NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE SEVEN! Part One!

[GKJ]

Going to take the opportunity to pick up one of my all-time favorites, former Flyer, Hurricane, and Hartford Whaler: RW Sami Kapanen

@mja

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Going to take the opportunity to pick up one of my all-time favorites, former Flyer, Hurricane, and Hartford Whaler: RW Sami Kapanen

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@mja

Try again. He's taken as a team owner or something like that.

 

[mja]

Going to take the opportunity to pick up one of my all-time favorites, former Flyer, Hurricane, and Hartford Whaler: RW Sami Kapanen

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@mja

Hands off the NJFZ owner, bub!

 

[GKJ]

f***ing Christ well I’ll just piss everyone off then and take Wendel Clark, which for my purposes is a RW. Another guy whose jersey I own

 

[mja]

It’s getting a bit rough out there on the blueline, but the NJFZ are pleasantly surprised to select HOF LD, the Great Bill Gadsby.

He finished in the top 5 in Norris voting 6 times during his career, including finishing second behind Doug Harvey twice, and was a 7 time 1st or 2nd team All Star. He set a record for most assists by a defenseman in a season in 58-59 with 46, and was the highest scoring defenseman with 568 career points when he retired. His ability to survive disasters is what really got our attention though; he survived both polio in the middle of his career and the sinking of the passenger liner Athenia by a German U-Boat torpedo attack in 1939.

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Already? One second.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

The 90s and 00s are woefully underrepresented in my all time forward lineup so far, so I will take LW Patrik Elias.

@GKJ

I got sniped so hard here.

I know he was a Devil, but there's no better case of HOF voters not understanding two-way play and the effect of systems on stats than Elias. He should be in and it shouldn't be close.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I got sniped so hard here.

I know he was a Devil, but there's no better case of HOF voters not understanding two-way play and the effect of systems on stats than Elias. He should be in and it shouldn't be close.

He and Messier would have made two-thirds of a tremendous Douche Line.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

He and Messier would have made two-thirds of a tremendous Douche Line.

I have Hull too. 3 LWs iced together sounds like great roster design to me.

 

[DancingPanther]

Thanks to all. You guys rock.



Speaking of rock, if you click to the 4:00 mark of this video, you'll be teleported into the lead in to one of the absolute fire guitar solos/album climaxes of my lifetime imo. I know there's at least 2 of you interested

 

[Young Sandwich]

Already? One second.

Me for the last 2000 seconds:

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Me for the last 2000 seconds:

More seconds. Ran into work emergency

 

[Young Sandwich]

More seconds. Ran into work emergency

Take all the seconds you need my man.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Striiker what do you think of these?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I used the time to type mine up, so I'll just say @Young Sandwich is far too nice of a person to snipe me after that. I'm beaming this thought into your brain.

 

[ajgoal]

@JojoTheWhale I swear to everything that if you or @Magua snipes my next pick, I'll do something rash.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale I swear to everything that if you or @Magua snipes my next pick, I'll do something rash.

UMMMMM. There's a chance...

 

[Young Sandwich]

I used the time to type mine up, so I'll just say @Young Sandwich is far too nice of a person to snipe me after that. I'm beaming this thought into your brain.

Let's just say you definitely won't be sniped. I, however, still have a chance to be sniped by HC here, which would be a catastrophic-sized bummer.

 

[BiggE]

Thankfully no one can ever swipe my players, it’s impossible. Why? Because I just randomly google old rosters and look for goofy names.

Hockey is stupid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hockey is stupid.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker what do you think of these?

I like it, but what for?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I like it, but what for?

T-shirts, to swerve the copyright.

 

[Striiker]

T-shirts, to swerve the copyright.

200 IQ business man

 

[ajgoal]

200 IQ business man

At least 195 points higher than some other management types I can name.

 

[BiggE]

At least 195 points higher than some other management types I can name.

Please don’t name them here. This is our refuge from those morons.