NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE SEVEN! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

How about this

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I’m not made of money. Although that basket is more useful than Hagg himself with all the golf stuff.

 

[Magua]

How about this

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Jim Jackson.

 

[BiggE]

"He's your PantsareDancing
A Dancer for money
He'll do what you want Pants to do"

This could go wrong in so many ways

 

[kudymen]

I’m not made of money.

Can anyone confirm this? I am getting some conflicting info here

Jim Jackson.

 

[pit]

I feel like I must buy this...

Online Fundraising Platform | Handbid

Is it soaked in genuine Vigneault spilled martini?

 

[BiggE]

Is it soaked in genuine Vigneault spilled martini?

Well yeah, but it’s also soaked with JJ and Jonesy’s various bodily fluids so I’d stay far away.

Unless you’re into that kind of thing. I don’t judge

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Can anyone confirm this? I am getting some conflicting info here

 

[DancingPanther]

Is there any doubt that I'm going with Lululemon as our apparel provider? That's a slam dunk

Not sure who's up

Sorry, was going to message this to you cap but I got called into the clinic early and had to rush

 

[DancingPanther]

Oui, @DancingPanther is up.

You're up now bud

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh, f*** me. I PM’d PanthingDancer by accident.

RIP
Admin couldn't hang

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is there any doubt that I'm going with Lululemon as our apparel provider? That's a slam dunk

Not sure who's up

Sorry, was going to message this to you cap but I got called into the clinic early and had to rush

No problem, Pantsman.

Le Rabbits choose Team Center Peter Zezel.

@pit

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Is there any doubt that I'm going with Lululemon as our apparel provider? That's a slam dunk

I forgot to mention, excellent use of

#Lore

 

[Rebels57]

No problem, Pantsman.

Le Rabbits choose Team Center Peter Zezel.

@pit

Good shit right here

 

[BiggE]

No problem, Pantsman.

Le Rabbits choose Team Center Peter Zezel.

@pit

 

[BiggE]

They may be legends, however, don’t forget that

 

[BiggE]

And, making our next pick, will be

 

[pit]

Andrei Svechnikov: I have arrived.
GM Doug: Andrei, I didn't expect to see you.
AS: There is problem.
GM Doug: What's that Andrei?
AS: I am only Russian.
GM Doug: Well, we have a mix of players on the tea-
AS: I see Swedish, I see Canadian, I see American. Only Russian is me.
GM Doug: Well, my knowledge is only so vast. Many of the Russian legends were snapped up by other teams. Those GMs are like a Russian mafia.
AS: Nyet, do not discuss. Even as joke.
GM Doug: Oh, sorry.
AS: I teach you. Strong legends left.
GM Doug: Ok, but not yet. I need to pick defense or Roy will be in here on my ass.
AS: Da, I pick defense.
GM Doug: Russian defense? Weren't they all taken?
AS: I show you.

With pick, Chimpanzees take Alexander Ragulin, genius Russian defenseman.

GM Doug: I have no idea who that is. Is that good?
AS: Da. @ajgoal go now.

 

[kudymen]

After conferring with @ajgoal, we are proud to select Ivan Hlinka as our player from the past. You may also recall him as a coach who coached the Nagano team, Penguins before the Jagr trade, or coach who was supposed to be on the bench during the 2004 World cup. (before he tragically passed away)

This pick, however, is for a center position, where he proved to be one of the most effective players of his generation. Evidenced by scoring in domestic league, international competitions be it world championship or olympic games, and other leagues.

Here is a press conference of absolutely sober Hlinka and others in 1998



Next up I believe @Hurricane28

 

[Magua]

After conferring with @ajgoal, we are proud to select Ivan Hlinka as our player from the past. You may also recall him as a coach who coached the Nagano team, Penguins before the Jagr trade, or coach who was supposed to be on the bench during the 2004 World cup. (before he tragically passed away)

This pick, however, is for a center position, where he proved to be one of the most effective players of his generation. Evidenced by scoring in domestic league, international competitions be it world championship or olympic games, and other leagues.

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Here is a press conference of absolutely sober Hlinka and others in 1998



Next up I believe @Hurricane28

Since when is kudy in the Quackverse?

Of course all HFHive members are most welcome in the Quackverse!

 

[kudymen]

Since when is kudy in the Quackverse?

Of course all HFHive members are most welcome in the Quackverse!

I was just passing by and wanted to mess with you all.


In all seriousness, I was drafted by @ajgoal a looooong time ago and we've had this pick ready for a while now

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was just passing by and wanted to mess with you all.


In all seriousness, I was drafted by @ajgoal a looooong time ago and we've had this pick ready for a while now

Did you PM Hurricane, poopypants (#Hansoned)?

 

[kudymen]

Did you PM Hurricane, poopypants (#Hansoned)?

I didn't, I apparently suck at reading every new phase's rulebook

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I didn't, I apparently suck at reading every new phase's rulebook

That has been the rule since PHASE ONE! lol but it's no problem - I just wanted to make sure he got one.

 

[kudymen]

That has been the rule since PHASE ONE! lol but it's no problem - I just wanted to make sure he got one.

Done, PMed

So we can shorten it to "i suck at reading"

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Done, PMed

You rule, poopers!