Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
@Young Sandwich we need to stop meeting like this.
The Sexpos are proud to select the man, the myth, the moustache.
Legend Center - Bernie Federko
@JojoTheWhale get jiggy with it.
@JojoTheWhale never had a chance.
The NJFZ are terribly excited to select the Tank, LW Vladimir Krutov, the last remaining member of the famed KLM Line (@DancingPanther is now googling that for sure), and fittingly for our club the somewhat tragic figure of the trio. While his famed linemates went on to successful NHL careers, Krutov struggled in his only NHL season, both with conditioning and homesickness, and he was simply ill-equipped to handle the culture shock. Sadly, he passed away at the all too young age of 52.
@Hollywood Couturier
My assumption was correct. Good to know I've still got it.Enemy rivalry confirmed.
Day 2 at the vaccine clinic today. I drew up 250 doses yesterday. Easiest money of all time.
Tranexamic acid, cocaine solution, or tilting your head forward while pinchingHow do I stop this nosebleed? Pinching isn't working.
Try some steam. It might be dried out if you are using ac or heat.It still won't stop bleeding.
The Ghibli want to take a Soviet player, and by jove, we're going back to the USSR. There were so many Soviet greats who were comparable to NHL Hall of Famers, yet get shafted when it comes to the same level of recognition. Sure, there are a few exceptions, but it's a travesty that these greats of the game don't get their due.
The Honolulu Ghibli are proud to select: Alexander Maltsev (C).
One of the great center/right wings of his or any era, in discussion for the best Soviet center. To quote the Ghibli's own Bob Clarke: "Kharlamov was an incredible player and he could play physically too. What he was doing with the puck was just unbelievably beautiful. But when I played against Maltsev, I thought to myself that he was the best forward I had ever met on the ice. And I still think so now. He was great in everything – from controlling the puck to face-offs to physical play." Emphasizing Maltsev's speed and 1v1 skill is a common refrain, and while the game of hockey is in perpetual flux, he just looks like a player who could thrive in any era with his tools.
Maltsev occupies a weird space in Soviet hockey in that he didn't play for powerhouse CSKA Moscow, like almost every dominant star, but rather for Dynamo Moscow. He also never played on a famous Soviet "line," instead with constantly changing linemates. This was a player who had to do a little more himself in his career than his peers. None of this stopped Maltsev from compiling a Soviet MVP record of: 1st, 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 4th, 4th, 4th, 6th, 7th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th (votes in 14 seasons). Maltsev also won best forward at the World Championships more times than Kharlamov, Makarov, Mikhailov, [Redacted] combined. Maltsev's international and domestic résumé is exceptional.
Oh, f*** me. I PM’d PanthingDancer by accident.