be an overrated clownshoe who goes by Captain Intangibles who is such a great leader that he allowed what happened to Kyle Beach to happen in his locker room, Jonathan Toews.

Now that we got that spite out of system we have some major news to announce.

BREAKING NEWS

We here at the Quackverse headquarters are proud to announce that a new prince or princess is coming to the Quackverse. Yes, HCette is once again pregnant.

@Beef Invictus wow us with your beefiness.
f*** yeah dude. Congratulations man!
Congratulations on the sex!!
 
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